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Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Jaguars! posted:

Most powerful weapon, operated by stupidest person
A mouth?

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Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Cover me while I scrub, battle buddy!

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Mustang posted:

Now the RWS they're attached to on the other hand....
lol Storm, what heaping pile of poo poo.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

EBB posted:

lol at buying another $500+ uniform
That's what your clothing allowance is for, roger?

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
There's a sweater??

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
The whiny S2 captain in my squadron pulled that stunt by making his guys paint a spot for him. Our squadron shared a tiny parking lot with the barracks. When one of my guys parked in that spot, CPT Dickwad blocked him in, and the very next day, SPC Smartypants painted over the spot and parked there again. I've never been so proud.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
lol if you still have a .mil driver license.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Vasudus posted:

A stetson looks stupid in every environment possible, worse than the dumb beret.
Gonna have to disagree here simply because the stetson is at least functional.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
ahahahahahahahahahahaha

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

not caring here posted:

I've never seen any kind of PT plan implemented ever.

Unless that plan is "what the dude in charge of formation wants to do today, but god help you if it isn't PRT"
The best way I saw of doing it was to develop a loose PT schedule for the upcoming week and have everybody SPC and up rotate through leading the platoon. This would keep things fresh and interesting, and also give younger guys the opportunity to learn how to lead. The incentive for not half-assing it latent threat was that if somebody's plan for a given day sucked, the PSG would take over the formation; the guy whose day it was would look like an idiot and everybody would hate him because they'd be stuck doing stupid, boring poo poo for PT.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Instead of spending an entire day on a safety stand-down on average once every month because somebody hosed up, why don't we just have a half day of safety once every two weeks? This will improve Soldiers' ability to retain the reams of information because it will be presented more frequently and we won't have to use as much time for each instance! Better yet, let's just halve it again and make it two hours every week! To further improve retention, we can do it as the last item before COB on Friday! Safety abounds prior to the weekend!

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

DoktorLoken posted:

jumping in front of a car to get out of an APFT. :lol: :wtc:
Peak Army, right here.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
hey

psst

this is a thing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrvMHY-jX_E

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
I knew they loved goats, but man, that's just taking it to a whole new level.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
You betta learn that kid real gud

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
"One day, son, all of this -"

*sweeps arm*

"- will be paid for by your tax dollars."

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
"Erectile dysfunction" is no longer acceptable. "Repressed phallus syndrome," please.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

McNally posted:

Pain is your body's way of telling you that you're an idiot.
QFT

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

not caring here posted:

Intel would never touch the scout poop
You say that, but think about all of the MI companies that are attached to or organic with cav units. They're already elbow-deep in it.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
He's not moving up, so he's not going to move out until he retires. See how much TIS he's got and that'll tell you.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
You have to acquire your own here. It's a special tag that you have to get separately from your regular hunting license.

Naked Bear fucked around with this message at 23:47 on Dec 19, 2018

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Carteret posted:

Just L O L if you can still be recalled.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
loving lol

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Vahakyla posted:

Aight bois, wish me luck, I did BAR; fought to get cleared, poo poo's all done. I jump tomorrow morning to the dolomites. poo poo is gonna rock.


:doh:

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
hey u debba dogges

https://www.facebook.com/terminallance/videos/2206963042713596/

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
y'all doin some crayola drankin???

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Counterpoint:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r26Gvb8RpkU

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Arugula?

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
If you can "afford" to buy a sword, you can cough up :10bux:.

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Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
He'll be fine (aside from being dumb) and probably won't get kicked out. It'd be a colossally stupid move to start separating people just for refusing the vaccine when recruitment and retention are already difficult enough. I'd expect DoD will do something similar to what civilian agencies are doing (and what VA, at least, already does for influenza): everyone must either get vaccinated or request a medical and/or religious exception. Employees granted exception will have to be masked and get tested, but we're not going to fire them.

e: and in all likelihood he'll still "voluntarily" get vaccinated anyway.

Naked Bear fucked around with this message at 02:15 on Nov 3, 2021

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