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BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

death in 2016...who will it be?

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Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Perhaps it will be... YOUUUUU

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

i mean celebrity deaths silly, like 150k people die every day

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

as you know, they always come in threes

Collateral
Feb 17, 2010
Any hope that winds of winter will ever be released will die.

Hallucinogenic Toreador
Nov 21, 2000

Whoooooahh I'd be
Nothin' without you
Baaaaaa-by
Richard Adams, the author of watership down, died today. He's probably not famous enough to complete this trio so maybe aging b list celebrities still need to watch out?

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

Hallucinogenic Toreador posted:

Richard Adams, the author of watership down, died today. He's probably not famous enough to complete this trio so maybe aging b list celebrities still need to watch out?

goodbye rabbit war man

Count Freebasie
Jan 12, 2006

Betty White or Mel Brooks.

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.
It better loving be the queen.

Saga
Aug 17, 2009

Hallucinogenic Toreador posted:

Richard Adams, the author of watership down, died today. He's probably not famous enough to complete this trio so maybe aging b list celebrities still need to watch out?

Completely failed to get off his face and drive into solid objects or have sex with Harrison Ford. Even his love for rabbits was love not in a sexy way, not even once when he was young and impressionable. Not impressed.

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp
Clint Howard is next.

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf
it better fuckin not be sir david attenborough

butterbar
Dec 14, 2016
If I'm posting while Quick Draw McGraw is on probation report me for my permaban!

Bob James posted:

Clint Howard is next.

That's what he gets for doing all that tranya

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
has any celeb died in a plane/car crash this year

theres still time

Teikanmi
Dec 16, 2006

by R. Guyovich
I hope everyone dies so that I can finally rest

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Hallucinogenic Toreador posted:

Richard Adams, the author of watership down, died today. He's probably not famous enough to complete this trio so maybe aging b list celebrities still need to watch out?

RIP :(

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

Chinatown posted:

has any celeb died in a plane/car crash this year

theres still time

I'd rather a famous person get eaten by something, just for variety.

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
what's the weirdest celebrity death ever?

Steve Irwin getting impaled by a stingray is pretty bizarre but I guess not entirely unexpected giving his job as a dude that harasses dangerous animals

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer

Chinatown posted:

has any celeb died in a plane/car crash this year

theres still time

The guy who played the new Checkov in Star Trek was run over by his own car. A group of car designers decided that people didn't need to actually know what gear their car so long as the shifter looked pretty and, welp, here we are.

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

luv 2 date boys posted:

what's the weirdest celebrity death ever?

Steve Irwin getting impaled by a stingray is pretty bizarre but I guess not entirely unexpected giving his job as a dude that harasses dangerous animals

David Carradine's hanging himself while trying to jerk off.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
what if once a year the nation voted and the celeb with the most votes has to fight a lion in an arena?

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp

luv 2 date boys posted:

what's the weirdest celebrity death ever?

Steve Irwin getting impaled by a stingray is pretty bizarre but I guess not entirely unexpected giving his job as a dude that harasses dangerous animals

Anyone who died due to autoerotic asphyxiation.

Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...

luv 2 date boys posted:

what's the weirdest celebrity death ever?

Steve Irwin getting impaled by a stingray is pretty bizarre but I guess not entirely unexpected giving his job as a dude that harasses dangerous animals

chris kyle taking a guy with ptsd to a firing range is probably the most karmic

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
I do work for five minutes and people start dying

Carecat
Apr 27, 2004

Buglord
Please paul mccartney then he can't make any more terrible post beatles music

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

Bob James posted:

Clint Howard is next.

<pours a bottle of Tranya for my dead homie>

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost
SHATNER

OH YEAH I SAID IT

:hehe:

ass is my canvas
Jun 7, 2003

comin' down the street

Moridin920 posted:

what if once a year the nation voted and the celeb with the most votes has to fight a lion in an arena?

They should bring back Battle of the Network Stars but now armed with bricks and 2x4's.

Soup du Journey
Mar 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Coohoolin posted:

It better loving be the queen.

unironically yeah.

i like the idea of british queens being these weird fin de siecle timepieces, and with brexit and trump both happening this year, 2016 is a perfect time for her to go

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Universe Master posted:

David Carradine's hanging himself while trying to jerk off.

Vic Marrow decapitated by helicopter while trying to jerk off.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
Phil Hartman shot by his wife in his bed while tying to jerk off.

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

Soup du Journey posted:

unironically yeah.

i like the idea of british queens being these weird fin de siecle timepieces, and with brexit and trump both happening this year, 2016 is a perfect time for her to go

She's going to outlive the United States of America. . . so she'll just have to make it to 92.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

rear end is my canvas posted:

They should bring back Battle of the Network Stars but now armed with bricks and 2x4's.

yes, this, but also in the Battlebots arena with all the hammers and buzzsaws going

i'd PPV that poo poo for sure

ChlamydiaJones
Sep 27, 2002

My Estonian riding instructor told me; "Mine munni ahvi türa imeja", and I live by that every day!
Ramrod XTreme
gently caress you 2016.
Also it will be Clint Eastwood.

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

Phil Hartman shot by his wife in his bed while tying to jerk off.

somehow i read and watched everything about phil and never heard about those last two words?

whiter than a Wilco show
Mar 30, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
It will be Anthony Hopkins. His last role will be a transformers movie, just like Leonard Nimoy and Orson Welles.

im_sorry
Jan 15, 2006

(9999)
Ultra Carp

luv 2 date boys posted:

what's the weirdest celebrity death ever?

Steve Irwin getting impaled by a stingray is pretty bizarre but I guess not entirely unexpected giving his job as a dude that harasses dangerous animals

The funny thing about his death was that he made a living harassing really dangerous animals... and he was killed by an animal that's *not* generally dangerous.

TerminalSaint
Apr 21, 2007


Where must we go...

we who wander this Wasteland in search of our better selves?
Stan Lee.

I mean, the guy is like a bazillion years old.

the good fax machine
Feb 26, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo

Carecat posted:

Please paul mccartney then he can't make any more terrible post beatles music

https://youtu.be/163_C5UVU-I

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bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

TerminalSaint posted:

Stan Lee.

I mean, the guy is like a bazillion years old.

:yossame:

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