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IM GONNA BOOP ALL THESE CATS ON THE NOSE AND GET AWAY WITH IT TOO
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free hubcaps posted:IM GONNA BOOP ALL THESE CATS ON THE NOSE AND GET AWAY WITH IT TOO holy gently caress this guy is a mad man
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Dec 23, 2016 02:40
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my cat has feline spasticity gj fighting a cripple, OP
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Dec 23, 2016 02:47
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free hubcaps posted:IM GONNA BOOP ALL THESE CATS ON THE NOSE AND GET AWAY WITH IT TOO I hope you get clawed
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Dec 23, 2016 02:48
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Dec 23, 2016 03:03
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i don't actually have any other cats right now lmao
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Dec 23, 2016 03:05
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Dec 23, 2016 03:05
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One of the tactical strategies of cats is to just be stupidly aggro so that other animals are like, oh poo poo, it's a cat, those things are hosed up
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Dec 23, 2016 03:08
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Pick posted:One of the tactical strategies of cats is to just be stupidly aggro so that other animals are like, oh poo poo, it's a cat, those things are hosed up i read once that male beavers will gnaw their own testicles off if threatened I guess to just show how insane they are?
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Dec 23, 2016 03:09
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The one thing that it seems like even the most badass cat has qualms about is crows. I had this badass American Bobtail cat that weighed just under 20 lbs. at his fighting weight, and I was doing some inane rabbitholing on Wikipedia and played the sound file of a crow's call. The cat immediately perked up and started carefully stalking around the house, on the lookout for an unexpected crow.
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Dec 23, 2016 03:13
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CaptainSarcastic posted:The one thing that it seems like even the most badass cat has qualms about is crows. I had this badass American Bobtail cat that weighed just under 20 lbs. at his fighting weight, and I was doing some inane rabbitholing on Wikipedia and played the sound file of a crow's call. The cat immediately perked up and started carefully stalking around the house, on the lookout for an unexpected crow. cats have an evolutionarily-ingrained fear of birds. you ever open up a trash bag around your cat? they think the motherfuckin argentavis magnificens is comin to snatch em up 
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Dec 23, 2016 03:18
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CaptainSarcastic posted:The one thing that it seems like even the most badass cat has qualms about is crows. I had this badass American Bobtail cat that weighed just under 20 lbs. at his fighting weight, and I was doing some inane rabbitholing on Wikipedia and played the sound file of a crow's call. The cat immediately perked up and started carefully stalking around the house, on the lookout for an unexpected crow. Crows are smart and also they'll point out cats, which makes it hard for them to catch stupider birds. Even my family's master hunter cat, Undercarriage, never got a crow even though she made piles of other dead animals, mostly deer mice, every day.
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Dec 23, 2016 03:20
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my cat could only catch baby bunnies and stupid birds
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Dec 23, 2016 03:26
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Pick posted:Crows are smart and also they'll point out cats, which makes it hard for them to catch stupider birds. Crows also work in teams, and often have a lot of free time on their hands. Messing with cats is a hobby some of them develop.
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Dec 23, 2016 03:27
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CaptainSarcastic posted:Crows also work in teams, and often have a lot of free time on their hands. Messing with cats is a hobby some of them develop. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBsEJ0JyoeU
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Dec 23, 2016 03:30
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My cats are twins and have spent their whole lives perfecting how to hunt together, they take prey down in a coordinated effort like a pride of tiny lionesses, good luck with that op's cat.
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Dec 23, 2016 04:18
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WANZBs8Za0Q
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Dec 23, 2016 04:37
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Good luck owning an rear end in a top hat cat op, my cat is a lover not a fighter
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Dec 23, 2016 04:52
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RIP Vinnie, he once kicked the asses of an airedale and a yellow lab at the same time in my back yard, he was a bit overweight and liked to lay around but he was an amazing hellbent black blur when he was pissed.
