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SuperSix posted:Was talking to my American buddy and I'm a little jealous of the SWO pins your ship drivers get when they qualify. Up here in Canada we dont get nuttin after making through JO life. Seems like a small thing but it's always nice to have a shiny to work towards. Only 2 pins in the navy mean poo poo. SWO is not one of them.
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# ¿ Oct 25, 2017 06:22 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 22:00 |
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If you want a Navy career that will not make you want to shoot yourself in the face, be a supply officer.
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# ¿ Nov 2, 2017 03:44 |
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Billzasilver posted:Word? What's the reason there? I've seen that CECs are supposed to keep lots of supplies stocked if they work in overseas bases They don't actually have to keep poo poo stocked. The enlisted guys take care of everything. The CHOP just takes care of paperwork and approves/disapproves poo poo. Some of them get bored and qualify Diving Officer on subs. The one on my boat was the worst loving dive ever. Supply is easy loving street.
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# ¿ Nov 2, 2017 06:34 |
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LogicalFallacy posted:Well, I did not expect quite as much of an... exuberant response. Fwiw I am 26 and me going nuke is highly dependent on my age waiver going through. Either way I plan on doing ET, so I do figure on having transferable skills once I get out, assuming I don't re-enlist. Do you really think that Tets story is a one off thing? This poo poo has been going on for 30+ years and has not changed one single bit other than to become even more stressful. Be a nuke. You will love it.
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# ¿ Nov 5, 2017 03:41 |
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LogicalFallacy posted:Eh, I trust that y'all do know what you're talking about, and if all the paperwork to get me into nuke goes through and I end up hating life and everything in a year or so, I'll happily let the thread say "I told you so." I do know the liaison I met with at my MEPS loving loves AECF, so who knows if he's even pushing all that hard to get me into nuke. (Though everyone else in the office was more for me going nuke) edit : gently caress it I DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU TO GO NUKE YOU loving LITTLE BITCH, NO BALLS DO IT YOU loving NERD rear end PUNK BITCH ded fucked around with this message at 09:24 on Nov 5, 2017 |
# ¿ Nov 5, 2017 09:21 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t63jQG80tqE
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# ¿ Nov 7, 2017 05:08 |
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Laranzu posted:I'm legit blitzed and on shoreb duty as a not nuke and that was the worst thing ever. I did a google for 'navy nuclear power' and 'navy nuclear power sucks' found that
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# ¿ Nov 7, 2017 06:00 |
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But think about the sweet sub pay he will be raking in.
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# ¿ Nov 8, 2017 00:18 |
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Being a nuke on a sub is the best life choice you can make. You will enjoy a great opportunity to STAR for a car and get instant E-5 along with a massive bonus check!
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# ¿ Nov 8, 2017 02:13 |
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You're still a fucktard.
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# ¿ Nov 16, 2017 19:41 |
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DinosaurWarfare posted:Yes, I think he would make a fantastic SWO. He will have to do the blue to gold program. Perfect candidate imo.
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# ¿ Nov 17, 2017 02:53 |
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report him
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# ¿ Dec 4, 2017 19:43 |
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SHIPMATE! HAVE YOU HEARD THE GOOD NEWS ABOUT BIT COINS??
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# ¿ Dec 15, 2017 01:51 |
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Nautical as gently caress up in here.
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# ¿ Dec 18, 2017 00:15 |
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The Navy way to do things is #1 send more bodies and if that does not work #2 have more bodies there longer
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# ¿ Dec 20, 2017 07:45 |
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Dunno why surface ships can't just do 6/6/6 like the subs do.
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# ¿ Dec 27, 2017 04:41 |
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I bet if you could find an eval from 20 years ago it would sound nearly the same as they do now, just with slightly different 'point' scales.
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# ¿ Dec 31, 2017 08:39 |
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Chiefs love the image that they are untouchable.
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# ¿ Jan 1, 2018 09:03 |
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con, sonar, gained new dimus trace designated sierra mike delta foxtrot tango bravo initial classification, Stridulatory
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2018 03:46 |
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If we had a goon ship it would be one of those barges in Pearl Harbor that make so much loving noise that they sound like they are going 60kts but actually go 2kts.
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# ¿ Jan 7, 2018 07:53 |
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PRT should just be a stores load and being able to fit through the smallest hatch.
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# ¿ Jan 8, 2018 23:20 |
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Doing flank speed during sound trials up in Alaska we went so fast it was off the dial. Subs love cold water.
