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mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
Nothing demolishes a pussy quite like my dick.

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Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers

nawcom posted:

if you declawed your cat then you already lost

not getting into the morality of it. just being honest. your cat is poo poo without claws mofo

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Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers

Fredflonston posted:

you can't "kick the utter loving poo poo" out of what's already dead, OP

:(

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

My cat doesn't even seem to care that it is humiliating me in front of all my friends. It refuses to follow the work out routine I made for it, and the krav maga lessons were a total waste.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
I'm trying to get a Willard angle going with feral cats instead of rats

big time bisexual
Oct 16, 2002

Cool Party

Edgar posted:

The wife won't let me get a dog, so I want to get a dog sized cat. Maine Coon?

get a savannah and take it out for walks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkWxR_yP2ig

Coffee Grindr
Jul 4, 2008
Stimulating
My cat is small and cute and loving you keep your dang alley cat away from her

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
This feral cat followed me home from a condemned house and now she sleeps next to my head. One time she leaped down onto my dad's nuts when he was sitting next to a tall shelf. This cat is very heavy but athletic husky not a lazy blob she's always running around starting poo poo.

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax
My cat is muscly as gently caress she's swole

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Your cat looks brain damaged and my cat is a skeleton sooooo

GuitarJunkie
Sep 8, 2004

"Boy, have we got a vacation for you."
My pussy's crazy

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
my cat is too handsome to fight



Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR
my cats got leukemia

speaking of which we have top researchers on your case of forums cancer a misanthrope, but it is likely you will just die like my cats

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Drunk & Ugly posted:

my cats got leukemia

speaking of which we have top researchers on your case of forums cancer a misanthrope, but it is likely you will just die like my cats

pls bury me with Drunk & Ugly's cats :rip:

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
My cat is fat as poo poo and won't take any lip from your cat

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Captain Yossarian posted:

My cat is fat as poo poo and won't take any lip from your cat



lol your cat :lol:

Starman Super DX
Oct 17, 2011

This title text is surprisingly sturdy.


My cat looks like a badass these days

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Starman Super DX posted:



My cat looks like a badass these days

This is a dank cat dude nice

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
cats are untrustworthy psychos, whivch is why i poison my neighbors' cats

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

Starman Super DX posted:



My cat looks like a badass these days

Actually it looks like a pampered weak little bundle of sticks.

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord
Probably, my cat's a little bitch.

Starman Super DX
Oct 17, 2011

This title text is surprisingly sturdy.

FedEx Mercury posted:

Actually it looks like a pampered weak little bundle of sticks.

Hey. HEY. That lovely coat is all him. There's no place for us to keep him inside so he lives outside fighting off the elements on a daily basis. Cat is WEATHERED, son.


He just wouldn't fight another cat because he's too nice. :kimchi:

Zombiepop
Mar 30, 2010

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Ha jokes on you I don't have a cat because I'm a dude. :j:

What? dudes have cats dude. Dogs are for people who need validation n poo poo. I mean why get a dog when you can get a gf?

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

Zombiepop posted:

What? dudes have cats dude. Dogs are for people who need validation n poo poo. I mean why get a dog when you can get a gf?

You got hella triggered by a super low effort troll post bro.

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
I'm going to punt your cat, op. It isn't gonna get a chance to gently caress up my non existent cat cuz it will be too busy cartwheeling through the air toward your in zone.

chippy
Aug 16, 2006

OK I DON'T GET IT

he does look quite hard and my cats would probably be scared of him but my neighbours bengal would gently caress him the gently caress up

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
my cat is protected by layers and layers of blubber, your cat doesnt stand a loving chance

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Ranma Fan Art posted:

I have 4 cats good luck

Me too, though only 2 will fight. But those two combined are 40 lbs of pure strain rear end in a top hat.

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

CharlestonJew posted:

my cat is protected by layers and layers of blubber, your cat doesnt stand a loving chance

Brand New Malaysian Wife
Apr 5, 2007
I encourage children who are bullied to kill themselves. In fact, I get off to it. Pedophilia-snuff films are the best. More abused children need to kill themselves.
My cat had to be separated from her sister when they were in an animal shelter because she was bullying her own flesh and blood who she had been with for six years. She regularly beats the poo poo out of cats twice her (3.5kg) size if they dare venture on to her territory. My cat would dominate the hell out of your cat.

Brand New Malaysian Wife fucked around with this message at 17:49 on Dec 22, 2016

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
My cat is a loving moron but I still love her

Brand New Malaysian Wife
Apr 5, 2007
I encourage children who are bullied to kill themselves. In fact, I get off to it. Pedophilia-snuff films are the best. More abused children need to kill themselves.
She looks like a furry slug. :3:

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Brand New Malaysian Wife posted:

She looks like a furry slug. :3:

She very fat and puts up with our energetic puppy really well.



She also loves belly rubs, licking hands, and doesn't understand the concept of personal space.

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator

all cats should look like marlon brando

A+ cat

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

Once I was cat sitting for my sister but she didn't tell me that in addition to her cat I was meant to put food out for this buff stray cat that had taken to her front porch. When I didn't feed him he busted a hole in the screen door Kool Aid Man style, like he didn't rip it with his claws he just walked straight through it nonchalantly.

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
My cat, she is FIERCE.

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Moon Atari posted:

Once I was cat sitting for my sister but she didn't tell me that in addition to her cat I was meant to put food out for this buff stray cat that had taken to her front porch. When I didn't feed him he busted a hole in the screen door Kool Aid Man style, like he didn't rip it with his claws he just walked straight through it nonchalantly.

Lol :3:

Brand New Malaysian Wife
Apr 5, 2007
I encourage children who are bullied to kill themselves. In fact, I get off to it. Pedophilia-snuff films are the best. More abused children need to kill themselves.
MY CAT IS OUT SCRAPPING WITH ANOTHER CAT RIGHT NOW

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BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

I like cats

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