mlmp08 posted:

I had a weird run, but saw a series of three chaplain's assistants get the boot, including a court-martial, for being a general failure at life, creeping on women at work nonstop, and banging his child bride in a way that his church was OK with, but the army was not.

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

my battalion chaplain asst was a super hot girl with something like 15 hello kitty tattoos

UP THE BUM NO BABY posted:

You used to be able to just skip through most of the content for SSD 1. I made a bit of money by doing it for people.

spacetoaster posted:

It's going to be nice to go on a family vacation and not have to provide a detailed itenerary and give an interview beforehand (once I get out). Sheesh.

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

so who was found at fault

LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

Nobody likes a bright soldier.
Nobody.

A Bad Poster posted:

I have taken that class. You will not use any of the information from it. It will just cause your leadership to ask you why it isn't working and you won't know because it's almost always a connection issue or something only S6 can fix.

mods change my name posted:

I never even saw m50s except at the school house when they were xm50s. M40 most certainly were not though.

I had to argue with a retarded 1sg that they were lot numbers and he wouldnt believe me even though like 40 of my masks had the SAME number but he thought that was some trick I was trying to pull over on him??

spacetoaster posted:

History lesson. The O-clubs used to have a sign that said "Officer's only and enlisted females".

mods change my name posted:

That seems like a great way to get super cancer

Naked Bear posted:

Holy gently caress

Soulex posted:

You do that by joining the military tbh.

mlmp08 posted:

Actually CGSC has a class that says if you schedule Friday afternoon meetings, you’re a damned idiot.

Soulex posted:

He can accept these nuts.

Steezo posted:

Cut it out of the Sgt Majors chest and weigh it on a scale against a feather Anubis style?

McNally posted:

I always knew it could have been worse.

Metal Geir Skogul posted:

Mustang posted:

The Northeastern part of Yakima training center is fun as hell to VC a stryker through. Tons of trails through rolling hills.

Strykers are actually pretty fun to VC anywhere, except for when it's cold as balls outside and raining or snowing. Or it's really dry and you get plastered with dust.

It can be kind of sketchy at night though when you can't see poo poo.

Aranan posted:

It's still nice being out.

Retardog posted:

The Army just approved the new PT test to start October 2020. I'll believe it when I see the equipment roll in. Also, RIP everyone's backs

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Deadlift between 120 and 420 pounds, depending on the individual soldier. You must do three reps in five minutes.
Two-minute rest.
Standing power throw. You’ll be required to toss a 10-pound medicine ball overhead and backward. You’ll have three minutes to make one practice throw and two for a grade. The longest distance is recorded.
Two-minute rest.
Hand-release push-ups. You lower your chest to the floor and lift your hands off the ground between each rep. You’ll be required to do the most reps in three minutes.
Two-minute rest.
Sprint-drag-carry. In four minutes, you will go 25 meters out and 25 meters back five times. Each iteration will include a different activity: sprint, drag a sled, run a lateral shuffle, carry two 40-pound kettle bells, then sprint again.
Two-minute rest.
Leg tuck. You will be required to hang from a pull-up bar and with your body parallel, then pull knees to your elbows for as many reps as possible in two minutes.
Five-minute rest.
Two-mile run on a track or a paved, level road, with a 20-minute maximum.