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novorossiya? More like NO vorossiya
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The Aardvark posted:Ate Mexican food that wasn't Trump's taco salad.
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Dec 26, 2016 20:23
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FTFY
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Dec 26, 2016 21:07
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Probably something dumb like not showing enough respect during a routine traffic search and seizure, honestly.
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Dec 26, 2016 22:40
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Didn't hit the like button for Tiffany's latest record on Youtube.
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The ending of grand budapest hotel where the nazis kill the concierge
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Dec 26, 2016 22:44
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rated a presidential tweet's factuality as "dubious"
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Dec 26, 2016 22:57
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Didn't vote for him. He kills 3 million more people than he has supporters.
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Dec 26, 2016 23:14
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Correctly answered the skill testing question.
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Dec 26, 2016 23:19
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"All I want for you is Christmas-" I stammer right before the bullet enters my brain
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Dec 26, 2016 23:19
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Fake gold TRUMP lettering above my door.
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Dec 27, 2016 01:40
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bought Trump christmas ornaments on a half off sale.
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Dec 27, 2016 01:43
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Real gold TRUMP lettering above my door. The gold is confiscated.
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Dec 27, 2016 01:43
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Wearing red/white MAGA hat when I should have been wearing a black/white or blue/white MAGA hat for a day or mourning/mourning for a cop. Wearing only 1 MAGA hat on MAGA day when I should have been wearing at least 2. Playing TF2 and picking a hat other than the MAGA hat.
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Dec 27, 2016 01:49
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Demanded, at minimum, wages.
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Dec 27, 2016 01:59
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Bulldozed inside my home to make room for Trump Tower 37
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Dec 27, 2016 02:07
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Protested Crown Prince Barron's excessive train funding.
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Dec 27, 2016 02:08
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discovered to be participating in "the cyber"
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Dec 27, 2016 02:08
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would not pick up the can
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Dec 27, 2016 02:21
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was found to be "Sad!"
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Dec 27, 2016 02:32
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Did not love Trump with all my heart due to artery blockages.
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Dec 27, 2016 02:39
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didn't make quota ratting out anchor babies
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Dec 27, 2016 03:17
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Didn't execute the last guy fast enough
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Dec 27, 2016 04:38
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voted wrong
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Dec 27, 2016 05:46
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voted
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Dec 27, 2016 06:36
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Preferred Soylent Green to Soylents Gold and Platinum Reserve.
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Dec 27, 2016 07:44
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Potato Jones posted:Preferred Soylent Green to Soylents Gold and Platinum Reserve.
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Jim O’Neill reads CraigsLymph and nods sagely at the organ bartering.
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Dec 27, 2016 08:03
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Set off a woke-scanner while passing checkpoint
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Dec 27, 2016 08:23
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voted illegally, actually totally justified since i'm not american
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Dec 27, 2016 08:36
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They found out my racism was ironic and not "ironic".
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Dec 27, 2016 09:05
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Finally learned to love Trump.
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Dec 27, 2016 14:02
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-Murdered by a mob of hatchet-wielding red-state Republicans when Rush Limbaugh sends out the key phrase "It's time to cut down the liberal trees".
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- Refused to fight in the Yuuugelosseum "Five-year-old Challenge"
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Dec 27, 2016 15:58
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Didn't decide fast enough between offering my daughter by primae noctis to the king in the east or king in the west.
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Dec 27, 2016 16:28
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Thrown into Prince Barron of Yuge Britane's molten gold pit as part of his deity-father's funerary rites. Found in possession of revolutionary pamphlets written by rebel princess Tiffany The Wrong.
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didn't yell loud enough during the 5 minute hate of Jeb!
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Dec 27, 2016 16:46
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didn't lock her up
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Dec 27, 2016 17:13
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Remotes mandatory Twitter app from my Trumphone.
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Nuked hard drives
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