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failed to become fully erect when thinking of trump while banging hot republican wife
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Dec 26, 2016 05:46
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brown
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Dec 26, 2016 05:50
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wore knockoff MAGA hat
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Dec 26, 2016 05:51
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cross i burned on my own lawn wasn't big enough, angering local kkk
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Dec 26, 2016 05:55
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Not kissing the feet of every Trump statue with 1000 miles
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Dec 26, 2016 05:55
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failure to lynch self from nearest tree
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Dec 26, 2016 05:57
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sneezed in the direction of mecca
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Dec 26, 2016 05:57
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ordered chinese food
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Dec 26, 2016 05:59
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took the stone cold stunner better than trump did
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Dec 26, 2016 06:00
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signed up for honeypot "post-colonial structures in contemporary literature" lecture
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Dec 26, 2016 06:04
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looked at a college
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Dec 26, 2016 06:06
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work did not set me free
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Dec 26, 2016 06:07
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ran out of people to snitch on
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Dec 26, 2016 06:10
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visited a city featuring a Trump branded hotel, stayed at a Holiday Inn instead
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Dec 26, 2016 06:11
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Tried to turn off my trumpvision television
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Dec 26, 2016 06:19
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citizenship revoked due to lack of service
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Dec 26, 2016 06:20
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caught scraping gold leaf off of police car to sell on black market
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Dec 26, 2016 06:21
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wore sportjacket to baseball game instead of full suit
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Dec 26, 2016 06:22
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Im Gay!!!!!!!! human being. Lmao (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
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Dec 26, 2016 06:42
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Probably forced suicide after the God Emperor's attempts to conquer the world fail. I would be loyal to the last.
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Dec 26, 2016 08:45
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Suggested the winning could stop.
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Dec 26, 2016 09:34
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Did not eschew my minority, women, and homosexual friends.
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Dec 26, 2016 09:43
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Never became great again
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Dec 26, 2016 09:46
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wore MAGA hat backwards like a inner city thug
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Dec 26, 2016 14:34
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failed to jerk off to president's wife with appropriate amount of vigor, either had not enough or too much
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Dec 26, 2016 14:51
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Ivanka is only a 7.0 at best
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Dec 26, 2016 15:29
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Being less orange than the president
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Dec 26, 2016 15:34
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Being MORE orange than the president
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Dec 26, 2016 15:34
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Being exactly as orange as the president
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Dec 26, 2016 15:35
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Kissing goblins
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Dec 26, 2016 16:36
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Ingratiating goblins
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Dec 26, 2016 16:36
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-in bed with the goblins -playing this on a loop https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kAEoCHANYY
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Dec 26, 2016 16:45
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Ivanka is a 10 and I would bang the brakes off her
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Dec 26, 2016 16:56
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Death resulting from an aircraft hijacking
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Dec 26, 2016 17:30
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First degree murder
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Dec 26, 2016 17:30
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terminated by employer
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Dec 26, 2016 18:22
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Ate Mexican food.
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Dec 26, 2016 18:25
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this machine killed fascists
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Dec 26, 2016 19:14
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Ate a non-Trump Steaks steak cooked not-well done.
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