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Dec 23, 2016 05:24
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My cat is 15, so yeah. He's old as gently caress and blind as hell. A stiff breeze could kick his rear end.
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Dec 23, 2016 05:57
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meet girls at the store posted:My cats are twins and have spent their whole lives perfecting how to hunt together, they take prey down in a coordinated effort like a pride of tiny lionesses, good luck with that op's cat. did you not see bruce lee cat? it can effortlessly redirect your cat's attacks and blind them with martial arts.
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Dec 23, 2016 06:14
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whoredog posted:I taught my cat to never fear a dog. I don't see any dogs?
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Dec 23, 2016 07:01
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This is my cat, Nailo. Does she look like she loses fights?  Case closed.
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Dec 23, 2016 07:38
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The OP has literally zero hype. If you are going to promote a fight at least have an action photo of the cat. It needs to look tough and mean. Instead it looks slightly surly from being woken up. All I'm saying is when you have a press conference with 2 boxers before an upcoming match they don't flutter their eyelashes at each other and talk about what they have been watching on netflix. My cat is a runt and has been bested by medium sized birds on 2 occasions.
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Dec 23, 2016 08:00
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Fat Shat Sings posted:did you not see bruce lee cat? That's how cats fight after they've been declawed in the front end.
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Dec 23, 2016 09:13
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DavidAlltheTime posted:This is my cat, Nailo. I dunno about fights but that fuckin thing surely can't lose weight.
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Dec 23, 2016 09:22
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i don't think so
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Dec 23, 2016 12:13
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Teikanmi posted:i don't think so He looks like a final boss type of catte.
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Dec 23, 2016 14:19
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My cats, as a kid, were barn cats. Scrappy fighting toms that would kick your rear end six ways from Sunday. Missing ears, eye's, tails, etc. They'd come and go as they pleased. We'd put a heat lamp in the barn when it got below zero. They kept the grainery and the barn clean of pests. We had one that would bird but not mouse. We had another that kept the rabbits in check. The inevitable kittens would walk across the fields and find new homes in someone else's barn. We had an albino barn cat that was stone deaf and always slept under cars. Great mouser. It died of feline leukemia. I have a cat that mouses but never kills them all the way. I end up having to find the mouse and chuck it out the back door.
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Dec 23, 2016 15:11
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mostlygray posted:I have a cat that mouses but never kills them all the way. I end up having to find the mouse and chuck it out the back door. my snowshoe siamese does this and then gets pissy when I take it from him like, eat it or move on bro
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Dec 23, 2016 15:45
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Ranma Fan Art posted:i read once that male beavers will gnaw their own testicles off if threatened I guess to just show how insane they are? You think that's intense? Just until yo-
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Dec 23, 2016 15:50
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DavidAlltheTime posted:This is my cat, Nailo. Those droopy eyes, that prone position. This is definitely a C- lazy loser cat.
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Dec 23, 2016 20:31
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Apparently they do not sell cat poison at home depot.
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Dec 23, 2016 21:14
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The_end posted:Apparently they do not sell cat poison at home depot. nah but they sell it at Auto Zone
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Dec 23, 2016 21:16
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I would also like to submit my poodle werecat to battle royale.
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Dec 23, 2016 21:33
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But it's too coolddd ouside ouside to dig a hole in the garden. Better keep Mr Mittens in the freezer till spring
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Dec 24, 2016 03:00
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Chlamyllionaire posted:But it's too coolddd ouside ouside to dig a hole in the garden. Better keep Mr Mittens in the freezer till spring lol I had to do this once made getting Hot Pockets super awkward
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Dec 24, 2016 03:02
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I guess we could've left him on the porch but then he'd have got stolen
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Dec 24, 2016 04:45
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If the OP is actually Jesus Christ I'm pretty sure none of our cats can kick his cat's rear end because his cat is a big fuckin magical lion. I saw it in a movie one time.
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Dec 24, 2016 09:45
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My cat likes to lay on things and do cat stuff
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