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Soulex posted:Mods change my name to "Mike-O's Battle Buddy". TIA lol what why
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Mike-o posted:I'm sorry I'll tone down my bro love for HCT. I meant why the probation
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Apr 15, 2017 06:54
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What a time-saver!
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Apr 17, 2017 02:13
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Mike-o are you upset at secretly liking Art15 stuff, at presupposing that your friends don't like Art15 stuff, or just having a sadbrains day? That's not a trick question, and there's no right answer. It seems like there's a lot going on. People who have the time and energy to waste on hating something that isn't really hurting anyone, well, those people are retarded. Anyway, feel better man. Sadbrains is okay, because without sadbrains, goodbrains couldn't really exist. Your friends who like Art 15 poo poo are still good dudes you know. One of my best buds still wears his old LPCs, keeps a CIB on his camo ballcap and carries a green notebook. He lugs furniture around a warehouse for a living and is leaving GI bill time on the table when he could be making way more as a cop or something else. But, he doesn't give a gently caress, and he's happy. I can think of a million people who would take one look at him and find many things wrong with what he wears, what he identifies with, the hosed up porn he watches, the lovely quantity of hours he spends playing video games and watching loving anime, but who gives a gently caress, the only way to lose at life is to forfeit a chance for happiness when it's offered.
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Apr 17, 2017 04:37
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spacetoaster posted:You had me. Then you lost me. there's no such thing as a true war story
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Apr 17, 2017 05:02
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Welcome home, brother.
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Apr 19, 2017 19:19
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maffew buildings posted:Good tip I got from an old hand in Mexico for that hat is to go AWOL
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Apr 21, 2017 07:31
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Mustang posted:The only reason I like wearing a stetson is because it gets me out of wearing a beret, the worst hat ever invented. Nobody has any business wearing a beret unless it's green. I drank all of the punch out of mine and ate the fruit chunks and it was fun
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Apr 21, 2017 18:22
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I got so nauseous from holding in Monster-induced diarrhea on a convoy from Casey to Yongsan that I vomited out the TC window of my humvee. I was the convoy commander 
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Apr 22, 2017 17:33
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Naked Bear posted:A bottle of *braaaap* which represents the *tthhhbbbbbppttt*.
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Apr 22, 2017 22:28
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Mike-o posted:That is the stupidest army bullshit I've ever heard. Vlad, do you hear the disproportionate quantity of American M249s shooting at us? It means they are the rapist type of soldier known for stealing the money of their conscripts and spending it on hats! Also, it means there are actually very few of them behind the M249s, so fix your bayonet comrade!
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Apr 23, 2017 17:56
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Icon Of Sin posted:Check the USArmyWTF page, looks like someone smeared poo poo all over a barracks at Fort Campbell. lol from that post's comment thread: 
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Apr 23, 2017 21:14
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Stanley Goodspeed posted:i was actually at wanat Like, during the thing?
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Apr 23, 2017 21:20
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Vahakyla posted:Also I've been a holdover here for more than three weeks. First formation every loving day at 0430, and we get released at 1815 or so, to a 2000 bedcheck. I have to choose between dinner or gym during that small amount of free time, yet I can't go to the gym on duty time. Well what do I do? Nothing. I sit in the MPR that whole loving time. push
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Apr 25, 2017 02:30
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mlmp08 and Kaliber can come to the front of the class and read aloud the notes they were sharing, or eat a hefty probie.
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Apr 26, 2017 02:18
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Hold on, FBI's calling me
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Apr 26, 2017 03:25
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Yeah just kidding good call taking that down. Go ahead and sketch it out on paper and upload it for us so we have something to fulfill us, please.
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Apr 26, 2017 03:37
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:i mean it's still there being quoted The imgur upload is deleted, or are you talking about something else? Anyway, moral of the story for everyone: don't post naked troops regardless of anonymity or humor value
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Apr 26, 2017 03:55
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Wow that guy stayed in the apartment. It sounds more like a barracks story.
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Apr 27, 2017 04:01
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McNally posted:In early 2010 I got a message from The Rat saying he saw a dude wearing a McNally name tag and wearing a shoulder holster at the PX at VBC earlier that day. Did you just dox yourself
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Apr 27, 2017 23:11
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if your a goon just lol
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Apr 28, 2017 01:46
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Wasabi the J posted:I have a problem where I associate people with their avatars so much that it kinda fucks me up when they don't look like them. Sup
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Apr 28, 2017 03:36
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I too was surprised when it was suggested, after joining the military, that I should become physically fit
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May 1, 2017 03:39
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CW-2 - CW-5
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May 2, 2017 15:01
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Like any of you are less goony
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May 4, 2017 06:22
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Yeah it feels like validation after watching many seasons of a show that could only end one way
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May 6, 2017 09:02
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"learn how to stop" is pretty loving good advice for anyone on planet earth drawing a paycheck from uncle sam tbh
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May 6, 2017 17:36
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I deliberately excluded astronauts from that assertion fyi
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May 6, 2017 17:36
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May 6, 2017 20:52
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Thank you
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May 7, 2017 05:47
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Mod challenge: give him your SA account and dictate drafts for him to post. Make him do an AMA.
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May 9, 2017 05:20
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I know a lot of west pointers are idiot jackass entitled babies, but also a lot of west pointers are poor kids doing it for the free college and guaranteed job afterwards so idk
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May 9, 2017 05:57
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That doesn't mean they don't deserve to be hazed Just like, I don't know, wait til they gently caress up on active duty before earmarking them for the zyklon shower
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May 9, 2017 06:15
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Grad school is also a good way to transition from army to civilian mindset.
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May 11, 2017 04:55
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For most degrees it won't matter. veteran card trumps most anything and also explains the change from whatever your last degree was in
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May 11, 2017 05:51
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Wow
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May 13, 2017 04:59
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TBeats posted:She was a reclass. That's all I know. heh
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May 15, 2017 16:59
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DoktorLoken posted:gently caress, I just found out that my 1SG while I was mobilized in 2014-2015 died. He was legit an awesome dude. Sorry dude. What happened?
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May 19, 2017 01:48
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Rotating to Korea sounds so hosed up. I was there from Dec 06-07 and nobody was rotating in then. It was just PCS to 2ID to waste a year of your Army career being useless while everything resource-wise went to Iraq, which was in full swing then. We knew we were a speedbump and that when we could barely get 3/4 of our battery mechanically capable (i.e. not broken) of deploying to the field that we had little to offer in a real fight. And AIP was going strong then, the Avoid Iraq Program to extend your PCS to 2 or 3 years for extra monthly pay and a greatly reduced chance of getting blown up in Ramadi. Anyway, Korea was the most catch-22 of my 6 years of Army times.
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At that level of pedantism there would also need to be a V/R somewhere on the placard.
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