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LingcodKilla posted:Hey shipmates do us all a favor and don't slam the gat-damned doors. It's hell on the bushings and gasket! Just think, if people didn't slam the doors you wouldn't have had a school and AT time.
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# ¿ Jan 20, 2017 03:58 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 00:16 |
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Less mahu at least.
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# ¿ Jan 20, 2017 06:40 |
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Wingnut Ninja posted:Maybe rats was the one meal where the nobles get different food than the peasants, but it was always pretty good on a carrier. Usually dinner leftovers + breakfast stuff. Make a sandwich out of french toast, burger patty, and a cheese omelette and you have the whole rest of the night to regret it. We had only an untouched full pan of canned beats for 3 nights in a row until i scooped the entire pan onto my tray and threw it out in protest.
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# ¿ Jan 22, 2017 03:54 |
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Anita Dickinme posted:Is there anyone one could talk to about depression/suicide prevention on a ship without any repercussions like rehab poo poo or getting kicked out? You know, asking for a friend. Big Decks have actual real Psychologists and therapists on board. If you're on one. Honestly though, talk to anyone. A Navy career isn't worth being horribly depressed.
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# ¿ Jan 22, 2017 19:43 |
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Boon posted:When you joined the Navy, I had just mastered what fractions were somewhere between my first and second recess. As a dirty enlisted I pride myself in barely comprehending numbers with a line in between them.
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# ¿ Jan 31, 2017 04:51 |
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squarerandom posted:Well I spent two years on a Watchfloor so dirsup surface would be dandy as a middle ground than direct to ship. But also having a cosistent job and not missing out healthcare/paychecks for my wife and kids is a always a bonus. However when I get accepted to Actove duty, I spend a month at the NOSC without pay/benefits for my family until I get a billet lmao. The last fuckin joke. Whats your rate again? Dirsup surface makes me think CTx.
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# ¿ Feb 4, 2017 08:56 |
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squarerandom posted:CTT, so here's to hoping I get something good. Was a Dirsup surface CTT on my first tour. Was gone...a lot. It was enjoyable but i was also young and single. You're only going to big decks so the amenities aren't bad. PCS afloat job is loving boring and terrible. Thats why i crossrated. Ranking from my experience: 1. Watchfloor in Colorado [9141] 2. Watchfloor anywhere else [9102] 3. Dirsup [9102 Watchfloor...on a ship] . . . 99. Hell . . 456. PCS afloat [17xx series work]. Maintenance. Cranking. Ship fuckery. Laranzu fucked around with this message at 09:49 on Feb 5, 2017 |
# ¿ Feb 5, 2017 09:44 |
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vulturesrow posted:DIRSUP CTTs can go to big decks. Thats what i wrote, right? Or am i reading my own typing dumb? We didn't augment anything but carriers and LHDs.
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# ¿ Feb 5, 2017 18:59 |
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squarerandom posted:Hell ya now I can have 7th fleet BFEA ignore me from a ship now!! CO seems legit. I have no C-school though since I'm a NAT reservist, so would I go back to Pensacola most likely? You can do the job as a 0000. Sounds like you already have been. 9102 was a joke when i went after 8 months of experience. Not sure if 9102 offers any bonuses now.
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# ¿ Feb 5, 2017 20:43 |
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poopkitty posted:I go to college for a living. Pretty much owns. VA pays my mortgage, tuition and books and also yoga pants all day. Stealing pizza from the mouths of poor starving college students. Carry On.
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# ¿ Feb 8, 2017 05:56 |
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LingcodKilla posted:Ain't you an IT? I'm a poo poo IT reservist and I'm getting some ok offers for work. Just make sure you got Sec+ and clearances squared away and you will be ok. He's an aviation noble
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# ¿ Feb 11, 2017 04:30 |
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Will make double sure to get some muscle relaxers or something for taps
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# ¿ Feb 20, 2017 07:23 |
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Forgot CTR. Communications signals
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# ¿ Feb 27, 2017 14:08 |
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Howard Phillips posted:I would avoid CTT and CTR like the plague. CTT is literally watching a 30 year old TV while at sea for hours at a time. CTT, if you get shore or direct support first, doesn't use the 40 year old refrigerator with a monitor stuck in it. The job is much nicer. Still doesn't translate out to civilian work unless you go govvie or contractor though
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# ¿ Feb 27, 2017 18:40 |
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Dude I knew from CTN A school stationed in Pensacola apparently wadded his motorcycle into something and died You can't do much if someone wants to ride retarded, but if one of your idiots prone to being dumb buys a bike, try to get him riding with non idiots to learn you don't need to show off. http://weartv.com/news/local/driver-identified-in-deadly-motorcycle-crash Its a straight loving road. https://www.google.com/maps/place/Dog+Track+Rd+%26+Willow+Lake+Dr,+Pensacola,+FL+32506/@30.3995843,-87.3733685 Laranzu fucked around with this message at 08:23 on Mar 4, 2017 |
# ¿ Mar 4, 2017 05:46 |
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At current command it's "mandatory" . Not sure how much that's enforced because I'm TAD so much they never expect me to be there.
