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Manifisto


don't ask about the keurig colon cleanse

the less said about it the better

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Manifisto


the newer keurigs are significantly safer than the old ones in that the switch to dispense hydrochloric acid has been relocated to the underside of the unit instead of right next to the "brew" button

their lawyers keep making noises about removing the unit's ability to secrete flesh-dissolving acid altogether, but honestly it's hard to give up the convenience

Manifisto


ai scientist: the so-called "keurig test" hinges on whether a questioner can tell the difference between a keurig coffee maker and a human being. here it is in action.

questioner 1: hello,. my name is bill. what's your name?

answer 1: *slurp . . . slurp . . . hisss*

answer 2: beep boop I'm a fuckin' keurig


ty nesamdoom!

Manifisto


i flunked out posted:

little known keurig fact: theyre edible, and they pair very well with the Dunkin Donuts Dark Roast K-Cups

how tragic that we've lost the wisdom of our forbears, who knew how to use every part of the keurig


ty nesamdoom!

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