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don't ask about the keurig colon cleanse the less said about it the better |
# ¿ Dec 29, 2016 22:10 |
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# ¿ May 6, 2024 02:58 |
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the newer keurigs are significantly safer than the old ones in that the switch to dispense hydrochloric acid has been relocated to the underside of the unit instead of right next to the "brew" button their lawyers keep making noises about removing the unit's ability to secrete flesh-dissolving acid altogether, but honestly it's hard to give up the convenience |
# ¿ Dec 29, 2016 22:45 |
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ai scientist: the so-called "keurig test" hinges on whether a questioner can tell the difference between a keurig coffee maker and a human being. here it is in action. questioner 1: hello,. my name is bill. what's your name? answer 1: *slurp . . . slurp . . . hisss* answer 2: beep boop I'm a fuckin' keurig
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# ¿ Dec 31, 2016 13:57 |
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i flunked out posted:little known keurig fact: theyre edible, and they pair very well with the Dunkin Donuts Dark Roast K-Cups how tragic that we've lost the wisdom of our forbears, who knew how to use every part of the keurig
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2017 00:45 |