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If I was a line haul 88m I would prob prefer a m9 in the cab TBH
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2017 19:53 |
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# ¿ May 2, 2024 03:20 |
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McNally have you called cnn yet
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# ¿ Jan 7, 2017 07:53 |
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Should have packed an extra pair of socks
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# ¿ Jan 21, 2017 13:04 |
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Sir, I need to see your retired ID before you can come in here.
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# ¿ Feb 24, 2017 06:17 |
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In a week I'll have been in country for 4 months. It's been a little over a month since my ex Jody letter'd my rear end and I'm...actually enjoying life? Not being able to call in sick on work ever means that I've gotten bored of saying it's sucks here. Nice watching my bank account get fat as gently caress doing lots of nothin. Gonna keep saving that money, then go back to college when I come home and get paid to get a degree while I chat up girls and get jacked. Took a PT test on 5 hours notice last week and passed with 70s, so I suddenly am going to BLC next month. Hopefully I can pin on 5 before I get back; becoming an NCO in less than 4 years has been a goal of mine. Might as well do well in the Army until my contract runs out, where I either commission and go noble or get the gently caress out because lol doing a second enlisted contract No it's not 3 am on the MSR. No i haven't been on mission for 6 hours already. Why do you ask
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2017 00:14 |
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By the way, watching the entire country's base exchanges have a dip shortage due to a safety recall has been schadenfreude on a level I can only refer to as blissful. Lol army guys hate life when they can't get their chaw
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2017 00:17 |
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BLC courses are different in country anyway. In my case, BLC for the OK natty G had really atrocious availability, and here overseas there is actually much better opportunities to attend. Source: I'm taking my second PT test in 10 days tomorrow for BLC. Last test I had 5 hours notice for.
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2017 08:17 |
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A is for army Army army army army army
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2017 03:56 |
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Give her your waffle top and bottom and tell her they're jammies
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# ¿ Apr 1, 2017 14:23 |
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I'm so glad we took the state's 1088s out here. The TPE 915s are derelict
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# ¿ Apr 4, 2017 10:46 |
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Both are fine. Tucking depends on if you fit your trousers well/what kind of boots you have.
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# ¿ Apr 8, 2017 17:18 |
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Well that was fast. Welcome, Noble.
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2017 09:16 |
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Getting paid to go to the pool owns Why do a real mob when you can go to Kuwait Re: schwarma I haven't tried the stuff at Ali, but the stuff at knb is great
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# ¿ May 7, 2017 10:24 |
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It's me, I'm the one who got the better end of the deal in the army Gonna go home and finish college for free and then get out too, courtesy of the advice in this thread (I might go green to gold, but gently caress reenlisting)
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# ¿ May 7, 2017 12:29 |
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It's 113 F today at BLC Please celebrate every day you are out, my friends
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# ¿ May 30, 2017 13:44 |
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Yes
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# ¿ May 30, 2017 16:07 |
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I'd describe the day as that feeling your face gets when you lean in too close as you open your oven to check on the pizza rolls, except you replace the smell of pizza rolls with sand granules flying into your mouth and nose. It's that unpleasant heat being radiated at your face, except the only way to shut the oven door is to get out
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# ¿ May 30, 2017 16:11 |
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Blc trip report: Kuwait is hot The mwr doesn't have GameCube controllers for smash, and the feeding tent has mediocre hours Night shift begins today
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# ¿ Jun 12, 2017 19:33 |
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Woo STX (I ruined an entire mission by getting misinformation as opfor)
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# ¿ Jun 17, 2017 23:36 |
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It looks better without the training APELs tbh Clear ones with inserts will turn any army man into a human being
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# ¿ Jun 18, 2017 00:35 |
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Not that I wasn't one before :bigtran:
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# ¿ Jun 18, 2017 00:37 |
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Zeris posted:If you loving morons weren't aware, counterjnshrgencies are fought and won on the battlefields of the poiwerpojnt readyiness slides, the immaculate DFAC benchs with not a stray French fry or boot print in sight, immaculately ordered dumb el rAcks on the airfield gym, green beans cash registers awash with funds, a single patriotic salute to a young lieuntant deploying late after completing many important certificates and the eib at home, raise your fingernajl cut to length not exceeding the tip of your finger, in line with the remaining fingers and thumb all of which have no dirt beneath their nails, to the corner hinge of your clear lens eye protection that shall not be kept around the neck when not worn, salute that man and freeze as revelries plays and a afghan rug merchant continues picking his nose across the street as you hear americas toot toot toot over the loudspeaker, he looks at you from a lovely squat, you look back. There is magazine in your rifle, but you need no bhllets. They wouldn't let you have them. Readiness = green. War on.
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# ¿ Jul 20, 2017 16:55 |
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Not what I meant to quote
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# ¿ Jul 20, 2017 16:55 |
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Finally de mobing Killeen is...nice?
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2017 19:45 |
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Honestly arifjan wasn't bad until April when it started getting really loving hot. They have a lot of amenities there and I spent 100% of my off time wearing black socks and UA sliders and never shaving. Mission > day off > mission > day off in perpetuity tho Oh yeah have some custom deployment memes I made about 2 months into country after we still hadn't had a single day where we weren't working 12 hours
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2017 23:25 |
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after I passed out a bunch of these to various folks, mysteriously leadership saw a few and we got a day off E4 mafia 🤔 Clean air, indoor plumbing, and grass is super nice though. Hoping to clear by the end of the week.
