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Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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Vahakyla posted:

I and the other airborne holdovers were dropped off at the 217th Transport, which is a reserve unit, and are doing cool poo poo with bunch of the Active Reservist NCOs and their LT. It's just 8 dudes and dudettes, and no privates outside a drill weekend, so they wanted some from 232nd Med Batt trainees. It's like a different world.

It's loving hilarious, they are all in their civvies, barbecuing food for us, while we cut lawn and trim weeds. Legitimately not minding being treated like a human and drinking monsters in the sun.

The Reserve seems loving awesome.

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Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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All those shirts look gay as gently caress, also my monitor is turned on

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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S P U R R I D E

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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Icon Of Sin posted:

Check the USArmyWTF page, looks like someone smeared poo poo all over a barracks at Fort Campbell.

https://tinyurl.com/ll92vml

lol those are the old 4BCT barracks

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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TBeats posted:

I hope it was a dude who just got out

He squeezed out, of the army that is.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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Please rename to armyman69

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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Kaliber posted:

Look at what I found passed out in the barracks after PT.


lol

Somebody fucked around with this message at 04:26 on Apr 26, 2017

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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Stop snitchin

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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What a bunch of losers, very sad!

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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I hung out with lowtax (<--- subtle humblebrag)

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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Jealous? Bitch?

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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Rare photo of the 40+ year old specialist in the wild.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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Sgt. Chowdown defected to ISIS, his name is Muhhamed Kosha Ahmad al-Akbari now. Hotdogs are haram (forbidden).

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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Next week I'm going to write 1-3 parking tickets for the GSA vans the recruiters drive and keep parking in a no parking zone. It's the same MEPS I swore in at. Small victories...

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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TBeats posted:

I will donate $10 to any charity if you do this.

E: pics required

Ok see you next week :cheers:

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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Our class leader is a retired sfc. I'll let you draw your own conclusions

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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lol

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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TBeats posted:

I will donate $10 to any charity if you do this.

E: pics required


A Bad Poster posted:

Be sure to put "Thank you for your service" at the end of each.



Pay up suckers




Soulex posted:

I'll personally submit it to whatever social media sites I can think of with a link to the charity too.

Please do not post this elsewhere!

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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TBeats posted:

hahahaha awesome.

what charity do you want me to donate to?

:staredog: ASPCA :staredog:

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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Mr. Nice! posted:

I'm gonna guess he deleted it, but he did write the ticket and post it. It was glorious.

Yeah sorry but I didn't want to leave it up

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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Triggered

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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TBeats posted:

a man of my word:



Good poo poo

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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Retardog posted:

Just a random Army lol I remembered: the time our supply sergeant, who was Asian, wore a "Stereotypes save time" t-shirt to our EO class and got yelled at by the BDE CDR

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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Aranan posted:

Officially no longer in the active duty (4 more years for IRR) army. Hooray.

*recall papers appear out of nowhere*

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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lol

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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:3:

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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I moved this thread to D&D and it got moved back. Epic fail

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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We are going to run to and from the locker room for pt, this will apparently show the instructors how motivated we are guys!!! Also 15 minute formation where cadets bitch and whine about stupid crap because that's important!! We need to be a team!!

poo poo I'm posting in the army thread

I feel like I'm in basic again :emo:

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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Air asaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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its curtains for Kevin posted:




Woo STX


(I ruined an entire mission by getting misinformation as opfor)

Yikes

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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http://www.military.com/daily-news/2017/07/14/army-mulls-creating-new-pay-grades-for-senior-ncos.html

gently caress you if you're still in

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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I get so happy every morning when I watch the little shits go through security into meps.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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Could just like not discriminate whoa #mindblown

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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TBeats posted:

A guy shaved another guy's rear end in a top hat when I was in basic training.

Not rear end cheeks. The hole.

You talk in third person, very odd.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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Just a reminder you can ETS and go to a trade school and get the OJT (on the job training) stipend like ya boy here if you chose to enlist

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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It's simulated grunt poo poo!

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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NUKES CURE NORKS posted:

Heyyy we know you don't want this job and that'll probably affect your performance and you might even suck at it because you flat out don't want to do it but you better do it anyway!!

army.txt

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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rifles posted:

At my last AT I joked to our PSG that the new guy to our unit (been there for a month) deserves a medal for unclogging a shitter in our designated separate-building bathroom. Someone dropped a huge gross half-diarrhea MRE deuce and clogged this toilet and it sat for a week and a half until we were clearing and he plunged that thing with a plunger that was missing half the handle, and he had no protective gear.

PSG put him in and he got an AAM and a coin from the BC lol

Thought I was on duffleblog for a sec

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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He never existed, it was all in your head

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Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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God yes they can't get me without a waiver

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