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My cat has feline AIDS, so your cat would win the battle, but if it drew blood it would lose the war.
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Dec 22, 2016 19:53
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Ha jokes on you I don't have a cat because I'm a dude.
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Dec 22, 2016 20:02
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BONGHITZ posted:I like cats 
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Dec 22, 2016 20:25
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Is it normal for cats to mount & bite the neck of another when they finish fighting?
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Dec 22, 2016 20:30
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My cat was a rapist & murderer that died of diabetes RIP Douchebag
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Dec 22, 2016 20:30
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Lol cat bros
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Dec 22, 2016 20:37
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Captain Yossarian posted:My cat is fat as poo poo and won't take any lip from your cat the gently caress is your cat gonna do about anything?
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Dec 22, 2016 20:40
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Dec 22, 2016 20:56
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Dec 22, 2016 20:57
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my mums cat cried and shat on the floor when she bought a cat decoration for the balcony. she also cannot buy fluffy slippers anymore because he is terrified of them being another cat. Basically your cat would win
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Dec 22, 2016 21:05
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Fat Shat Sings posted:the gently caress is your cat gonna do about anything? You know like far guys that look like they could be tough? He's like that. He'd expose his belly for scratches and petting
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Dec 22, 2016 21:13
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Dec 22, 2016 21:14
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My cats are complete weenies
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Dec 22, 2016 21:27
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This is what 3.5kg of pure territorial aggression looks like:
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Dec 22, 2016 21:35
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A former friend of mine used to have a buff as hell cat. You could see his cut cat muscles bulge whenever it would take a leap at your toes. He ended up getting rid of it because the cat was too much for him and would kick his rear end regularly.
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Dec 22, 2016 21:42
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Gimbal lock posted:A former friend of mine used to have a buff as hell cat. You could see his cut cat muscles bulge whenever it would take a leap at your toes. He ended up getting rid of it because the cat was too much for him and would kick his rear end regularly. i can see why he is a former friend
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Dec 22, 2016 21:43
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Bunch of pussies itt
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Dec 22, 2016 21:51
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no  nope 
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Dec 22, 2016 22:07
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son of a bitch is like 20 pounds of pure muscle and anger the best cat ever, basically
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Dec 22, 2016 22:08
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My original buddy was a kitten they said came from Alaska. He grew big (never fat and controlled his eating) with a long tail. He knew how to open doors and had a mean wild streak in him since he also went outdoors a lot when younger in Canada hanging out with an older cat that must have taught him something cause he was a hunter. Birds, squirrels, rabbits, and he went after Canadian Geese a couple times and chased dogs away. I still have scars from his pissed off times and "playing" as a kitten. Docs said he had kidney issues and wouldn't make it but lived 5 years after while giving him some medicine. His name was Simba and he was my bro for 18 years, awesome badass cat.
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Dec 22, 2016 22:17
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I had a fat cat that loved lasagna and hated Mondays. I shot him in the face with a shotgun.
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Dec 22, 2016 22:26
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Seems like there is a lot of cat hubris ITT.
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Dec 22, 2016 22:38
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We had a cat that would always start fights with the neighborhood cats and then come home with his rear end in a top hat torn to shreds because he was constantly running away from them. you want to be the toughest cat don't step up to the podium unless you got something worthwhile to say.
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Dec 22, 2016 22:42
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Fat Shat Sings posted:We had a cat that would always start fights with the neighborhood cats and then come home with his rear end in a top hat torn to shreds because he was constantly running away from them. Cats love poo poo-talking to one another. Some of them are just too good at poo poo talking and not so good at backing up their words. One of mine is like that. She's a big weenie, but loves bitching at the big boys.
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Dec 22, 2016 22:47
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I taught my cat to never fear a dog. Worked out good!     I sleep better at night knowing that the Bad Dogs will have hell to pay if they ever break into MY place
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Dec 22, 2016 22:51
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whoredog posted:I taught my cat to never fear a dog. is this the bruce lee of cats?
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Dec 22, 2016 22:54
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my cat wall runs like he is in the matrix, but i think they all do that 
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Dec 22, 2016 22:59
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My cat Midas is chill as can be and loves everything. I adopted a kitten awhile ago, and as soon as I brought him home Midas pinned him down and started cleaning him and purring. 100% domesticated not a fightin' bone in his body. So please keep your fightcat away from my chillcat
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Dec 22, 2016 23:00
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wut
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Dec 22, 2016 23:01
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sAF8gMN9c0
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Dec 22, 2016 23:03
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What is this retard boy doing just hanging around two gators.
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Dec 22, 2016 23:06
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That's one cool cat
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Dec 22, 2016 23:09
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my 10lb cat beats up my 55lb dog on a regular basis, eat poo poo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwvEb69iodc signalnoise fucked around with this message at 23:13 on Dec 22, 2016 |
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Dec 22, 2016 23:10
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I think im gonna get myself a cat soon, or maybe two. whats the limit on this catfight?
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Dec 22, 2016 23:24
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Zombiepop posted:I think im gonna get myself a cat soon, or maybe two. whats the limit on this catfight? Get a dozen so you can weed out the weaklings
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Dec 22, 2016 23:26
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Most cats are dumb, lazy pieces of poo poo. Not this one.
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Dec 22, 2016 23:30
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Bob James posted:Most cats are dumb, lazy pieces of poo poo. Not this one. good cat
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Dec 22, 2016 23:34
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Growing up my brother had this short-hair orange tabby that we got as a kitten from a pet store. Being dumb little kids we didn't realize that things like "cats always land on their feet" was just a saying, so did poo poo like toss the cat off the three story peak of the house. Cat would hit ground and immediately just tear off and avoid us for an hour or so. We also lived out in the country and always had a couple of dogs and at least one other cat around, in addition to various wildlife hanging around. All these factors presumably contributed to making this the most bad-rear end cat ever. He was also wicked-smart, and my brother easily trained him to come, sit, and stay like a dog. I watched that cat successfully fight raccoons, and stalk and attack dogs then chase them back into the woods. He was a good cat.
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