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# ¿ Mar 20, 2017 20:30 |
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Thronde posted:In other news, gently caress the GTC. Why do we even need this poo poo. Why isn't it like the old days of "Here's your orders, flight itinerary, and hotel info. Be there." This isn't a cost saving measure and it sure as gently caress doesn't make poo poo easier. DTS is a loving nightmare and your DTS rep is guaranteed to be an awful person. It works well in some agencies for travel. I swapped responsibility from the Navy and DTS to the other org as soon as I could and it's been swell.
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# ¿ Mar 20, 2017 21:54 |
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babyeatingpsychopath posted:I did paper travel claims for everything until it was specifically illegal. So much of my DTS experience is wrapped up with my opinions of the travel claim approver civilian. This individual was literally the size of the hallways and if she decided she didn't like you, your claim was hosed. Forever.
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# ¿ Mar 21, 2017 01:30 |
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Stultus Maximus posted:I really hate that they force you to use it. The Rewards Points for TAD scam used to be totally great.
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# ¿ Mar 21, 2017 01:49 |
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Sir Lucius posted:less than 3 months until terminal. the navy was ok, I'm very much looking forward to not being in it tho Fine quit. I guess I'll just keep all this bitterness for myself then.
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# ¿ Mar 21, 2017 03:42 |
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Sir Lucius posted:Yeaterday the ctn detaler and community manager visted. Once again we have been assured there is no ion retention problem. I also signed a job offer yesterday. You mean the retention problem the civilians get incentives for? Not that one. Side note: The CTN detailer was surprisingly cordial when I emailed her regarding how I need to completely gently caress up my detailing timeline to interview for an assignment. I'm expecting to get proper hosed because a detailer never says "no prob"
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# ¿ Mar 23, 2017 14:47 |
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Constantine XI posted:Five years down in November, reupping for another four next month. That's all I wanted to say. No. Stop. Don't. (I'm at ten. Not getting out til 2020 at the earliest)
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# ¿ Mar 26, 2017 06:40 |
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orange juche posted:Your rear end is done, once you're over the 10 year hill dehumanize yourself and face yourself to retirement. Yeah but my job now is exceptionally marketable to the point that I can make enough per month getting out to offset a retirement payment. Couldn't do that with the job years 1-7. Will work the math in 2020. Also depends on where I land for that tour. Never not get out if that's what you want to do!
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# ¿ Mar 26, 2017 19:09 |
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Nostalgia4Dogges posted:Haha wtf vulturesrow posted:Not sure if its the same thing but on USS current ship they have Heathen Services on the schedule. I really don't care what dumbfuck deity book you wank yourself to sleep with every night. Skating off (by pretending to give a poo poo about a religion) is a Sailor's right. If the Protestants get to do it, so do the dirty heathens and atheists. Edit: Not saying vulturesrow is shitalking dirt heathenism
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# ¿ Apr 1, 2017 01:19 |
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LingcodKilla posted:The chanting was nice and I think i may of dozed out for most of it. Did this twice then just spent the rest of the Sundays in the shower
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# ¿ Apr 1, 2017 04:14 |
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LingcodKilla posted:Our hot water heater was busted. Our div caught scabbies and it spread rapidly due to lack of hot water to clean clothes. Made shower times very short. AccelerateYourLife.txt
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# ¿ Apr 1, 2017 04:17 |
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vulturesrow posted:I'm a Prowler guy, I had a relief tube. But yes now I have to pee in a bag if I need to go while I'm flying. I actually like A-10 drivers, CJ drivers, and AWACS dudes. Compass Calls are EW brothers of course. I mostly like AWACS guys because I hate the way they get poo poo on at every Red Flag debrief ever for stuff that was in no way their fault. I saw a 1LT get savaged at one and then of the F-22 guys stood up and basically gave that rear end in a top hat the business for making GBS threads on the 1LT for no reason. It was pretty awesome. Let me tell you about the time that the EW guys in the prowlers and E2s came to me worried about being lit up by surface to air missile systems that didn't exist in theater.
