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Sai
Sep 20, 2004

All the restaurants I like to order food from are closed this is dumb as hell.

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Sai
Sep 20, 2004

update: i ordered mexican food from i place i never ate before i hope its good

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
I don't think they worship Christmas.

They believe in Kwanzaa or some bullshit

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same
I like to make a big calzone on Christmas.

Sai
Sep 20, 2004

Dreddout posted:

I don't think they worship Christmas.

They believe in Kwanzaa or some bullshit
this is anti-semitism, mods??????? please delete this

Sai
Sep 20, 2004

scott zoloft posted:

I like to make a big calzone on Christmas.
this is anti-semitism, mods??????? please delete this

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
My cheeks flushed as the lady behind the counter rolled her eyes and blurted, "enjoy your holiday" and I said, "you too." I rushed out in embarrassment right after.

Hardawn fucked around with this message at 17:12 on Dec 24, 2016

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Sai posted:

this is anti-semitism, mods??????? please delete this

I was gonna make a joke about how the guy in your av is kissing Israel, but I realized it's a nonsense globe with no discernable landmarks.

I mean seriously, wtf!?

guns for tits
Dec 25, 2014


Hanukkah starts tomorrow, OP.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
trump said this thread is illegal op

reported

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
It's the one day that all the streets are free from goyim and we can be our true selves.

*does a 360 ollie off a rail grind while smoking a joint, tags a police car, joins a game of pickup street ball*

*muslim girl lets her hijab and long clothes fall down and shakes her hair as her oiled bikini body glistens in the sun*

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
i think its pretty funny that one of the biggest muslim holidays is eid al-adha and it involves animal sacrifice

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax
Hanukkah starts tonight and I'm excited to celebrate with my girlfriend and her family. I'm also looking forward to Chinese food tomorrow. :shobon:

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

my bat mitzvah ROCKED posted:

i think its pretty funny that one of the biggest muslim holidays is eid al-adha and it involves animal sacrifice

All those turkeys and hams aren't animal sacrifices?

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH

Colonel Cancer posted:

All those turkeys and hams aren't animal sacrifices?
i dont typically yell god is great while slicing the throat of the holiday pig

i just go to kroger

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice

my bat mitzvah ROCKED posted:

i dont typically yell god is great while slicing the throat of the holiday pig

i just go to kroger

Krogers still bundles the skins, bones and viscera as offering, the current gods told us they prefer the rot of excess to be gathered I massive pits away from sight

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Christmas is a secular holiday so anyone can celebrate it.

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

my bat mitzvah ROCKED posted:

i dont typically yell god is great while slicing the throat of the holiday pig

i just go to kroger

That sounds lame AF.

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


Sai posted:

update: i ordered mexican food from i place i never ate before i hope its good

I blew it up with a car bomb before they could finish making your burrito. God is great.

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

my bat mitzvah ROCKED posted:

i think its pretty funny that one of the biggest muslim holidays is eid al-adha and it involves animal sacrifice

Those people are all about sacrificing things

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH

Hardawn posted:

Krogers still bundles the skins, bones and viscera as offering, the current gods told us they prefer the rot of excess to be gathered I massive pits away from sight

wanna go to these gut pits

qkkl
Jul 1, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
my parents trolled me when i was little by saying we celebrated kwanzaa so on the last day of school before christmas we all presented how we celebrated the holidays, and this white kid came up and showed how his family celebrated kwanzaa.

Virginia Slams
Nov 17, 2012
I celebrate Christmas

butterbar
Dec 14, 2016
If I'm posting while Quick Draw McGraw is on probation report me for my permaban!

Hardawn posted:

Krogers still bundles the skins, bones and viscera as offering, the current gods told us they prefer the rot of excess to be gathered I massive pits away from sight

What no they get sold as hot-dogs

butterbar
Dec 14, 2016
If I'm posting while Quick Draw McGraw is on probation report me for my permaban!

my bat mitzvah ROCKED posted:

wanna go to these gut pits

I don't think that's what "wanna get up in them guts" means

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice

butterbar posted:

What no they get sold as hot-dogs

Ask yourself.... who actually are the hidden massive pits???

:iiam:

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

qkkl posted:

my parents trolled me when i was little by saying we celebrated kwanzaa so on the last day of school before christmas we all presented how we celebrated the holidays, and this white kid came up and showed how his family celebrated kwanzaa.

so how did his family allegedly celebrate kwanzaa? the presentation had to have content, after all

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
Put the Christ back in Christmas. The guy was framed from the get go. Pilate washed his hands and became a popular exercise routine. I mean do I have to spell it out?

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Put the Christ back in Christmas, but this time nail the fucker really hard. So libruls won't ever remove him.

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp
Bring back the Inquisition. Tear the balls off the unbelievers.

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
literal crucifixions would remind people of the type/measure of suffering Jesus did for us. Until the selfies started

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
Can't we have seperate threads for jews, and moslems please

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Bob James posted:

Bring back the Inquisition. Tear the balls off the unbelievers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZegQYgygdw

butterbar
Dec 14, 2016
If I'm posting while Quick Draw McGraw is on probation report me for my permaban!

King of Bees posted:

Put the Christ back in Christmas. The guy was framed from the get go. Pilate washed his hands and became a popular exercise routine. I mean do I have to spell it out?

Some other group demanded his execution...

Earwicker
Jan 6, 2003

latkes are loving great imo

GORDON
Jan 1, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

Sai posted:

update: i ordered mexican food from i place i never ate before i hope its good

I heard that Mexicans celebrate Navidad de las Muertes, so good luck.

Earwicker
Jan 6, 2003

I have to admit that other than latkes and bagels and arguably falafels, Jewish food kind of sucks. and I think Arabs probably have a better claim on the whole falafel thing

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry

Sai posted:

All the restaurants I like to order food from are closed this is dumb as hell.

It's an real issue.

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry

my bat mitzvah ROCKED posted:

i dont typically yell god is great while slicing the throat of the holiday pig

i just go to kroger

You're dumb.

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glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

Sai posted:

All the restaurants I like to order food from are closed this is dumb as hell.

The Sabbath happens every week you shouldn't be so surprised

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