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vulturesrow posted:https://amp.businessinsider.com/us-navy-admits-it-cant-defeat-torpedos-thatll-sink-aircraft-carriers-2019-2 Oh Christ this article pisses me off and is a bad summary of poo poo.
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Nick Soapdish posted:https://twitter.com/ZcohenCNN/status/1105888383287595008 Wait, they say it's "similar to mumps"? Do they not loving know what it is 
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Mar 13, 2019 23:33
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Ken Bone Comeback posted:the disease is like definitely from prostitutes Reminds me of when I visited a minesweeper that was a museum ship in Omaha when I was 12. There was this WW2 vet there with his wife and he told me, unprompted, about how when he served on a minesweeper that it was so crowded that when one jackass sailor got a case of crabs, the whole crew ended up with them. God bless that old man 
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Mar 14, 2019 04:19
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Dingleberry posted:Try ordering a parrot milk latte at Starbucks and see how that goes over. Parrot milk is known to cause cancer by the State of California.
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Syrian Lannister posted:What isn’t a cancer risk in California? 
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PneumonicBook posted:In 2011?! With all the loving clownshit that happens in the US military how is an Aegis tech getting sent to guard huts in Africa somehow unbelievable? I mean, the Navy literally paid me for giving a talk at Annapolis a couple years back. Me, a dumbshit goon.
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Mar 22, 2019 01:51
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LtCol J. Krusinski posted:Thoughts and stares. Mods namechange please.
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Apr 4, 2019 20:20
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The Valley Stared posted:Because we have to spend as much money on uniforms as legally possible, regardless if it makes any sense or not. Pozzuoli is nice if you can stand the commute with lots of Italian drivers.
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Apr 26, 2019 16:32
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Jimmy4400nav posted:Did the bus drivers down there use the sidewalks as roads? Used the scare the poo poo out of me in Florence. Dunno, probably. I'm mostly just going off what I was told by my father about his time in Naples.
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Apr 26, 2019 18:29
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Deer taste good.
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May 3, 2019 02:38
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LingcodKilla posted:My wife thinks he’s cute. Plus momma has twins constantly and also uses our yard so she won’t have me killing the rascals. I swear you've told this story before in a different thread.
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May 3, 2019 05:12
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McNally posted:Has the Navy explicitly told you not to strip naked, light your pubes on fire, and run through the wardroom while screaming "THERE'S A SKELETON INSIDE ME!!!!!" or is it more implied? Well, I know what I'm doing if there's ever a draft again and my overage rear end gets called up.
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May 4, 2019 21:08
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I had some pretty major orthodontic surgery done at Balboa when I was child. Of course in my case they had a visiting civilian specialist come in because that's who always did that kind of procedure there.
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May 6, 2019 22:25
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gently caress's sake, there's already a backlog of WW2 admirals and assorted other heroes who deserve ships now that the Spruances and Perrys are mostly gone. Where's the USS Rooks or the USS Halsey or the USS Ernest Evans these days, hmm?
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May 8, 2019 04:35
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SpaceSDoorGunner posted:Sub people are weird Don't kinkshame.
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May 27, 2019 01:52
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John McCain managing to troll Trump from beyond the wall of death just by having been alive is amazing.
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If Rinse Pubis wants to be a dumbass O-1 at his age he should be allowed IMO.
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IMO they should make officers go back to the early 1900s uniforms that made them look like singing telegram deliverymen or NYC apartment doormen. My theory is that Chester Nimitz always knew he could whip the Japanese because he'd had to wear this for years and years:  Compared to that, Kamikazes ain't poo poo. Vincent Van Goatse fucked around with this message at 00:08 on Jun 14, 2019 |
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Jun 14, 2019 00:04
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I wonder if she's related to this dude.
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Jun 15, 2019 04:04
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Wonder how much magnetic deviation he has to account for with a nose like that.
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Jul 11, 2019 03:56
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LingcodKilla posted:Imagine the benefits of a kennel with dogs to relax with off hours. Yeah but then some overworked E-4 will have to clean up after them and get yelled at.
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Jul 15, 2019 03:50
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DustyNuts posted:Finally got selected for Congratulations and/or condolences where appropriate.
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bird cooch posted:Subs smell really bad and it permeates everything. Is the same as the aircraft carrier smell or different?
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Aug 5, 2019 08:47
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M_Gargantua posted:It smells like cat pee from the chemical used to pull CO2 from the air. All of your cloths will absorb it. Now I'm curious if the later diesel-electric subsmight've actually smelled better because they had to be surfaced and open to the air for extended periods. I mean probably not because the sanitary facilities were next to nonexistent by modern standards but I doubt they smelled like cat piss.
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Aug 6, 2019 02:57
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SerthVarnee posted:Thats odd, I thought someone just said this wasn't the idiots thread... It's an idiots thread.
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Aug 9, 2019 08:17
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IncredibleIgloo posted:The "submarine smell" is a chemical compound, specifically amine. Neat, never knew this. That's definitely not the aircraft carrier smell, which is a mix of paint, JP-5, lubricating oil, non-skid coating, BO, nicotine, and farts. When I was a volunteer at the Midway Museum and my mother visited me she said the smell of my work clothes reminded her immediately of the years my dad spent on the TR in the 80s. Same drat smell. Vincent Van Goatse fucked around with this message at 23:18 on Aug 10, 2019 |
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Madurai posted:CGN smell You're old.
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Aug 11, 2019 08:45
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Ken Bone Comeback posted:Capri was overrated to me, but Sorrento and the Amalfi coast are super beautiful. I really liked the sites of ruins at both Pompeii and Ercolano. Ercolano kicks rear end.
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Aug 14, 2019 16:59
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I hope it helps young SWOs jerk off on deck more competently.
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Aug 15, 2019 18:37
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Mr. Nice! posted:My guess is he was banging a sailor. When is the DoD going to learn that orders to gently caress the enlisted should emphasize that they don't mean literal loving?
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The Valley Stared posted:Also, question for you all: I'm going to have my cert teach next week, and one of the instructors suggested I kick off my lesson with a Fitz collision sea story. The topic is rapid plotting, and obviously that played a role since we didn't gently caress it up too badly. You all think that would be a solid choice? It'll probably get their attention, if nothing else.
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LingcodKilla posted:Shouldnt they be an all reserve force with ..... laxer rules on hooyah stuff like they were in WW2? They should be, but  if that'll ever happen.
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Oct 8, 2019 02:00
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Well, their mascot is already a goat so I don't see the problem.
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Oct 17, 2019 23:17
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Jimmy4400nav posted:
Maybe they should drat that Long Lance in front of Dahlgren Hall.
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McNally posted:That's not the kind of torpedo he was damning. Oh fine, spoil my joke.
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ManMythLegend posted:-Mississippi River charts lolx2 (https://www.oceangrafix.com/chart/zoom?chart=11370) Motherfucker.
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LingcodKilla posted:No link? Jeez. Oh gently caress, now I'm hungry.
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piL posted:Theres always local control of the rudder, but that tends to be slow and less responsive. Mechanical systems are likely to fail during battle damage, so local control needs to be ready to be taken on a ship at a moment's notice. But it's really warm and sleepy in Aft Steering... Sounds like a job for an air conditioner and a coffee machine.
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