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2018 00:48 |
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FrozenVent posted:I ever get to name ships, I'm naming them AIS Malfunction, Radar Clutter, Test Contact, Next Upbound, Next Downbound, Underway Sailing, Stand-On Vessel, Red Tanker (Actually a blue bulker) and Blue Container Ship (A red tanker). Oh and the "Ownship" class. Ownship Vector, Ownship Track, Ownship Ghost, Ownship Position... It was cool when a new JO trying to stand OOD would come into the sonar shack and ask 'why is that dimus trace following us when we turn??'
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2018 07:33 |
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Here is a warm uplifting Chief story for you. The Chiefs on my boat were always mad at my sonar chief. Why you ask? Because he would stand sonar supervisor watch instead of diving officer watch. We had enough sonar supervisors to barely maintain a 3 sup rotation while the dive watch was at 7 section. The rest of us normal sonar watchstanders at that time had to stand port/stbd watch. When we finally had enough manning (just before westpac is the only time the detailers make sure you have a proper amount of staffing) to stand a 3 section sonar watch they had my chief stand diving officer watch. 8 section duty at sea. 1 watch every 2 days doing standard 6 hour watch rotation. He told us he spent 16hrs in the rack and only got out of bed because he had to piss so drat bad. He also claimed to feel guilty as hell and when we went on westpac he was back in sonar doing a 4 section sonar supervisor rotation.
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2018 22:19 |
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-Anders posted:I'm from a non-US navy, and I have a bit of a hard time with the terminology here. Help me out a bit. Sonar Supervisor is the guy who oversees the 3-5 guys running the systems in the sonar shack. Diving officer keeps the ship 'balanced' by telling the Chief of the Watch to move water/othershit around tanks and executes depth changes as ordered by the OOD.
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# ¿ Jan 13, 2018 01:06 |
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my chief was so good at hiding behind his lpo that i didn't realize it was him keeping us late every loving day just because he was poo poo at planning poo poo out.
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# ¿ Jan 14, 2018 09:11 |
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Evil SpongeBob posted:I got my OOD/SWO quals in under a year with several months of it in drydock. Why so fast? My dumbass XO forgot that I arrived after deployment and scheduled my boards along with everyone who did deploy. I didn't say a word and passed. A true SWO.
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# ¿ Jan 18, 2018 02:04 |
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They line up and stab others in the back as often as possible for the opportunity to drive a ship.
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# ¿ Jan 18, 2018 05:27 |
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LogicalFallacy posted:Woohoo. Just got out of boot camp and headed to Connecticut. Any subs here that can let me know any important poo poo I should know before I get there? WHY ARE YOU loving DINK NUB??? GO GET ME A GOD DAMNED SWEET TEA YOU STUPID DINK NUB CRANK!
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# ¿ Mar 17, 2018 19:18 |
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pkells posted:Destroyer trip report: Now imagine life on a sub that only has enough beds for 70-80% of the crew.
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# ¿ Mar 24, 2018 05:04 |
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That would be nice to see. The LA was 'lucky' that the aux equipment space was turned into an extra 9 man berthing (with horrible ventilation). Not having to stick 20-40+ people onto hotracks + torpedo room while on deployment would help quite a bit.
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# ¿ Mar 24, 2018 05:24 |
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McNally posted:The master chief walked awkwardly into the hospital room, the combination hat in his hands slowly being turned in circles as he unconsciously showed his nervousness. When he realized what he was doing, he set it on the chair by the door and stepped over to the young petty officer's bed. He took a glance at the notecard in his hand and tried to speak, but his voice caught. He took a breath, cleared his throat, and tried again.
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# ¿ Mar 31, 2018 06:14 |
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Enjoy your mast.
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# ¿ Apr 16, 2018 07:23 |
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Wait. Armed engine room rover?
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2018 04:20 |
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krispykremessuck posted:how do you think crankcase explosions happen Look man I just make sure the shaft seals are fed properly.
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2018 04:50 |
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Cerekk posted:Armed SRW was pretty standard for several years post-9/11. I'm sure having a sidearm will help while checking bilge levels. gently caress 9/11 caused a lot of really dumb poo poo.
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2018 06:14 |
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Grats on your sweet O retirement cash.
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2018 02:21 |
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Oh oh in PORT ood. Missed that bit. Still good cash I'm sure.
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2018 02:56 |
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Nick Soapdish posted:
Can you spot the moment that I go 'WHAT THE gently caress'.
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# ¿ May 1, 2018 03:02 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 22:00 |
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It is good that you came to the Navy thread for a Marine question, as the Marines are a sub division of the Navy and get all of their funding from the Navy.
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# ¿ May 3, 2018 08:43 |