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I think he should make a deal with Mexico, where he gives back the land illegally stolen in wars of aggression (maybe not the good land, just arizona and new mexico and utah) and in exchange all of the illegals currently in the united states will be sent there, to become mexican citizens. I think this would be a good gesture of friendship towards our southern neighbours, while helping to deal with the economic impact of illegal immigrants, and providing them with a chance to use their own land.
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complimenting the Trump Wall with a huge moat would not only ensure that only legal immigrants could cross, but also stimulate the economy by reducing sea shipping times between the east/gulf coasts and the west coast. and what a public works project it would be! america would have the grandest canal in the world!
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Dec 23, 2016 13:48
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Take over the entire American landmass, creating a true continent of equals.
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Dec 23, 2016 13:50
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and if you have a wall with a moat you naturally want cannons on top. these could be employed to return any illegal immigrants to mexico, baron von münchhausen-style
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Dec 23, 2016 13:52
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Have a piece of the op nailed to a pole every quarter mile or so along the southern border to scare away furriners
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Dec 23, 2016 13:53
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outlaw the dollar, making economic immigration pointless.
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The grand canyon and all of Utah are far too pretty to leave in the hands of the Mexican government imo
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perhaps landmines, OP
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Dec 23, 2016 15:30
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Line the exterior of the wall with mirrors. The mexicans will see it and think "Aw shoot, it's just more of mexico" and turn around.
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Dec 23, 2016 15:40
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national mandatory taco truck service (as a pathway to citizenship with applications expedited for those who can serve up the best lengua and/or carnitas)...sorta like the WPA but with
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Dec 23, 2016 15:54
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declare a global caliphate
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i thought it was just illegal immigration, lol anyway, make all immigrants legal, so simple
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Dec 23, 2016 16:11
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The immortal science of Marxism leninism
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SMILLENNIALSMILLEN posted:Have a piece of the op nailed to a pole every quarter mile or so along the southern border to scare away furriners This, this is what "Make America Great Again" is all about.
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Dec 24, 2016 02:05
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please dont doxx me
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I think Trump should do what the Australians do. Pay some tiny island country a bunch of money to build some camps, and send the immigrants there if we can't deport them right away. Also buy ads in Mexico/Central America to make sure the poors know about President Trump's views on illegal immigration, and discourage them from attempting to come.
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Dec 24, 2016 03:30
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why can't we shoot illegal border crossers like Mexico and most of Central America does 
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deport you op
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big 👏 beautiful 👏 wall 👏
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just dump some legos on the ground around the border no one wants to accidentally step on one so they won't go close now if they have shoes were hosed but its worth the risk
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rudatron posted:i thought it was just illegal immigration, lol can't have any illegal immigrants if all immigration is legal. it's so easy, folks
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A really big slingshot to shoot the illegal Mexican immigrants back over the Trump Wall.
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Trump should conquer Mexico and make Polk's America a reality.
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I think he should make legal immigration much easier while making illegal immigration much harder. Oh, you want to come to the US? $100 for a five year worker's visa, then u have to leave the country for a week before you can get another. Meanwhile illegal immigrants are instantly executed
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I hope they create a bounty for information leading to the arrest or deportation of illegal immigrants, that way I can join organisations and pretend to help and give advice to illegals while really I'm just learning their names and turning them in for fat stacks.: That's so Trump.
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Dec 24, 2016 23:42
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accidentally turning himself in to ICE really would be the perfect conclusion to the saurus saga
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Dec 24, 2016 23:43
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Increase the minimum wage to 50 dollars/hour, but only for illegal immigrants. Get his lawyer buddies a bunch of big fat class action lawsuits for back wages, and make the dems explode again.
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Dec 24, 2016 23:49
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Reinstate the Chinese Exclusion Act.
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Hilario Baldness posted:A really big slingshot to shoot the illegal Mexican immigrants back over the Trump Wall. Hmmmm, decent idea but not golden enough for Trump.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q__bSi5rBlw
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Dec 25, 2016 01:46
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the Trump Sunshine Policy: giant gold-lined parabolic mirrors along the Rio Grande will light anything attempting a crossing on fire
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Dec 25, 2016 02:24
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he'll hire that one guy who thought we should use melanin-seeking missiles in iraq, and put him to work on making that a reality
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My English Illegal buddy dumped the girlfriend he had convinced to come over here with her child in order to conceive an anchor baby, and sent them both packing home. Why? Because he found an american woman willing to marry him and give him a greencard. Dude is really just a huge scumbag and has made me not a fan of illegal immigrants. And you can't even call it racism since he's the exact same race as me
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Jose posted:deport you op do you really want me back in brexit britain?
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The Saurus posted:My English Illegal buddy dumped the girlfriend he had convinced to come over here with her child in order to conceive an anchor baby, and sent them both packing home. Why? Because he found an american woman willing to marry him and give him a greencard.
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Please do not disparage this very funny image.
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The answer involves a large investment in net guns.
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everyone knows the real answer, nobody wants to do it because of intense lobbying by the people who profit off of cheap indentured labor
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