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Robokomodo
Nov 11, 2009
Nah, that radio announcer from Snoop Dogg cds died. He was funny.

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General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
Vin Scully's mission is complete, his number is up

Flavahbeast
Jul 21, 2001


the red army choir probably counts as a celebrity so I think we're done

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe

luv 2 date boys posted:

what's the weirdest celebrity death ever?

Steve Irwin getting impaled by a stingray is pretty bizarre but I guess not entirely unexpected giving his job as a dude that harasses dangerous animals

I like this question.

Can't come up with anything better than Carradine, so far, but some other weird ones I remember were:

Brandon Lee: Shot when crew removed gunpowder from a bullet, but forgot to remove powder from gun.

Alien Sex Manual
Dec 14, 2010

is not a sandwich

As much as I love Tim Curry, dude has been in awful shape for years and I am honestly surprised 2016 didn't claim him too. :(

Ed: Oh poo poo apparently John Waters was in the hospital over Christmas, but it was just kidney stones.

Alien Sex Manual fucked around with this message at 04:17 on Dec 28, 2016

Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Don't worry folks

Zha Zha Gabor took one for the team

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

General Dog posted:

Vin Scully's mission is complete, his number is up

He should just pre-read his own eulogy so it can be played at his funeral.

Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe

Hallucinogenic Toreador posted:

Richard Adams, the author of watership down, died today. He's probably not famous enough to complete this trio so maybe aging b list celebrities still need to watch out?

Well poo poo. :(
Fairly certain he could compete.

Couldnt just take gurm, you bastard! :argh:

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost

ChlamydiaJones posted:

Clint Eastwood.

We ain't that lucky and he'll continue to make three lovely movies a year until the end of time.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
loving lol.

TerminalSaint
Apr 21, 2007


Where must we go...

we who wander this Wasteland in search of our better selves?
Welp.

xtal
Jan 9, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
Op killed debbie reynolds

Count Freebasie
Jan 12, 2006

Pacino is due. Not that I wish it, but he's due.

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

xtal posted:

Op killed debbie reynolds

Plenty of time left for a new run of 3 celebs to die before the year ends.

theperminator
Sep 16, 2009

by Smythe
Fun Shoe
I reckon Shatner is killing all these other celebs to sustain himself somehow

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
I think it's gonna be someone no one expects, like Willem Defoe.

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

theperminator posted:

I reckon Shatner is killing all these other celebs to sustain himself somehow

Betty White is devouring their souls.

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost

Lolie posted:

Betty White is devouring their souls.

Cool I can't wait to see the next unfunny piece of trash where she says "dildo" and it's hilarious because lol she's old

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

ScrubLeague posted:

Cool I can't wait to see the next unfunny piece of trash where she says "dildo" and it's hilarious because lol she's old

I don't remember that episode of the golden girls

E: blanche was the rowdy one

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

Guy Goodbody posted:

I think it's gonna be someone no one expects, like Willem Defoe.

Good job dipshit, I now expect him to die, thus nullifying your own drat prediction. JFC man

spasticColon
Sep 22, 2004

In loving memory of Donald Pleasance

theperminator posted:

I reckon Shatner is killing all these other celebs to sustain himself somehow

This sounds like the premise of a South Park episode.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
GRR Martin.

Hopefully by being impaled with a sword or something brutal, but probably heart attack/ fatness/ dire beetus

Avalanche
Feb 2, 2007
Ronald Reagan Medical Center claims another heart!

:black101:

down n out
Sep 16, 2008

Nap Ghost
You know who's still got a monkey that won't quit? Doris fuckin Day

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Kuato posted:

Good job dipshit, I now expect him to die, thus nullifying your own drat prediction. JFC man

OK, fine, I change my vote to still Willem Defoe, he will die in the next three days

Thursday Next
Jan 11, 2004

FUCK THE ISLE OF APPLES. FUCK THEM IN THEIR STUPID ASSES.

Hallucinogenic Toreador posted:

Richard Adams, the author of watership down, died today. He's probably not famous enough to complete this trio so maybe aging b list celebrities still need to watch out?

Are you loving serious mate

Well, gently caress. I'm done w 2016.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

luv 2 date boys posted:

what's the weirdest celebrity death ever?

Steve Irwin getting impaled by a stingray is pretty bizarre but I guess not entirely unexpected giving his job as a dude that harasses dangerous animals

Sonny Bono colliding with a tree while trying to jerk off.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

scrubs season six posted:

Sonny Bono colliding with a tree while trying to jerk off.

He got wood

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
were all gonna die haha

Premature
Dec 9, 2014

Shut your eyes, I don't want to get glitter in them.
Buglord
Nope it was her mother instead.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Drunk Nerds posted:

Brandon Lee: Shot when crew removed gunpowder from a bullet, but forgot to remove powder from gun.

Literally every one of these words is wrong. For shots from the front where you want a bullet visible (in the cylinder of a revolver) they removed the powder from the cartridge but left the primer which was enough to propel the bullet into getting lodged into the barrel. The next round was where they need to film the gun "shooting" so it was a blank (powder and primer but no bullet). But there was already a bullet handy, previously lodged in the barrel.

bird with big dick fucked around with this message at 05:47 on Dec 29, 2016

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Christopher Reeve, falling off a horse while trying to jerk off (the horse).

bird with big dick fucked around with this message at 05:48 on Dec 29, 2016

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

it was carrie fishers mom, thank god

elton jon is gonna b okay!!

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

BeefThief posted:

it was carrie fishers mom, thank god

elton jon is gonna b okay!!

There's still a few days left 👿👿👿

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

Lollerich posted:

Barack Hussein Obama

Also, do we have winners from this thread: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3757638

I guessed Zsa Zsa and Muhammad Ali correctly, but someone else probably guessed more.

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?
Randy Quaid was right about the Star Whackers conspiracy.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Bip Roberts posted:

George Takei could probably die at any moment.

Because of the AIDS?

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

vyst posted:

Because of the AIDS?

Because he's old and crazy

Vastarien
Dec 20, 2012

Where I live is nightmare, thus a certain nonchalance.



Buglord
I though for sure that Burt Reynolds was a goner this year:



I guess 2017 will take him.

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Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
Eastbound and six feet down.

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