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Creed Reunion Tour
Jul 3, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Grimey Drawer

Let us English posted:

What Creed Reunion Tour cares about are the only things worth caring about. Enjoying a piece of media in a different way is invalid.

Sorry, I forgot to mention that gordon Freeman is a bisexual 1000 year old demon trapped inside a 12 year old girl trapped inside a swiss physicist.

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big nipples big life
May 12, 2014


just checkin out the strike zone, calm down

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS

Conclusive proof that staring at a muscular mans junk is not gay

Sestze
Jun 6, 2004



Cybernetic Crumb
if you look away from the d-zone, you sometimes miss moments where someone gets hit in the mean bean machine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_zRcuOdjU8

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
If you dont look at dudes penises, then how will you know who has the superior penis?

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Sestze posted:

if you look away from the d-zone, you sometimes miss moments where someone gets hit in the mean bean machine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_zRcuOdjU8

im the guy tasked with making instant replays of major league cbt

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

Zzulu posted:

If you dont look at dudes penises, then how will you know who has the superior penis?

You can take me off the list of men with a superior penis.

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe

lmbo

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe
yeah where's one of those with a woman. That looks like a really fun study to read about. I wonder how many other photos they used.

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS

I said come in! posted:

You can take me off the list of men with a superior penis.

Look, I just need to be certain okay

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Sestze posted:

if you look away from the d-zone, you sometimes miss moments where someone gets hit in the mean bean machine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_zRcuOdjU8

lmao


Putty posted:

major league cbt

mods

revdrkevind
Dec 15, 2013
ASK:lol: ME:lol: ABOUT:lol: MY :lol:TINY :lol:DICK

also my opinion on :females:
:haw::flaccid: :haw: :flaccid: :haw: :flaccid::haw:
Expanding on the MLB thing:

http://www.businessinsider.com/eye-tracking-heatmaps-2014-7

Women:


Men:


These images were presented together, so you can see where men and women are looking when given the option of looking at either a man or a woman.

Guys check out other guys' junk even when they also have the option of checking out ladyjunk instead, and women also check the cameltoe area of other women more than men do of women.

Also



lol may wanna talk bout dem female gays two. oh no women stare at womens vaginas and shoes, that's so sexist and offensive bla bla fart.

Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010

That toxic female gaze doe.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Those images must be truth, since they are images on the internet and they must be true for all people of the world, since the internet is global

Vakal
May 11, 2008

Jack Trades posted:

That toxic female gaze doe.

I know, I can just feel their eyes on my shoes whenever I'm out in public. It's sickening.

Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010

Vakal posted:

I know, I can just feel their eyes on my shoes whenever I'm out in public. It's sickening.

I know. My shoes get loving gaze raped every day.

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

Ork of Fiction posted:

It's not about having attractive lady things that exist, it's about how these things are presented. Like, if you were trying to take cover to shoot soime Blastoids or w/e, but the camera was stuck looking at a cartoon butt all the time, that would be the "male gaze" not, a lady is dressed up in sex ways. JFC you need to take a class or somtehing ur way ignorant of lady issues!!

e: i'm sorry for going off like that, I've become kinda sensitive about this stuff recently, but its about perspective, not content. what the eye perceives, not what exists.

Camera focusing on a cartoon butt in the middle of serious space opera storytime that's absurd such a thing would nev



:laffo: shep's expression

Strategic Tea fucked around with this message at 20:24 on Dec 28, 2016

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Miranda_Lawson_butt_shot.png

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

plain blue jacket posted:

You're not a loser :3:

aww thanks

wanna help make me not sexless too? :pervert:

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem

She wants to see if the baseball man is handsome and hopefully his face should reveal whether or not he knows what he's doing at the plate, because (more often than a male would) she doesn't. :j:

Meanwhile the man is checkin' out that guy's eyes, his weapon, his stance, and most importantly his hog's leg to indicate the form, timing, and attention on the ball. :flaccid:

Meanwhile meanwhile:

Strategic Tea posted:

Camera focusing on a cartoon butt in the middle of serious space opera storytime that's absurd such a thing would nev

Response:

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008

i was told my old av was distracting
I don't have a problem looking at a cg rendering of Yvonne Strahovski's butt though

Nerses IV
May 4, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

Miranda_Lawson_butt_shot.png

But on the other side of the rear end, Metal Gear Solid

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

Strategic Tea posted:

Camera focusing on a cartoon butt in the middle of serious space opera storytime that's absurd such a thing would nev



:laffo: shep's expression

Yeah, that's one of those cut-scene things I was talking about. Good example.

