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Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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Here is your gay rear end thread to talk about dogs and alcohol or whatever

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Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Any thread with dogges is a good thread. :colbert:

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


I got a cat. Still want to chill.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
RIP Holly Bloops he used one of the Forbidden Tags trying to make this thread :negative:

Admins should fix it soon though!

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
The girlfriend and I are headed north to the socialist paradise of British Columbia to spend the day at the aquarium in Vancouver. Seems like a good way to end 2016.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
I'm going to get hammered in a cabin in the woods.

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
I am maybe going to meet newt gingrich in a few weeks.

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

Dad thread is for cattes

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

ElMaligno posted:

Dad thread is for cattes

gently caress cats. Yeah, I said it. Fight me.

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

TBeats posted:

gently caress cats. Yeah, I said it. Fight me.

I won't fight you but I do pity you

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

Smiling Jack posted:

I won't fight you but I do pity you

I'm deathly allergic to cats. My eyes water and swell, my skin itches, my nose gets all hosed up. Most dogs (like Monty) will make me sneeze a little bit at worst.

It's like biological warfare with pussy.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


TBeats posted:

I'm deathly allergic to cats. My eyes water and swell, my skin itches, my nose gets all hosed up. Most dogs (like Monty) will make me sneeze a little bit at worst.

It's like biological warfare with pussy.

I use to have bad cat allergies. My best friends family always had at least 6 cats and being at his house made me feel like dying. But he also always had the latest video games (1985 or so woo) so I stuck that poo poo out and over a few year it stopped bothering me unless i rubbed my face on them and now I have a dumb cat of my own.

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

TBeats posted:

gently caress cats. Yeah, I said it. Fight me.

While i like dogs way more than cats, we got a thread dedicated to them. So people should be free to talk about cats in here.

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

TBeats posted:

I'm deathly allergic to cats. My eyes water and swell, my skin itches, my nose gets all hosed up. Most dogs (like Monty) will make me sneeze a little bit at worst.

It's like biological warfare with pussy.

I am also massively allergic, I take claratin or Zyrtec (well the generics) daily and have 0 problems

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
I LIVE

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

TBeats posted:

gently caress cats. Yeah, I said it. Fight me.

Shut up, Cole

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
I am not a cat person. To me, cats are hit or miss. I have met a cat that was pretty rad; anytime you got near an elevated surface, he'd sneak up behind you and jump up onto you. Then he'd just chill out on your shoulder for a while. Claws aside, a pretty cool cat.

Anyway, that's my cat story. Dogs are still the best.

LostCosmonaut
Feb 15, 2014

The good: I'm going to eat and hang out with a bunch of decent people from work tonight.
The bad: Dude from Boston decided on Red Lobster because it's his favorite seafood place.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Third World Reggin posted:

I am maybe going to meet newt gingrich in a few weeks.

Quietly sniff and ask if anyone else smells coleslaw.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

So this is still going to be a thing in 2017 right

Because it only makes me shitpost harder.

Shut up, whoever you are.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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Post monty pls

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice

The picture doesn't show scale very well. This furry bastard is 19 pounds of cuddles that basically inserts himself into the bed between the wife and I at night, even if that means standing on top of us with four paws dividing up his weight and waiting until one of us rolls out of his way.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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:swoon:

SquirrelyPSU
May 27, 2003



I mean, all dogges are very good dogges, but Monty is a Very Good Dogge.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
So handsome! :kimchi:

tyler
Jun 2, 2014


Good dogge.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

SquirrelyPSU posted:

I mean, all dogges are very good dogges, but Monty is a Very Good Dogge.

I went to my aunt's house for Christmas and initially kept him on the porch with my cousin'a dog because he's usually obnoxiously affectionate to every new person/dog he sees, and my aunt has three accessory poodles (toy poodles). After about an hour my cousin wanted to bring her dog in so I said gently caress it and let Monty inside. I was so loving impressed with how well behaved he was. He mostly just walked around sniffing.

My sister, who I don't speak to, was talking about her dog, and how earlier in the day she beat the gently caress out of her for something. Beat her so bad that my sister would just look at her and she would cower in fear.

I wanted to say something, but my aunt decided to royally bitch her out for abusing her dog, and gently caress I enjoyed the spectacle.

Still feel bad for the dog though :/

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

dang

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


LostCosmonaut posted:

The bad: Dude from Boston decided on Red Lobster because it's his favorite seafood place.

The gently caress? Where are you guys right now that Red Lobster is a "good" option?

Also that guy isn't from Boston, don't give a poo poo what he says.

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
I think I got sick from the doctors office. My nose is full of icky smelling snot and I'm running a low fever, so probably a sinus infection.

gently caress 2016, it just had to get one last dick punch in.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Heartache is powerful, but democracy is *subtle*.
I've thankfully managed to avoid getting sick so far this winter. Just the very minor runny nose every now and again, but between getting a flu shot and actually remembering to wash my hands frequently I've staved off the worst of it.

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones
The one disease vector I work with has been off since November, so our center has been pretty lucky so far.

LostCosmonaut
Feb 15, 2014

Handsome Ralph posted:

The gently caress? Where are you guys right now that Red Lobster is a "good" option?

Also that guy isn't from Boston, don't give a poo poo what he says.
Upstate NY.
It's not a good option, he's just a bit nimrod. (He voted for Jill Stein despite working in the nuclear industry.) Honestly, he's a decent guy, just with questionable food choices.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Today is a big day--got myself a Lodge dutch oven.


hail culinary satan

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

LostCosmonaut posted:

The good: I'm going to eat and hang out with a bunch of decent people from work tonight.
The bad: Dude from Boston decided on Red Lobster because it's his favorite seafood place.

im sorry dude

why the gently caress would a dude who lives in boston like that poo poo

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Frank asking politely for a treat at the dog park.

CRUSTY MINGE fucked around with this message at 00:36 on Jan 1, 2017

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



LITERALLY SHAKING posted:

Frank asking politely for a treat at the dog park.



Those dogs are brilliant. A late friend of mine had one called Clover he could wing a tennis ball at really hard, and if it was within reach, Clover would snag it. Sometimes we'd be working on a house out in the sticks and Johnny'd want to look for a farm pond to fish during lunch. Clover would look for cows to herd.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
He's great. Not entirely border collie, there's something in there giving him a few extra inches of height/length and that makes him comfortable at 75 pounds, but I wouldn't trade him for a home on Mars.

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Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





holocaust bloopers posted:

Today is a big day--got myself a Lodge dutch oven.


hail culinary satan

do some pulled pork with my sauce in your bitchin dutch oven

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