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Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers

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SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


I have 4 cats good luck

realbez
Mar 23, 2005

Fun Shoe
My loving cat has got herself stuck under the house somehow and ruined my goddamn loving afternoon let me tell you I am mad at this cat

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Ha jokes on you I don't have a cat because I'm a dude. :j:

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


No gently caress you pinkskin gently caress my cat could loving beat your cat in a game of that buttverwatch videogame with the lesbian social justice reactionary characters

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I'm a real man and have dogs. My dogs would kill your cat and wouldn't give your loving worthless loser cat a 2nd thought. And neither would I. I'd just toss it out of my yard. :smug:

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

It's true, goddamn it. It's all true. My cat is loving pathetic.

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Thats fine, but i grow catnip, so you got this cat vrs the , never mind your cat is stoned.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


my cats all went and hid when I told them about your upcoming fight so maybe you were right after all

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

if you declawed your cat then you already lost

not getting into the morality of it. just being honest. your cat is poo poo without claws mofo

BoonyPC
Feb 19, 2007
my cat is half blind and 20 years old

Can still smell chicken 500 metres away and probably kick your cats arse too.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



My cats are 19 and 15 years old, respectively. They would simply shame your cat into submission through their superior age and wisdom. Well, the 19 year old would. The 15 year old cat is a little bit special.

Fredflonston
Jan 29, 2011


you can't "kick the utter loving poo poo" out of what's already dead, OP

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
The wife won't let me get a dog, so I want to get a dog sized cat. Maine Coon?

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Edgar posted:

The wife won't let me get a dog, so I want to get a dog sized cat. Maine Coon?

American Bobtails are cool and good.

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



I wish cats were friendlier with each other

BoonyPC
Feb 19, 2007

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN posted:

I wish cats were friendlier with each other

When my cat was like 1 or so, He and the cat next door used to chill all day. It was pretty cool.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
My cat doesn't want to fight, he is too good-natured. He loves all.

Tite Barnacle
Jun 4, 2014

Meowdy Purrdner

Grimey Drawer
Eh, those orange cats are ok, but my siamese would destroy that fucker. And by siamese I mean my Thai wife. She'd probably eat it after she was done too, possibly as part of a curry.

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
my barn cat is small and half feral, she has killed raccoons before by throwing them out of trees to die upon hitting the ground

my porch cats are deathly afraid of her but could still kill your bitch animals

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice

Edgar posted:

The wife won't let me get a dog, so I want to get a dog sized cat. Maine Coon?

Have you considered an ocelot?

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
I have feral cats who sleep on my bed.

NomChompsky
Sep 17, 2008

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Ha jokes on you I don't have a cat because I'm a dude. :j:

You pussy.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

that cat a psycho killa :black101:

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


A misanthrope posted:

that cat a psycho killa :black101:

q'uest ca ce

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Space Race Riot posted:

Eh, those orange cats are ok, but my siamese would destroy that fucker. And by siamese I mean my Thai wife. She'd probably eat it after she was done too, possibly as part of a curry.

a purry

but yeah my cats are total pacifists and yours looks like he'd take them easily

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
that cat looks like a total dick

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


where is Guam

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
Nobody hosed with my cat. The entire block was her turf. One time, a neighbors male cat came up looking for a beezy and she straight up punched him in the face. Motherfucker went running, she didn't even use her claws!

My cat would murderize ur cat op.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
Realtalk are cats look almost identical, tho



So maybe they are distant cousins or some poo poo. :shrug:

Speedboat Jones
Dec 28, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
That is ok because my cat is like really chill

naem
May 29, 2011

My Man Shran posted:

No gently caress you pinkskin gently caress my cat could loving beat your cat in a game of that buttverwatch videogame with the lesbian social justice reactionary characters

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice
My dead cat killed a bunch of birds & snakes I miss that cat

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Zippy the Bummer posted:

my barn cat is small and half feral, she has killed raccoons before by throwing them out of trees to die upon hitting the ground

my porch cats are deathly afraid of her but could still kill your bitch animals

My parents have periodically taken in or fed barn cats, and a tough barn cat is insanely strong and vicious. There was one who would attack sheep.

e: this is my mom's cat, and though not a barn cat, she has been known to gently caress up old ladies so watch the hell out

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


my one cat has brain problems and the vet told us she's pretty much the equivalent of a downs syndrome person but she is real friendly and loves being pet so I keep her around. i don't think I would keep a down syndrome person around though

naem
May 29, 2011

deadking
Apr 13, 2006

Hello? Charlemagne?!
The idea that your cat could beat up my cat, let alone any other cat, is ridiculous. A complete joke.

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


Ranma Fan Art posted:

my one cat has brain problems and the vet told us she's pretty much the equivalent of a downs syndrome person but she is real friendly and loves being pet so I keep her around. i don't think I would keep a down syndrome person around though

yeah i had a kid with downs and i put him in a sack and dropped him off a bridge. it's best for all parties

Boz0r
Sep 7, 2006
The Rocketship in action.
I've got two persians, and I'm pretty sure they're retarded. I also have some cats.

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1982 Subaru Brat
Feb 2, 2007

by Athanatos

Let her in jeez it's cold out there don't just take a picture <:mad:>

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