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death sext posted:an f5 button that procedurally generates posts with each press, so you never have to wait for content again They have this, it's called project a.l.n.i.l.a.m. |
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Incidentally, the same coin flips came to the right one for the world My life is a good one who will be here for the world My life is a good one who will restore automatically to be a little more obviously you guys have olive oil rub followed by dish soap to be a little more obviously you guys have olive oil cake and I will restore to see him |
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alnilam posted:Incidentally, the same coin flips came to the right one for the world My life is a good one who will be here for the world My life is a good one who will restore automatically to be a little more obviously you guys have olive oil rub followed by dish soap to be a little more obviously you guys have olive oil cake and I will restore to see him Mmmmm. Olive oil cake |
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Jan 2, 2017 05:47
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Two words: hi there! |
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Jan 2, 2017 07:05
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true to life scented aromatherapy significant other chest and armpit simulators for the extremely lonely
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gambler's insurance: pays out when you decide not to gamble |
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Jan 2, 2017 08:20
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ladybeard mcflurry posted:um excuse me my beancoins are actually garbanzo beans, not BACKED by physical beans. it's just a sack of beans and you can pay people with them. it's like uber for bartering. uh. no wait, it's like google but for beans. lobby to the capital of Massachusetts so they can support you and help you attain greater legitimacy boston backed beans |
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Jan 2, 2017 13:23
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a handrail xylophone mallet hands everyone in the world is replaced by a xylophone it's been 4 years since I have seen another human in person, I live in the edges, the crooks, the crevices, beyond the prying tones of c major. I've taken to eating kleenex, it's everywhere and xylophones don't need to blow their nose. There are murmurs of steel drums coming from across the sea, whispers of war. I know these revelations scare the inhabitants, I can hear their A's and G's shake when they discuss the possible onslaught. I have not given up hope. Every day I edge closer to the citadel. Closer to, what I now believe, is the only other human on Earth. His face plastered over LED screens flashing at city hall. One day I will reach him. I will say hello. I'm coming, Nick Cannon. |
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Jan 2, 2017 16:22
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Piso Mojado posted:a chicken that barks at intruders That already exists we call him bo pepper. |
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Jan 2, 2017 18:18
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A bucket you can throw fire into that turns it back into wood and crumpled up newspaper.
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Lizard Wizard posted:lobby to the capital of Massachusetts so they can support you and help you attain greater legitimacy holy poo poo this man's a genius
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Jan 2, 2017 18:37
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uber for composting, it's just a big loving garbage truck that will drive your poo poo around until it turns into useable poo poo ok
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Jan 2, 2017 18:39
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A smaller cleaning appliance that goes into your major appliances to clean them. Then a smaller cleaning appliance for said appliance, with repeating small cleaning appliances for each cleaner to infinity. WE'LL MAKE MILLIONS
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Jan 2, 2017 18:43
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vanisher posted:A smaller cleaning appliance that goes into your major appliances to clean them. Then a smaller cleaning appliance for said appliance, with repeating small cleaning appliances for each cleaner to infinity. WE'LL MAKE MILLIONS pool cleaner cleaner! brilliant!
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Jan 2, 2017 18:52
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I was thinking a game where you're a game and you're trying to not be beat by the player except by game i mean young asian princess and by player, i mean my neighbor who's always playing his anime series too loud |
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Jan 2, 2017 23:23
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what about a movie where the bad guy is the good guy
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Jan 2, 2017 23:24
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a men without hats and a boyz II men supergroup called boyz without hats
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Jan 2, 2017 23:26
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uber for ants |
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Jan 2, 2017 23:29
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Nosfereefer posted:uber for ants dude they need to learn to take the caterpillar like the rest of us *freezes to public transportation stop leaf while waiting on broken-down MUNIpillar*
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Jan 2, 2017 23:30
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Beef Pretzels
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Jan 3, 2017 00:36
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FactsAreUseless posted:A Jewish boy band called "Goyz II Mensch." That is all. Zer gut gezugt! |
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Jan 3, 2017 03:31
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a restaurant that sreves horse meat and its called stable 2 table
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Jan 3, 2017 05:32
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a dolphin who talks with a british accent and his name is picadily porpoise
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he looks like hes smoking a pipe but its actually a little eel buddy of his who cleans his teeth for him :3
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Jan 3, 2017 05:34
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A dating app called 'Tender'. It shows you pictures of potential dates and you swipe up if you like them and down if you don't. It also shows you meat sometimes and you swipe up if you think it's tender, and down if it looks tough. This data is collected by butchers. When you buy the app you get mailed a pack of 'swipe ups' (self explanatory). |
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Jan 3, 2017 05:36
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A food that is donut on one side, bagel on the other
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Jan 3, 2017 05:41
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gluten-free seitan
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ladybeard mcflurry posted:gluten-free seitan 
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Doctor Dogballs posted:a restaurant that sreves horse meat and its called stable 2 table
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soy burrata with real cream
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a cupcake inside a donut inside a bagel. a cu-do-gel
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A cool new meme way to refer to dogs that hasn't been thought up before.
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CostMo it's like CostCo but everything is tiny and expensive and the employees are paid under minimum wage.
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Plebian Parasite posted:A cool new meme way to refer to dogs that hasn't been thought up before. hog nailed it ---------------- |
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Grinder - an app for sharing angle grinders and other grinding tools among local grinding enthusiasts and machine shops
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Bacon Taco posted:Grinder - an app for sharing "angle grinders" and other "grinding tools" among local "grinding enthusiasts" and "machine shops" ftfy |
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Jan 3, 2017 22:53
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Manifisto posted:ftfy well "grinded"
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FactsAreUseless posted:A Jewish boy band called "Goyz II Mensch." That is all. kosher for pesach and all audiences 
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"Grounder" - an app that locks out features for mobile phones in your data plan
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