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!

revdrkevind posted:




lol may wanna talk bout dem female gays two. oh no women stare at womens vaginas and shoes, that's so sexist and offensive bla bla fart.

I like the subtle reflectoporn focus going on in the image on the right.

Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010


Male gaze.

yo mamma a Horus
Apr 7, 2008

Nap Ghost


look at that freaking sweet ninja samurai katana. its probably castled forged steel; one-thousand folds from a master handicraftsman

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

yo mamma a Horus posted:


look at that freaking sweet ninja samurai katana. its probably castled forged steel; one-thousand folds from a master handicraftsman

I wonder what the male gaze is like when they're taunting each other Russian style? :allears:

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

revdrkevind posted:

Expanding on the MLB thing:

http://www.businessinsider.com/eye-tracking-heatmaps-2014-7

Women:


Men:


These images were presented together, so you can see where men and women are looking when given the option of looking at either a man or a woman.

Guys check out other guys' junk even when they also have the option of checking out ladyjunk instead, and women also check the cameltoe area of other women more than men do of women.

Also



lol may wanna talk bout dem female gays two. oh no women stare at womens vaginas and shoes, that's so sexist and offensive bla bla fart.

IIRC, the "same sex looking at genitals" hits are believed that the participants were comparing themselves to subjects and not really a sign of attraction. They're sizing up what they view as competition. For instance, the "hot" neck hit, when women were looking at the bikini model, second from the "red hot" face, are obviously checking out for sagging skin and such.

The weird one is that, on the nude in sneakers, men focused secondly on her arm, so they're either trying to imagine what the breast looks like or she's got some muscle definition going on that entices or threatens them.

Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Are people still upset over one lesbian character out of an available 15 or so?

Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010

Young Freud posted:

The weird one is that, on the nude in sneakers, men focused secondly on her arm, so they're either trying to imagine what the breast looks like or she's got some muscle definition going on that entices or threatens them.

Can confirm. I cannot tolerate any visible muscle whatsoever because otherwise it hurts my masculinity. I cannot tolerate women being anything other that weak globs of fat with a fuckhole in it. #MasculinitySoFragile #KillAllMen

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Zzulu posted:

Those images must be truth, since they are images on the internet and they must be true for all people of the world, since the internet is global

plz help i dont know how scientific studies work

Harveygod
Jan 4, 2014

YEEAAH HEH HEH HEEEHH

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN

THIS TRASH WAR AIN'T GONNA SOLVE ITSELF YA KNOW

Jack Trades posted:

weak globs of fat with a fuckhole in it.

Tell your mom I said "Hi."

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



Harveygod posted:

Tell your mom I said "Hi."

:mmmhmm:

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Young Freud posted:

The weird one is that, on the nude in sneakers, men focused secondly on her arm, so they're either trying to imagine what the breast looks like or she's got some muscle definition going on that entices or threatens them.

the arm has a large, detailed tattoo that you can see in the preview image

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

the arm has a large, detailed tattoo that you can see in the preview image

I'll be honest, I couldn't tell if it was a tat or her other hand resting on her bicep from that small of an image. Makes sense that it would draw focus away from the face.

Creed Reunion Tour
Jul 3, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Grimey Drawer

Unfunny Poster posted:

Are people still upset over one lesbian character out of an available 15 or so?

From personal experience, the upsettening only starts when I ask why it's relevant for a fps character. like, who the gently caress cares?

Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Creed Reunion Tour posted:

From personal experience, the upsettening only starts when I ask why it's relevant for a fps character. like, who the gently caress cares?

Sensitive Joss Whedon got ran off Twitter because feminists were upset what two fictional characters said about another fictional character in a movie about people in spandex fighting monsters or aliens or whatever.

People can be very dumb.

Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012

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Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

why have you retards made 1000 posts about gay FPS characters. you all have terminally smooth brains

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