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Randy Travesty

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Manifisto posted:

mrs wontsauce brand dry rubs and hand lotion


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WHAT IF: wifi connected cheese slicer


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Manifisto posted:

amazon subprime

everything's really cheap for a few months, but then there's a huge balloon payment . . .

UNLESS you can "flip" your item in the meantime, in which case you keep the profits!

that's just a credit card bub


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Rushi posted:

self warming cookies

with self-pouring mug of tea and self petting pup


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Manifisto posted:

:ssh:

how'm I gonna sell this idea to amazon for a zillion dollars if you keep spilling the beans?

i'm just trying to PICK UP THE BEANS ok you need to stop ordering so many loving beans from amazon oh my god im drowning in beans here


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Manifisto posted:

they're the basis of my new currency, bitbeans

(there's another idea for you all btw, pls don't steal)

excuse me beancoin is the wave of the future pls don't hack my databeans


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Manifisto posted:

:rolleyes: okay fine good luck with your fiat legume currency

bitbeans are backed by real physical beans, it's the garbanzo standard, endorsed by ron paul himself

um excuse me my beancoins are actually garbanzo beans, not BACKED by physical beans. it's just a sack of beans and you can pay people with them. it's like uber for bartering. uh. no wait, it's like google but for beans.


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true to life scented aromatherapy significant other chest and armpit simulators for the extremely lonely


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Lizard Wizard posted:

lobby to the capital of Massachusetts so they can support you and help you attain greater legitimacy

boston backed beans

holy poo poo this man's a genius


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uber for composting, it's just a big loving garbage truck that will drive your poo poo around until it turns into useable poo poo ok


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vanisher posted:

A smaller cleaning appliance that goes into your major appliances to clean them. Then a smaller cleaning appliance for said appliance, with repeating small cleaning appliances for each cleaner to infinity. WE'LL MAKE MILLIONS

pool cleaner cleaner! brilliant!


Randy Travesty

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a men without hats and a boyz II men supergroup called boyz without hats


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Nosfereefer posted:

uber for ants

dude they need to learn to take the caterpillar like the rest of us

*freezes to public transportation stop leaf while waiting on broken-down MUNIpillar*


Randy Travesty

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gluten-free seitan


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soy burrata with real cream


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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Jeans with a zipper on the front and back

i thought this said jesus and still think it's a good idea


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toots n boots, a boutique that caters to cowboys with ibs


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Jolo posted:

The movie Face/Off but starring Danny Devito and Joe Pesci

the whole movie would be just yelling and i would totally see it

it would be way better


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sticker machine that prints other sticker machines

we're gonna be rich in byob, i just know it


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Manifisto posted:

an album of covers of songs that never existed

holy poo poo, i'd buy it.


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