Official poll: Best line of the Frasier theme song [MODS PLEASE STICKY]

Best line of the frasier theme song
	Hey baby, I hear the blues a-callin',
	Tossed salad and scrambled eggs
	Oh My
	Mercy
	And maybe I seem a bit confused,
	Yeah maybe, but I got you pegged!
	Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha!
	May Satans spawn walk the earth again
	But I don't know what to do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs.
	They're callin' again.
	Scrambled eggs all over my face. What is a boy to do.
	Goodnight, everybody.

Ratjaculation: Aug 3, 2007

Title says it all

Theme song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyIRA_v9454

Bonus factoid: The song was actually sung by the actor who played the blue dude in the old xmen films

# ? Dec 21, 2016 23:40

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# ? May 18, 2024 12:39

FAGGY CLAUSE: Apr 9, 2011; by FactsAreUseless

this thread can toss my salad

# ? Dec 21, 2016 23:42

Ratjaculation: Aug 3, 2007

FAGGY CLAUSE posted:

this thread can toss my salad

Whoa... rude

# ? Dec 21, 2016 23:44

feller: Jul 5, 2006

On my phone so not allowed to see the poll what the heck did I buy platinum for mr dicktax

But anyway I thought there was just that one line about scrambled eggs. There are others??

# ? Dec 21, 2016 23:46

Isaac: Aug 3, 2006; Fun Shoe

I cast my votes

# ? Dec 21, 2016 23:50

Ein cooler Typ: Nov 26, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

fun fact: the theme song is sung by Kelsey Grammer

# ? Dec 21, 2016 23:52

Stabbatical: Sep 15, 2011

Pretty sure "What is a boy to do?" is a seperate line by itself, OP. Anyway, voted for the closest match.

# ? Dec 21, 2016 23:57

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

toss my salad and suck my scrambled eggs!

# ? Dec 22, 2016 00:14

Rasta_Al: Jul 14, 2001; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.; Fun Shoe

Gelsey Kramer sung this song while having his salad tossed

# ? Dec 22, 2016 00:15

Ratjaculation: Aug 3, 2007

Chinatown posted:

toss my salad and suck my scrambled eggs!

hey man did they find that plane

# ? Dec 22, 2016 00:15

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

Ratjaculation posted:

hey man did they find that plane

what plane

# ? Dec 22, 2016 00:16

Dr. Dogballs Jr.: Jun 9, 2014; the angriest sex machine

goodnight seattls

# ? Dec 22, 2016 00:19

Nefarious 2.0: Apr 22, 2008; Offense is overrated anyway.

no polls in gbs mobile

# ? Dec 22, 2016 00:19

Dylan McKay: Oct 20, 2011; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation. I refuse to see Black Panther because they didn't ask the Black Ranger to be in it.

voted for pegging

# ? Dec 22, 2016 00:22

The Human Crouton: Sep 20, 2002

"Mercy" is the best line delivery.

# ? Dec 22, 2016 00:25

Mr. Carrier Pigeon: Aug 22, 2013; Those birds certainly know what they're doin'!

The Human Crouton posted:

"Mercy" is the best line delivery.

Same, but for "Oh my". Reminds me of George Takei. They are both the best line, in truth.

# ? Dec 22, 2016 00:42

ArmedZombie: Jun 6, 2004

lol if you don't vote for tossed salad and scrambled eggs

# ? Dec 22, 2016 00:54

Doctor Dogballs: Apr 1, 2007; driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station

all my flavors are guaranteed to satisfy

# ? Dec 22, 2016 01:41

Doctor Dogballs: Apr 1, 2007; driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station

i'm your scrambled eggs man, stop me when i'm passin' by

# ? Dec 22, 2016 01:42

Doctor Dogballs: Apr 1, 2007; driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station

I got (unitelligible) dixie cup
tossed salads and push-ups too

# ? Dec 22, 2016 01:43

Nefarious 2.0: Apr 22, 2008; Offense is overrated anyway.

