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Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Genderfluent posted:

Coroner: *Speaking to George's corpse* I guess it would be nice, if I could touch your body

drat

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Negostrike
Aug 15, 2015


This sucks. I like Fastlove.

Jimlit
Jun 30, 2005



They were talking about this on the radio today and apparently he was always giving huge amounts of money away to charities anonymously. That's pretty cool.

Also lol at the cop working the glory hole beat.

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich
So I looked into it and it turns out I was confused and he never raped anybody. Rest in peace toilet fellatio man.

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY
Who?

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
In a pub playing last christmas rip

Homestar Runner
Oct 9, 2012

This is the best videogame
I have ever played!
by famous-people standards George Michael was apparently a good dude


quote:

The former Wham! singer donated royalties from some of his biggest hits to charity, gave a game show contestant thousands to fund IVF treatment and left a woman in a cafe 25,000 ($42,600) after overhearing her crying about debt.

https://twitter.com/richardosman/status/813306084295405568

He helped countless children as a result of his donations to the UK childrens charity Childline.

Childline founder Esther Rantzen said Michael gave royalties from his 1996 hit Jesus To A Child to the charity, which offers counselling for young people. In fact, the charity has largely remained afloat in thanks to his contributions.

He also supported HIV and sexual health charity the Terrence Higgins Trust and Macmillan Cancer Support.

Michael, who spoke about losing his partner Anselmo Feleppa to HIV, personally supported the Terrence Higgins Trust, a British HIV charity, for many years.

Jane Barron from the Trust said Michael gave the royalties of his Dont Let the Sun Go Down on Me duet with Elton John in 1991.

Another social media user joined the millions paying tribute and claimed to have volunteered with the musician at a homeless shelter.

https://twitter.com/EmilyneMondo/status/813319244242817025

While a journalist revealed Michael once gave a barmaid a 5,000 tip after learning she was a student nurse with large debts.

Michael, 53, had largely disappeared from the public stage in recent years but in private he was extraordinarily generous with his wealth.


:3:

GUYS STOP
Jun 7, 2003
Grimey Drawer

FedEx Mercury posted:

According to Achewood he was the world's best singer, scientifically speaking.
http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=07252006

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Homestar Runner posted:

by famous-people standards George Michael was apparently a good dude



:3:

Wow he was like charity batman but with slightly more public blowjobs. Rad

RolandTower
Nov 19, 2003

Guns n' Roses n' Deus Ex Machina
Bleak Gremlin
Last Christmas I gave you some HAART, but the very next day you threw it away. This year...well poo poo

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan
Heard this dude might have been a homosexual.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I can't name or hum any of his songs :=/

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Michael Bayleaf posted:

Heard this dude might have been a homosexual.

Yeah, there were a lot of speculation about that back in the 80s.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Back in the 80s gaydar was so primitive that millions of people believed George Michael might be strait.

Cacator
Aug 6, 2005

You're quite good at turning me on.

GPF posted:

Hi. I'm the other guy from Wham!. I got a good payout and went off to do other fun things. Don't cry for me, Argentina.

My apologies, other guy from Wham!.

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Facebook Aunt posted:

Back in the 80s gaydar was so primitive that millions of people believed George Michael might be strait.

I'm not sure how one could confuse the two, especially since George Strait wears a cowboy hat

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
His partner found him dead in his bed.
Guess he forgot to wake him up before he went went.

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice

Say Nothing posted:

His partner found him dead in his bed.
Guess he forgot to wake him up before he went went.

oh gawd, i hope he didn't bite his tongue off. :ohdear:

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Hardawn posted:

oh gawd, i hope he didn't bite his tongue off. :ohdear:

Is this about how you clamp down your jaw when you die I think that's maybe only traumatic deaths but I am, just talking about Shaws hank redepemtpion so who knows

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



I never knew George Michael was the guy that sang Last Christmas.

I hate that loving song.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


What's this about Gianna Michaels?

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice

Ranma Fan Art posted:

Is this about how you clamp down your jaw when you die I think that's maybe only traumatic deaths but I am, just talking about Shaws hank redepemtpion so who knows

could be from some type of seizing that can happen during the death throes.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:

I never knew George Michael was the guy that sang Last Christmas.

I hate that loving song.

I also didn't know he was the guy that sang Careless Whisper, which I DO like.

Homestar Runner posted:

by famous-people standards George Michael was apparently a good dude



:3:

Well, gently caress. Now I'm sad. :(

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

goodbye generous aids singer man

g0lbez
Dec 25, 2004

and then you'll beg

Homestar Runner posted:

by famous-people standards George Michael was apparently a good dude



:3:

holy poo poo. i was a huge fan and didn't even know this stuff what a cool dude

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Homestar Runner posted:

by famous-people standards George Michael was apparently a good dude



:3:

this is the correct way to be rich

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
The last known pics of him from September show him as a big fat gently caress

At least it was heart failure from Twinkies and not cocaine

butterbar
Dec 14, 2016
If I'm posting while Quick Draw McGraw is on probation report me for my permaban!

BeefThief posted:

goodbye generous aids singer man

Never knew a man more generous with his aids

(Secretly of course)

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Casimir Radon posted:

What's this about Gianna Michaels?

Dont even joke about that, fucker

Vastarien
Dec 20, 2012

Where I live is nightmare, thus a certain nonchalance.



Buglord

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I can't name or hum any of his songs :=/

There's that one.. You know, the one that goes do you really want to huuurt mee?

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UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

𒃻 𒌓𒁉𒋫 𒆷𒁀𒅅𒆷
𒆠𒂖 𒌉 𒌫 𒁮𒈠𒈾𒅗 𒂉 𒉡𒌒𒂉𒊑


George Michael helped me realize that my mom had no gaydar whatsoever. Later reinforced by my 26 year old brother coming out of the closet to her great shock despite his never showing any interest in girls ever.

Thanks, George.

edit: teenage me loved this video and taught me that I'm probably not gay

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQ2DVwSVIIo

UnfortunateSexFart fucked around with this message at 20:52 on Dec 27, 2016

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