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LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013
Well goddamn TRICare bravo.

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LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013
Why didn't you just talk about My Little Pony?

Way less dicey.

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013
Wasabi- You dealing with just major depressive order or is there a PTSD element to your problems? If so don't let that get buried because treating just MDD isn't necessarily good for MDD+PTSD. Different drugs and counseling methods all together.

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013
Nah, 6 fits the crime. He'll have paid his dues in 6 hours.

Didn't know this but even mods have to wait for anything more than 6 hours as well. So the difference between IK and Mod is access to the mod forums, since I can see the ban queue.

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013
Army Thread: I hurt myself today, to see if I could feel.

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

Soulex posted:

Yeah. You don't know jaded until you gladly accept surgery so that you'll get some time off and pain meds to zonk out on.

Why_Shim_took_knee_surgery.txt

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013
We had a weird period of time where BDU's, ABU's, and these goofy blue ABU's were all authorized so formation photos looked like a steamy hot poo poo. Because in addition to all of us proles in BDU's and ABU's were still being led by flight suited pilots. 4 different uniforms in one formation, it looked loving retarded. But those days are long past.

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

bulletsponge13 posted:

Not sure the best place to ask this, so I will ask here. I am a retiree who just got married a few weeks ago. I am signing up my wife and step kids for Tricare, and I have a choice between regular Tricare and Prime. Which is better for a family? Years ago, regular Tricare was better because it required no referrals for specialists. Can someone give me a Big Purple Dinosaur rundown of the two?

TRIcare Prime is best if your on a fixed income, and it's a great health insurance policy- Just make sure you live nowhere near an MTF.

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

so close to reporting soulex

He's been dealt with.

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

Zeris posted:

I meant why the probation

"B*ttle B*ddy"

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

Wasabi the J posted:

I have a problem where I associate people with their avatars so much that it kinda fucks me up when they don't look like them.

For instance, Deathy always looks like SGT Chowdown in my minds eye, and HCT looks like Freddy Mercury.

I bet my representation in your minds eye is flattering. ;-*

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013
The best loving commo guys in the military are all in a little known joint airborne unit.

The JCU. Where the militaries commo nerds found their balls. And goddamn are they good at what they do, which is all things communications.

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013
No seriously though those guys own. It's next to impossible to retain the guys with all the certs and training they get. I don't know any dude from the JCU that didn't hit civilian life running, on easy street.

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

Diarrhea Elemental posted:

So is Vahakyla the new bluesquares?

He's not nearly that kind of pretentious.

He's a turbo tard for sure, but he's ours.

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

CHICKEN SHOES posted:

even at my lowest of low in the hell of severe alcoholism did I ever drink Mil Special :barf:

A Bad Poster posted:

$13 a handle and you couldn't pay me to drink it.

When I was peak drunk Shim I'd buy a 1.75L bottle of Military Special Gin, a few bottles of diet tonic water and a pack of Marlboros.

Every day.

For over a year.

I'm still recovering.

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

not caring here posted:

God drat. Didn't the checkout people at the PX ever say anything to you?

"Morning, Shim!" If it was a weekend and "Good Afternoon, Shim!" On the work days.

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013
I was gonna be a social worker until I discovered it would be a vow of poverty.

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

psydude posted:

Sounds like he should have a sweet 100% disability check arriving in the mail from the VA soon.

Bwahaha. 30% max for the back.

It's difficult to get to 100%. Unless IU.

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

Mr. Nice! posted:

Pennsylvania gave us the bloodhound gang, Bam Margera, Ryan Dunn, Joe Paterno, and Jerry Sandusky.

Counterpoint: It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia.

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

mlmp08 posted:

I ran into a slick-sleeved LTC a couple years ago, and he wasn't a direct-commission doctor or anything. Unless you have a permanent non-deployable issue like HIV or something, I don't even know how that could happen.

My branch director at USTRANSCOM was a slick sleeve army intel O-5. There was a policy of not deploying people from TRANSCOM to OIF or OEF, but he got a special deployment to the embassy at Kabul so he could make O-6.

He was a legitimately great officer and a drat fine person so I was happy to see the good old boys club work out well for him.

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013
I have no problem believing every single detail of that story. It's very Army avant-garde.

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

not caring here posted:

Driving tanks and having to have your gas gear on was great. Oh yeah, let me put my gear on, hahahaha whatever I ain't getting that poo poo out of the bustle rack. Then you muffle your mic with your hand when you talk.

Suck it crunchies, I'm turning the air con on, I almost broke a sweat.

This is beautiful in a very unique way.

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013
You motherfuckers knock this sir poo poo off or I'm gonna go ham on the probate button.

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013
Working for AFN seems super loving chill job wise. Soulex experiences not withstanding.

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

Soulex posted:

I'm just gonna keep smoking pot. They'll learn

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

Vasudus posted:

it goes away

but it takes a long time

and the longer you're in, the longer it takes

probably a good rule is twice as long as you've been in

sorry careerists that's what you get

Weed makes it go away way faster. I was a career guy, and retired medically.

:420: seriously helps.

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

Goddamn it.

Reports are the loving worst and I don’t like having to respond to them in the mod forum.

Just know I hate the reporter way more than the reportee 99.9% of the time.

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

SHIM GET IN HERE

This is goddamn beautiful I’m only caught up to this post, I’m waiting for more. I just know it’s gonna get worse before it gets really bad.

loving lol.

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

Aranan posted:

My unit at Drum was supposedly transitioning over to making the 35Ts be the Trojan operators. I don't know how that wound up shaking out, but ugh... it was always nice to set it up and then ignore that thing.


I told a friend of mine that I was going to sign out at midnight for leave once, and he asked me why I didn't just do it online. He's Air Force, and apparently they had a system set up so anyone, regardless of rank, would just sign out online.


Yeah it’s called leaveweb and it’s existed since late 2002. You could still do paper leave forms until like 2008 or something.

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013
loving lol.

Herpes and HPV are forever.

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

mods change my name posted:

Yet still not as shameful as being a moderator on forums.somethingawful.com

Truly the most shameful path.

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013
Get that poo poo documented in triplet. That’s something your gonna want covered as service connected.

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

Mustang posted:

Man, the Army is loving lame as hell

This cannot possibly be a surprise to you.

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

Nostalgia4Murder posted:

Could you claim that they breached your contract and not show up?

Nope.

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

Kaliber posted:

This couldn’t have happened at a worst time. We just blew our saving getting our second car and dogs here. And I’m still waiting on back bah, cola, dla, tla, and travel pay to kick in.

USAA will be offering interest free loans to AD members who don’t get paid.

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013
CBD doesn’t pop on the DoD’s drug panels. I vape a CBD from the headshop before I go on car rides as a passenger because I’m loco as a passenger with the anxiety.

You can legally buy the stuff in headshots. Doesn’t really get you high but it does.. something that really helps with pain and anxiety. But it doesn’t get you high.

The times I’ve gotten CBD+THC in edibles was extremely pleasant.

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

bulletsponge13 posted:

I've been out for awhile.
The other day in class the teacher asked a question of the class, and I accidentally dropped the H Bomb. Just tired, and brain farted. Another GiPer sits in front of me, and I'll never live it down.

:ughh:

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

FIDEL CASHFLOW posted:

after a 2 year break in service

loving lmao

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013
Admit it: You just want Trumps signature on your medical retirement certificate.

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LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013
Surely you reenlisted to get a cyber warfare or something else that is highly in demand and pays well.

If you reupped for anything less you are the dumbest motherfucker. At least let the grind stone get you enough for a VA claim, that’s tax free!

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