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2017 23:27 |
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Hell yeah
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# ¿ Aug 7, 2017 02:16 |
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gently caress Kuwait
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# ¿ Aug 7, 2017 02:16 |
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Power went out at NFH so their response was to bring those sealed lunch squares up from SRP for lunch and dinner. And you had to walk to the chow hall to get them. An MRE would have been preferable, and I seriously mean that. I ordered pizza. DD214 tomorrow with all hope and a bus to the house some point after its curtains for Kevin fucked around with this message at 05:42 on Aug 11, 2017 |
# ¿ Aug 11, 2017 05:36 |
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Got an appointment tomorrow for my Lower back, shoulder, and knees for aches and pains I didn't have this time last year. Hoping for something service connected so I can get on voc rehab because man I do not like having back issues at 23 E: it makes me really happy to see mustang already become jaded and depressed before I'm even home. It's like he's a living apparition of the Terminal Lance comic. Get hosed sir o7 The army sucks its curtains for Kevin fucked around with this message at 05:45 on Aug 11, 2017 |
# ¿ Aug 11, 2017 05:38 |
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I'd believe it. Signed electronically via cac in the commanders office while he's still got a poorly done IV sticking out of him from a bored medic sergeant from ops who has done exactly 0 medic work since premobilization 6 months ago
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# ¿ Aug 22, 2017 10:04 |
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I spent my Sunday on a raft on the Illinois river, wearing a unkempt beard and a fake boat captain's hat, drinking lager and taking turns pushing my friends off the side. gently caress the army (Lifestyle sponsored by deployment funds)
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# ¿ Sep 4, 2017 18:51 |
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i smoke joints rolled off of paper with kaliber posts on it
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# ¿ Sep 5, 2017 04:00 |
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The sun has been up for 10 minutes. The blinking of dishes in the DFAC mixes well with the incomprehensible chatter of troops. Pogs angrily shake their fist, yelling to the sky, complaining about how those damned infantry man just don't appreciate how vital all of their bureaucracy is to the corps of jerks and man. The Airman laughs at the infantryman because for every magazine the infantryman fires another 300,000 USD in McAllister plastic and steel are dropped on that same kilometer into that thin fiberglass sand all of us took home in our lungs as a souvenir. A man who barely has the right to recite in guttural tones the word of devout zealots, centuries old, is rewarded for his faith by losing his son and the camels his family has raised for 3 generations to drifters who lost control of their Toyota Pajero while doing donuts on the same MSR that US solders slowly trundled down to Baghdad on to paint a mural in blood and sinew, consumed by revenge and the lust for death. A man lazily observes a carcass consumed by the pond less than 10 meters from his canvas home. A porta shitter is defiled with the humble likeness of winged, dancing mad cocks, a devout shrine to the milf godfigure, a nurturing and fertile diety adored. An officer is promoted for something his staff sergeant accomplished and celebrates with alcohol and his favorite supply specialist under his desk that afternoon. The Marine contemplates the meaning of life while he conducts morning pt. A foolish child, tricked by the devil himself, Sergeant First Class Jones, is given 6+2 years of assurance that he is 'definitely' going Airborne Ranger. Somewhere, a Sergeant and his driver are lazily eyeballing a HET cab, blackened by the soot of the exhaust that came unbolted, pondering just how much of the windshield wiper fluid box was inhaled by the operators as it melted halfway through the mission. We break bread over the cold rivets of our nukes, cursing the swamp of incompetence we were swallowed by and live, live as men can when given the chance, lives unfettered by the meaningless concerns of others. We grow old, weary of even nostalgia. There is pride, but it is a bitter pride and a callow life with all our brothers present would have sufficed. A Command Sergeant Major naps bloated on the savanna, digesting his meal. An overlooked tire from a trailer bounces free from its earthly ties and rolls unbound, a third world tumbleweed that crests a dune and coasts serenely into a nearby wire fence. A random truck already sagging with rice bags sags further still as it drives off with its new prize within minutes. A convoy spends 10 hours looking for it anyway before combat lossing it. The Brigade Commander causes an entire complex to lose access to the net after he plugs in his iPhone to his personal SIPR netbook. A warped, broken man dies on the steps of the institution created for his health and welfare. Pumpkin spice coffees are advertised in the local Green Bean for military spouses. Soon, it will be winter and, with it, the promise of death, a year closer. Hail Satan, long may he reign over this gay earth Siri, suck my dick from the back you gently caress man
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# ¿ Sep 26, 2017 00:53 |
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You don't want to know how much WP I saw moved in the last year
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# ¿ Sep 26, 2017 00:55 |
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What's the lowest value chargeable item you'd make your joe fish out
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# ¿ Sep 29, 2017 21:09 |
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Oh good, your next set of SSDs should be in your ATRRS now, sir. The next bracket involves senior leadership sexually harassing women and racially profiling people. Also, we're sending you for a rotation again
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# ¿ Oct 4, 2017 03:11 |
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I'm real glad ACUs are on the way out. Ugly, man
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# ¿ Oct 10, 2017 01:22 |
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The taste of koolaid is sweet, the child remarks as his father hands him deadly poison.
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# ¿ Oct 10, 2017 14:00 |
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# ¿ May 2, 2024 03:20 |
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My first YR is tomorrow...
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# ¿ Oct 14, 2017 19:21 |