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what will happen in the winter transfer window
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Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Hello friends. Now that you've had your roasts, your spherical cranberries, your Christmas feasts, it's time to embrace the shower of poo poo that is the Winter Transfer Window Thread. In this thread we will discuss your team of cunts potentially signing additional cunts. We will also discuss Newcastle's expenditure in order to cement their place as champions of the Championship (the best league in the world).

Transfers so far:
Chelsea have done it again and have continued their festive tradition of sending a garbage Brazilian off to China, this year allowing Oscar to join his fellow countryman Ramires. They may even play for the same team but the names are all garbage and I'm not going to look it up
Some German guy named Draxler is joining PSG to eat croissants and get knocked out of the Champions League in the round of 16.
Returning to the Premier League is super oval office Joey Barton, who once put a cigar out in a kid's eye, under a cloud of betting accusations. He's signed a 1 year deal, or maybe it's more or less, who gives a gently caress because he'll do something dumb and get sacked.

You can sign up for alerts here for your gaggle of failmen: https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2016/dec/21/transfer-window-january-2017-all-the-latest-moves-and-news-interactive

This is a troll free zone so please behave accordingly. NO TROLLS!




any bold use thats not verified by the club's official media channel will result in an immediate 1 month probation except for Gigi who can do whatever he wants

Somebody fucked around with this message at 23:24 on Jan 20, 2017

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Andre Le Fuckface
Oct 4, 2008

:pwm:
I hope reading buy some sick players and we go up

EvilHawk
Sep 15, 2009

LIVARPOOL!

Klopp's 13pts clear thanks to video ref

Liverpool probably need, in order:

-A winger (to replace/rest Mane)
-A left back (could wait until summer if Milner continues to play well)
-Another CM

Outgoings will probably be limited to Sakho and maybe Lucas who might be going out on loan. If both go I could see another CB coming in - Matip's had a few too many injuries so far this season, and it remains to be seen whether or not Gomez will be able to fit back in.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
There will be less than 5 transfers for more than £10m

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
Lucas is heading to Inter, if Inter supporter on Twitter are to be believed

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Jose posted:

There will be less than 5 transfers for more than £10m

where do you think Newcastle need to strengthen?

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí
another better jesus is coming to city

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

JFairfax posted:

where do you think Newcastle need to strengthen?

central midfield and that was even before shelvey got banned. another winger would be good too

Grimble
Jul 7, 2002

He will build a castle with garden on an island called Cheshire, and he is permitted to breed.
Ødegaard is possibly going on loan to Ajax according to norwegian media. Could be good for him.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY
There won't be any interesting transfers in the Premier League this January.

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo

Grimble posted:

Ødegaard is possibly going on loan to Ajax according to norwegian media. Could be good for him.

on the other hand, ajax are really bad and fail

Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007


We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Payet please wengy

Bacon Terrorist
May 7, 2010

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022
Arsene won't spend a penny

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

Bacon Terrorist posted:

Arsene won't spend a penny

He might buy a kid, but definitely nothing notable.

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

there is no value in the winter market

Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007


We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Dimitri payet, to arsenal, it's happening

Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007


We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

West ham are dumb enough to value Walcott at 50 million pounds too.

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

Loving Africa Chaps posted:

West ham are dumb enough to value Walcott at 50 million pounds too.

we are, and Arsene will still not sign payet

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
I hope Arsenal do sign Payet

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

Loving Africa Chaps posted:

Dimitri payet, to arsenal, it's happening

Why would he wanna live in London when he could live in the beautiful boro

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

For this recipie you will need:
Football match (Halftime of), Celebrity Owner (Motivational speaking of), Sherry (Bottle of)

straight up brolic posted:

there is no value in the winter market

Not anymore anyway - Anis Amri

UnlimitedSpessmans
Jul 31, 2015

Bape Culture posted:

Why would he wanna live in London when he could live in the beautiful boro

this tbh

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER

Blue Star Error posted:

Not anymore anyway - Anis Amri

god drat, lol

Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007


We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Bape Culture posted:

Why would he wanna live in London when he could live in the beautiful boro

What would your top 5 non footballing reasons be for a footballer to move to lovely boro? They could be reading this very thread

atomic gog
Apr 11, 2005


Winner June 2013 POTM

Blue Star Error posted:

Not anymore anyway - Anis Amri

Wow

Machinegunboyo
Apr 26, 2010


life is good

Blue Star Error posted:

Not anymore anyway - Anis Amri

:dukedoge:

EvilHawk
Sep 15, 2009

LIVARPOOL!

Klopp's 13pts clear thanks to video ref

straight up brolic posted:

there is no value in the winter market

Appreciate that there is a certain other player we won't talk about, but we did get Suarez in the January transfer market. And Coutinho.

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

EvilHawk posted:

Appreciate that there is a certain other player we won't talk about, but we did get Suarez in the January transfer market. And Coutinho.
I was making fun of Wenger

JDGreat
Jan 26, 2015
Do Watford need someone who makes it look like we don't play like poo poo and scrape by the skin of our teeth every game? Feels excruciating watching sometimes.

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Loving Africa Chaps posted:

What would your top 5 non footballing reasons be for a footballer to move to lovely boro? They could be reading this very thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jO8yHVYof44

UnlimitedSpessmans
Jul 31, 2015

Loving Africa Chaps posted:

What would your top 5 non footballing reasons be for a footballer to move to lovely boro? They could be reading this very thread

1. the mighty club bongo
2. redcar beach
3. heroin addicts that no one cares about to give you perspective about your large earnings
4. extremely cheap booze
5. you can see the place blade runner was filmed lad loving class.

how can you resist it

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
there is a nice flyover. you can see factories from it

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
u could take a poo poo in pissflaps' garden also

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I bet those retards Manchester United will spend money on a footballer lmao

shut up blegum
Dec 17, 2008


--->Plastic Lawn<---
In non Premier League transfer news: Gent just paid 3,1 million euro for 26 year old Croatian goalkeeper Lovre Kalinic who is cool and good and I've definitely heard about before.

Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.


julian assflange posted:

I bet those retards Manchester United will spend money on a footballer lmao

or at least give it to someone claiming to be an agent.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
Tomas Rincon from Genoa is having his medical with Juve tomorrow. 6 month loan with a permanent option in the summer for €10m is the rumored fee.

Juve could use a defensive midfielder, and will be without a couple of backup midfielders during the ACN, but I don't see the point of paying €10m for him.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
Is the market so bad that Juve needs to pull the old Milan "raid Genoa for overpriced garbagemen" move? Rincon is ok, not Juve Caliber imo. Is Hernanes dead?

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

Gigi Galli posted:

Is the market so bad that Juve needs to pull the old Milan "raid Genoa for overpriced garbagemen" move? Rincon is ok, not Juve Caliber imo. Is Hernanes dead?

He's - get this - talking with Genoa

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Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

trem_two posted:

He's - get this - talking with Genoa

Lol, of course he is

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