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As a proud keurig owner of nineteen years, here are the essential k- hacks that I know to take with you into this new year of keuriging: 1. If you don't want that watered down taste, just don't add water, dummy 2. Make sure you place the unit in park after every use. 3. Eat a banana, they're good for you. 4. Add beef and potato for a savory coffee stew. 5. Don't put your genitals near the device unless you have to. 6. Eat another banana. 7. If you're not sure if you can still feel pain, if you hurl yourself into a brick wall a few times, then you'll know, probably. This hack will require you to astral project yourself into the spirit realm and gather enough spirit energy to lift your physical form up and toss that puppy full on into aforementioned brick wall. I hope these will help you in your new year of k- cupping. It should be a good one, as february will see the release of k- hard mode. Stay safe, and remember, *does double finger gun motion and makes a kch sound* banana. |
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Did you know? Owning a keurig makes you impervious to bullets, the vacuum of space, and the guilt of your past mistakes! Buy one today! *double thumbs up* |
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