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Manifisto

vanisher posted:

MrWillsauce brand barbecue seasonings and marinades

mrs wontsauce brand dry rubs and hand lotion

# ¿ Dec 31, 2016 21:43

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# ¿ May 15, 2024 20:55

Manifisto

RazzleDazzleHour posted:

This is exactly what the enemies of freedom are waiting for. When everyday appliances have wifi access, every home in America could be completely crippled by a cyber attack.

Picture this: one day you're sitting at home. It's twelve-thirty, you're just getting out of bed. You put on some soft afternoon lounge jazz to make yourself an enjoyable brunch. You get out two eggs for an omelette, along with an assortment of peppers, onion, and some of those fancy grinders for the pepper and ground salt. You set the timer on your iPhone for the cheese grater, and set two small chunks of cheddar nearby. The stove's on, the eggs are cooking. As you get the cutting board out, you check your phone again. The cheese grater isn't responding. You try again. Nothing. You ping the cheese grater again and again. No response. The eggs are burning. You collapse. It's happened. They've won.

if you're not internet-savvy enough to install antivirus on your cheese slicer I don't know what to tell you

# ¿ Jan 1, 2017 03:23

Manifisto

amazon subprime

everything's really cheap for a few months, but then there's a huge balloon payment . . .

UNLESS you can "flip" your item in the meantime, in which case you keep the profits!

# ¿ Jan 1, 2017 20:19

Manifisto

a cell phone that only records video in landscape mode, no matter how you hold it or tweak the settings

# ¿ Jan 1, 2017 20:31

Manifisto

ladybeard mcflurry posted:

that's just a credit card bub

how'm I gonna sell this idea to amazon for a zillion dollars if you keep spilling the beans?

# ¿ Jan 1, 2017 21:39

Manifisto

they're the basis of my new currency, bitbeans

(there's another idea for you all btw, pls don't steal)

# ¿ Jan 1, 2017 21:46

Manifisto

ladybeard mcflurry posted:

excuse me beancoin is the wave of the future pls don't hack my databeans

okay fine good luck with your fiat legume currency

bitbeans are backed by real physical beans, it's the garbanzo standard, endorsed by ron paul himself

# ¿ Jan 1, 2017 21:54