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# ¿ Apr 2, 2017 07:35 |
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vulturesrow posted:Please do. I made a flip book PowerPoint of the difference between commercial navigation radar and surface to air engagement radar. Shot it out to the squadrons after a few days of them freaking out Also pointed out that the missile systems didn't exist in the ocean. Or in the theater. Laranzu fucked around with this message at 08:27 on Apr 2, 2017 |
# ¿ Apr 2, 2017 08:18 |
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LingcodKilla posted:Your bad. I'm currenwnrtotiyn. At moooder mgyikldcuufyidsn either a a woworkkwrr. Having fun. Sshdhdb. Sftenntybdyjne etnenen. Quoting for evidence in case it's needed for the roofie prosecution.
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# ¿ Apr 2, 2017 13:44 |
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Boon posted:I took on the CFL role in my reserve unit (171 people). How hosed am I? I did an ACFL gig for a bit at USS 2 Commands Ago. As long as the fatties at least tried to struggle for a sit-up without taking their hands off their shirt, I really didn't care We work a desk job. I didn't give a gently caress. I'd rather test your words per minute on a keyboard. I loving love being buff and studly. I tried to convince all the fatties to enjoy it as well. I'm not in the game of forcing someone to work out against their will because it doesn't end well that way for anyone.
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# ¿ Apr 13, 2017 04:59 |
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Seqenenra posted:All we had to do was setup an exchange server and 2 people (actual IT people) managed to somehow destroy their computers. I uhh. Whut? I thought only my wife has the power of spontaneously exploding technology.
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# ¿ May 6, 2017 21:35 |
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AD CTN1 went to 8%. I know a few salty CTN2s. Thats some excellent community management, community managers!
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# ¿ May 23, 2017 06:06 |
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Some kid who was a BMSN cross rated into CTN and knocked out a 76 on the second class exam. How did he screw up badly enough to be a BM in the first place?
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# ¿ May 25, 2017 01:47 |
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Any Hawaii Bros have any big island suggestions? Impromptu vacation on the long weekend.
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# ¿ May 27, 2017 22:51 |
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vulturesrow posted:I don't know how you do it. You can put up with a lot of poo poo after the Navy and only need half the alcohol a normal person would require
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# ¿ May 30, 2017 05:20 |
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vulturesrow posted:Staff duty. Just make sure to cup the Admiral's balls gently enough and enjoy your last few months.
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# ¿ Jun 1, 2017 07:49 |
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Geizkragen posted:Alright I finally have to wear the type I nwu after years of avoiding it. Red wings 4473 are close enough to work. Try em on. I have some and not entirely sure if they are worth the entire price premium as they are almost as heavy and the sole isn't that much better. It was worth it to say gently caress Bates for all the torture though. The uniform shop suede ones are lighter than the leathers if you are shore duty and no one cares. Just be aware, moving to the type 3 your command could authorize desert boots and then you're buying new ones all over again.
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# ¿ Jun 3, 2017 01:47 |
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Geizkragen posted:Second NWU question (yes I've worn a flight suit for the last 14 years): is there something better than those terrible Soffee shirts? Hanes makes an NWU colored blue tee shirt. I buy those. They sell it in the fleet store on Pearl harbor. No clue if they are in all the uniform stores.
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# ¿ Jun 3, 2017 05:08 |
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He has a bright future career in hide and seek. Who was sneaking him food and water?
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# ¿ Jun 15, 2017 18:08 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 00:16 |
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vulturesrow posted:I'm not a ship dude but from what I've heard from my friends who are, and what I've seen in my current job, Hawaii is basically cancer for ships. Obviously a lot of strategic importance in having ships based there but it seems like a drat poo poo show. Everything in Hawaii works slow, backwards, and has 30x the graft built in.
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# ¿ Jun 20, 2017 08:34 |