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1. get a really big mug. put a hazelnut coffee into the kuerig and make some coffee with it. now put a hot chocolate pod in the keurig and make some hot chocolate in the same mug, then stir it all together. you can drink it yourself, or you can give it to your mom or your sweetie. 2. if you can make a keurig bounce off the ground three times and provide video evidence of doing it the inventor of keurig will give you a $50 taco bell gift card. he promised he would in his autobiography: "yeah, I did it. I made the kuerig. so what?" 3. if you're lonely at work because you had to come in on the weekend you can make the kuerig look like it is talking to you by manipulating the door of the water container so that it looks like the voice you made up for the keurig is actually coming out of the water container. don't do this when other people are around because if you get really into it and start riffing a whole conversation they'll laugh at first, but then after awhile they will get uncomfortable and later your boss will come to your desk and ask you to visit Diane in HR. 4. if you don't put a pod into the keurig and press the button anyways, you can use it to wash very tiny dishes. 5. if your coffee loving friends start ragging on your for buying a keurig, because the coffee isn't good (their words), get them back on your side by saying "yeah, but at least this coffee isn't as bad as donald trump and brexit!" people get a kick out of donald trump and brexit,. 6. if you put almonds into the empty k cup holder after you finish making your coffee in the morning then you will have a surprise snack the next time you make coffee. |
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batman: I became batman because a bat flew in my room while I was daydreaming about getting away with beating up the mentally ill in public. superman: I became superman because I am an only child whose mom babied him too much and now I have an inflated sense of self worth. keurigman: I'm a coffee boy and I drink the coffee. I drink the coffee all day long. *rubs hands up and down tights super fast* I'm a coffee boyyyyyyyyyy. ---------------- |
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Darkman Fanpage posted:keurig is probably german for something. dunno what though lol yeah, it's german for "real bad coffee" *sneers and puts hands up in that "making an effortless three pointer, swish" pose while looking around for approval* mysterious frankie fucked around with this message at 19:57 on Dec 30, 2016 ---------------- |
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