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"Haha yeah it's kinda 'in disrepair' a little." "Well there's the one solar light, it's pretty nice really." "Never. I just never bring in food really, it's not something I worry about." "I mean, technically the toilets do flush." |
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"This is the house where the original night stalker killed his first victim and.."
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what, you've never seen a grown man pee his pants before *moves closer* hey, later on if you play your cards right maybe I could pee your pants
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"You'll love it, it's my favorite gaming shop. They have tons of demo copies of great board games and a knowledgeable staff!" *does not tell her it is Friday Night Magic and he spends 3 hours playing with other sweaty guys* |
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*has to apologize profusely to the Japanese proprietors because my date didn't know you weren't allowed to speak during a traditional Chanoyu*
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"it's just lamb's blood. Why aren't you as religiously tolerant as me? That's not what your cupid profile said!" |
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Dec 29, 2016 19:31
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mysterious frankie posted:what, you've never seen a grown man pee his pants before *moves closer* hey, later on if you play your cards right maybe I could pee your pants But would you or your date be wearing them at the time? And which is stranger?
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*I clearly broke into a cold sweat waiting at the meeting spot. I ask invasive questions based on things I shouldn't know on a first date. I talk at length about how much I love -breed of dog you own- and recite pointless facts about them. I agree to everything you suggest and insist I love anything you profess to like. My cell phone wall paper is already a picture of you* |
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Dec 29, 2016 21:42
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"Woah hey a jewelry shop lets look in real quick, wow that's a ring there" |
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Dec 29, 2016 22:49
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SniperWoreConverse posted:"Woah hey a jewelry shop lets look in real quick, wow that's a ring there" my date turns to me and says "why are you showing me this, what is that man doing to his anus?" i reply "yeah, but look at the finger. what is that?", barely suppressing a grin "oh my god. it's a ring. why are you pointing that out?", she exclaims in confusion and horror she does not notice me getting onto one knee, pulling out a pale blue box. i open it, revealing a delicious sour apple flavored ring pop. ---------------- |
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I listen to pretty much everything. I know a lot of people say that and it's kind of a cop out, but I feel like for me it's actually true? *Tiesto* like it's this cliche about white people to say they like everything but rap and country, but I even like rap and country hahaha. oh, hold on, I love this song *Tiesto* totally! like, everybody says Wu Tang Clan and Johnny Cash, and they probably don't even really listen to them, but for real I listen to Tech N9ne, Florida Georgia Line, Patsy Cline, Merl Haggard, Andre Nikatina... and non-rap and country too haha! like I couldn't just like pick a genre that's "my" genre, because I don't divide things along those lines, I just listen to everything, so I wouldn't even know where to start *Tiesto* do you like this station? hold on I'm gonna put my phone on *pulls over* here we go *Tiesto*
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Cubone posted:I listen to pretty much everything. I know a lot of people say that and it's kind of a cop out, but I feel like for me it's actually true?
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