I endorse the previous 3 posts

# ? Dec 22, 2016 02:00

SHISHKABOB: Nov 30, 2012; Fun Shoe

Godzilla is my role model.

# ? Dec 22, 2016 02:21

Away all Goats: Jul 5, 2005; Goose's rebellion

It's actually the part where he just repeats 'goku' over and over again.

# ? Dec 22, 2016 02:21

glowstick party tonight: Oct 4, 2003; by zen death robot

Voted the One True Choice

And voted :five:

for checkbox pool

# ? Dec 22, 2016 02:36

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

ArmZ posted:

lol if you don't vote for tossed salad and scrambled eggs

# ? Dec 22, 2016 03:56

ProfessorMurder: Aug 27, 2003; I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

The way he laughs in that song reminds me of Sideshow Bob, who was voiced by that guy from Cheers.

# ? Dec 22, 2016 04:11

Hot Karl Marx: Mar 16, 2009; Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

is this frasier related to the frasier in cheers?

# ? Dec 22, 2016 04:12

Hustlin Floh: Jul 20, 2009; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Hot Karl Marx posted:

is this frasier related to the frasier in cheers?

There's a tentative link in the Frazier Expanded Universe but most true Scrambled Eggheads don't count it as canon.

# ? Dec 22, 2016 04:25

Earwicker: Jan 6, 2003

Hot Karl Marx posted:

is this frasier related to the frasier in cheers?

yes it is the same character.

# ? Dec 22, 2016 04:27

Hot Karl Marx: Mar 16, 2009; Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

Earwicker posted:

yes it is the same character.

that sounds extremely unlikely

# ? Dec 22, 2016 04:31

Earwicker: Jan 6, 2003

Hot Karl Marx posted:

that sounds extremely unlikely

he divorced lilith and got depressed and moved to seattle and got his own show, which was not as good as cheers but lasted for like 10 seasons for some reason

# ? Dec 22, 2016 04:34

Dylan McKay: Oct 20, 2011; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation. I refuse to see Black Panther because they didn't ask the Black Ranger to be in it.

sometimes characters have the same name, its just a coincidence

# ? Dec 22, 2016 04:36

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN: Jun 26, 2009

"I got you pegged"

# ? Dec 22, 2016 04:45

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN: Jun 26, 2009

Fun fact: fraiser is a spin off of the more successful show, black fraiser

# ? Dec 22, 2016 04:47

Starman Super DX: Oct 17, 2011; This title text is surprisingly sturdy.

Frasier might very well be the best sitcom that isn't Seinfeld.

# ? Dec 22, 2016 04:48

med school head: Apr 17, 2012

theres a whole episode where sammy visits him of course its

oh poo poo sprung

# ? Dec 22, 2016 06:29

FaradayCage: May 2, 2010

Remember that thing that was kind of like telephone-pictionary on the internet a few years ago? Maybe 2011?

I got one that was "Frasier".

I drew a Frasier, a salad (tossed), and an egg (scrambled).

I thought it was delightful.

It got downvoted to like -2.

While the rest of the boners who actually drew the logo (complete with the word "Frasier") were upvoted to like +3/+4.

That's when I decided I hated the masses.

# ? Dec 22, 2016 06:55

Dial-a-Dog: May 22, 2001

FaradayCage posted:

Remember that thing that was kind of like telephone-pictionary on the internet a few years ago? Maybe 2011?

I got one that was "Frasier".

I drew a Frasier, a salad (tossed), and an egg (scrambled).

I thought it was delightful.

It got downvoted to like -2.

While the rest of the boners who actually drew the logo (complete with the word "Frasier") were upvoted to like +3/+4.

That's when I decided I hated the masses.

Sounds like they all did a better job than you at communicating "Frasier" idiot

# ? Dec 22, 2016 07:03

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Fraiser and the Best Friends Gang should have been a 30 Rock spin off.

# ? Dec 22, 2016 07:26

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KomodoWagon: May 10, 2013; by R. Guyovich

Frasier was better than Cheers you dicks

# ? Dec 22, 2016 08:25