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yogizh
Oct 12, 2015
Dumb Helicopter Joke Enthusiast
I'd like to thank George for postponing his death to a date after Christmas.

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-Blackadder-
Jan 2, 2007

Game....Blouses.
drat, he had a great voice, loved his duet with Elton John.

Horrorosaurus
Oct 22, 2010

g0lbez posted:

i was huge loving fan of his but good lord calm down dude

I can't I want him back now .. light a candle friend and pray, maybe with time he will heal and rise

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Last Christmas my heart gave out

feigning interest
Jun 22, 2007

I just hate seeing anything go to waste.

EugeneJ posted:

Last Christmas my heart gave out

thats weird because this past christmas was the last and final christmas of beloved recording artist george michael

clone on the phone
Aug 5, 2003

hopefully he died doing what he loved; propositioning policemen in public bathrooms for gay sex.

feigning interest
Jun 22, 2007

I just hate seeing anything go to waste.
nope, he died from a genetic disorder, his lackadaisical homosexual lifestyle didn't play a role in his death

clone on the phone
Aug 5, 2003

feigning interest posted:

nope, he died from a genetic disorder, his lackadaisical homosexual lifestyle didn't play a role in his death

I wouldn't say being gay is a "genetic disorder", sure people are born one way or the other but to call it a "disorder" is a bit off colour.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

clone on the phone posted:

I wouldn't say being gay is a "genetic disorder", sure people are born one way or the other but to call it a "disorder" is a bit off colour.

What's that u doing in the word color, ugh

clone on the phone
Aug 5, 2003

Hector Beerlioz posted:

What's that u doing in the word color, ugh

Standard English has the letter 'u' in a lot of words that Remedial English doesn't. For some reason the colonies find language hard to grasp, I can't imagine why.

feigning interest
Jun 22, 2007

I just hate seeing anything go to waste.
he passed away due to a congenital heart defect

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
George Michael sold 30million albums more than Nickelback and he died on Christmas Day cause he had too much love in his heart

clone on the phone
Aug 5, 2003

feigning interest posted:

he passed away due to a congenital heart defect

That's a shame.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
Makes me wanna shoot the dog.

Teikanmi
Dec 16, 2006

by R. Guyovich
Last Christmas is a legit good song

Torquemada
Oct 21, 2010

Drei Gläser

feigning interest posted:

he passed away due to a genital
hopefully a big one

clone on the phone
Aug 5, 2003

Torquemada posted:

hopefully a big one

You'd have to ask paw paw.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




TOOT BOOT posted:

It's probably for the best, having a first name for your last name is some extremely hosed up poo poo

Does it make it better or worse that it was a stage name he chose himself? His birth name was Georgios Kyriacos Panayiotou.


Georgios Kyriacos Panayiotou died i guess.

yogizh
Oct 12, 2015
Dumb Helicopter Joke Enthusiast

feigning interest posted:

he passed away due to a congenital heart defect

He tried to cure his condition with cocaine at some point.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




yogizh posted:

He tried to cure his condition with cocaine at some point.

Was it the 80s? I bet it was the 80s.

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

yogizh posted:

He tried to cure his condition with cocaine at some point.

What an idiot, anyone in TCC could've told him that LSD is the panacea he's looking for

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Celery Face posted:

That's all I wanted
But sometimes love can be mistaken
For a crime
That's all I wanted
Just to see my baby's
Blue eyes shine
This time I think that my lover
Understands me
If we have faith in each other
Then we can be
Strong, baby

I will be your father figure
Put your tiny hand in mine
I will be your preacher teacher
Anything you have in mind
I will be your father figure
I have had enough of crime
I will be the one who loves you
'Til the end of time

why do ppl post song lyrics randomly it's awkward and kind of pathetic/weird

Machai
Feb 21, 2013

please don't spoil the plot of the arrested development movie

Nick Rivers
Nov 23, 2004
great now who is going to run the Sports Machine?

Barnes And Body Works
Mar 2, 2016

:shroom::shroom::shroom::shroom::shroom::shroom:
:chillout:
cries loud

Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Torquemada posted:

2016 AINT DONE YET BITCHES

Celebrities, quick, get a safe room and pretend you're in a Final Destination movie

Death is reloading

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

davecrazy posted:

Look, I get it. I do. "Last Christmas" may be Michael's best-known song, largely thanks to its longevity; it's up there with Mariah Carey's "All I Want For Christmas Is You" in terms of being one of those songs you hear all through December every drat year. This year, Michael passed away on Christmas Day, which is a tragic coincidence. By all means, listen to "Last Christmas" on loop as a tribute to Michael until Christmas Day is over — but maybe don't joke around about 2016 being Michael's last Christmas while a family processes the news that their loved one was taken away, suddenly, at the age of 53.

is that a rain coat

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe

Teikanmi posted:

Last Christmas is a legit good song

There's a reason that God sent George Michael screaming to hell on Christmas Day and it's the opposite of this.

Trainee PornStar
Jul 20, 2006

I'm just an inbetweener
Did you know George used to smoke 'up to 25 joints' a day!
http://www.ibtimes.com/george-michaels-weed-addiction-singer-who-smoked-25-joints-day-has-checked-rehab-1966536

Lol!! lightweight!!

Genderfluent
Jul 15, 2015

Coroner: *Speaking to George's corpse* I guess it would be nice, if I could touch your body

Secular Humanist
Mar 1, 2016

by Smythe
I forget, why does everyone pretend to like george michael again?

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice

Secular Humanist posted:

I forget, why does everyone pretend to like george michael again?

it's called being forefront in the mind, thus currently better than something i can't be assed to remember on the spot

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

He also fell out of a moving car on the freeway

JnnyThndrs
May 29, 2001

HERE ARE THE FUCKING TOWELS

Secular Humanist posted:

I forget, why does everyone pretend to like george michael again?

He was absolutely monstrous from ~'84 to late Nineties, then had the grace to go away* and not put out endless crappy albums, so older people remember him fondly.




*excepting bathroom/cop/drug encounters

Trainee PornStar
Jul 20, 2006

I'm just an inbetweener

Whooping Crabs posted:

He also fell out of a moving car on the freeway

I spotted that one! he was on a bit more than 'a few joints' that day!

Gobblecoque
Sep 6, 2011
rip old british guy

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
that bathroom thing was such bullshit

if a man and another man want to pull their dicks out when no one else is around, that shouldn't be a crime

RIP george michael

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
also that cop was totally like heyy george :3: *pulls dick out*

george then pulled his out and the cop was like "ohh i guess i gotta arrest you now :cumpolice:

yeah sure

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
Princess Carrie Skywalker is next.

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davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.
Drudge Report is taking the news especially hard.

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