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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Psydude gay Ice Cream Barbara posted:gently caress you if you're still in FAT BATMAN posted:Thanks army thread. Tharmy.
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Naked Bear posted:A lot of uniform and equipment-related policies are stupid, made-up garrison bullshit, but some also exist for a reason. You know how in safety briefs you hear retarded poo poo like, "don't drink and jet ski with the post commander's daughter," and it's because some dumb motherfucker figured that out the hard way? Well, same deal here. Put your IFAK on your left; dummy-cord your nods; have at least 3L of water, seven mags, two Twinkies, etc. But I digress. gently caress you if you're still in.
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Jan 2, 2017 06:18
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have fun freezing your balls off in yakima in the middle of nowhere
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Jan 2, 2017 22:16
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WHY IS THE SKY BLUE BECAUSE
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Jan 6, 2017 21:28
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new idea for avatar, feels good meme guy in class A's with a blue cord and cum all over his face with a dick slightly off-picture
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Jan 6, 2017 21:29
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Pesticide20 posted:Requesting this as an av please if i could draw on the computer machine i'd make it for myself but oh well 
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Jan 6, 2017 21:31
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The Rat posted:Only way I'd go back in the army would be if I could get power armor or mech pilot in my contact.
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Jan 13, 2017 22:16
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it's gonna be weird getting porn malware on your augmented reality oakleys while you're in a firefight
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Jan 19, 2017 20:22
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should have been a Glock 19 so more idiots would accidentally off themselves because they don't understand trigger discipline
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Jan 20, 2017 00:16
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There's some good YouTube gun channels like hickock45, he's an awesome grandpa that just likes to shoot guns in his backyard range and does unbiased reviews.
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Jan 21, 2017 01:36
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Also I partially retract my previous statement about the g19 because I'm kind of rusty in my gun knowledge and apparently the P320 doesn't have a safety. But I only partially retract that statement because I'm sure the army will require the model they get have an integral safety. People will still manage to ND though. Especially fobbit officers.
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Jan 21, 2017 01:38
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im just all out of " and gently caress you if you're still in"like ugh whatever, keep joining the army, idiots
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Jan 21, 2017 05:10
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Aranan posted:Wish me luck, I'm about to have an army surgeon give me a new face. I'm sure nothing will go wrong, right? 
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Jan 23, 2017 01:02
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the army experience is truly universal
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Jan 24, 2017 17:16
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missed you bud 
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Jan 25, 2017 05:28
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Ban this sick filth.
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Jan 26, 2017 03:32
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HCT seriously missed you bud. We need to hang out, like I just need to drive my happy rear end over to Idaho and chill with you.
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Jan 29, 2017 19:58
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Pesticide20 posted:gently caress that, I say PNW gippers should meet somewhere central and hang out. Beers in Leavenworth! You had me at beers in Leavenworth.
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Jan 29, 2017 20:32
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I loving loved it because it's the next best thing to being back in southern Germany. It brought back a lot of memories bad and good, especially of buddies I lost, but being able to remember the happy times we had.
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FIDEL CASHFLOW posted:Then this THAT'S NOT FUNNY I'M BIG BONED AND MY HUBBY IS OVERSEAS DEFENDINR ARE FREEDUM TAKE THIS DOWN FACEBOOOK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Feb 7, 2017 18:48
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WHY DO YOU HATE ARE TROOPS, THE ONES WHO KNOW TRUE SACRIFICE
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Feb 10, 2017 19:40
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Water wet, sky blue, nobles must hang.
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Feb 20, 2017 04:55
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I got a tiny taste of the pre-cellphone era. More like right before smart phones came out and not really many people (read: joe fresh out of basic) had cellphones anyway. Then again it was when I was in Germany. You were either in your barracks, or out getting shitfaced somewhere. But yeah not getting constantly loving harassed on my phone by retards above me was pretty nice while it lasted. Come to think of it the little nokia brick phone I first had I never actually used except to call home or buddies when we were out drinking, I never used it for work somehow.
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Feb 20, 2017 22:45
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gently caress I don't want to think about it but I specifically remember being on the way to freedom doing outprocessing, decided to take a day off because gently caress the army. Driving with my girlfriend on a 2 hour drive to see a friend of hers and this stupid loving dipshit was trying to call me and bitch me about something loving stupid like SGT MIKE-O GET TO THE COMPANY AREA ASAP and I just let it go to voicemail because gently caress that dude. It was not important in the slightest. Like one of my little boxes in an excel spreadsheet was red or some poo poo. Oh my god I'm so glad I'm out.
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Feb 20, 2017 22:49
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spacetoaster posted:When we all started getting those first cell phones nobody had really changed over to asking for people's home AND cell phone. There was always just one place for a number and everyone just put in their home number. Yeah I remember that, even though the joes with cellphones only would put their numbers in the rosters, no one ever loving called. Literally it would be 1SG calls the Platoon Sergeants on their home phones, and down onto Squad and Team Leaders. Our team leaders lived on the 4th floor of our barracks unless they were married so they'd just come down to our area and say hey dude here's what's up for tomorrow. Never once got some dumb bullshit on the phone. Unlike my other story.
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Feb 20, 2017 22:51
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My eyes just glazed over when you said lean six sigma.
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Feb 21, 2017 04:31
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Also you gotta sing the company jingle.
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Feb 22, 2017 00:58
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They'll probably go easy on you since you're a furrrnerrrrrrrr. Not that boards are hard for anyone except for double digit IQ turds from the crumbling rural towns of america.
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Feb 22, 2017 01:35
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If one or two of them aren't dumb rednecks who know a little bit of world military history, tell them your spirit animal is Simo Häyhä and you just wanna bring some of that Finnish sisu into the 'murican army because god knows we need some with all these namby pamby SAFE SPACE LIBUHRULS.
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Feb 22, 2017 03:13
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gently caress the troops.
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Feb 28, 2017 05:04
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5 years and change. gently caress you army.
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Feb 28, 2017 11:13
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Hang all nobles and loving sncos Jesus loving Christ, gently caress the army forever and ever. I'm especially bitter about not being able to go on emergency leave from Afghanistan because my grandma was dying. I was told "it's not important because she's not immediate family". I hope my entire chain of command loving dies.
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Mar 1, 2017 03:00
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In my case should I have been allowed emergency leave for my grandma? Or do they only really count parents and siblings?
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Mar 1, 2017 05:37
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Justin Tyme posted:If it's really such a huge deal that a guy can't get three days off (which probably overlap with a weekend anyway) something in that unit is wrong. What a loving absurd situation, even if it was a childhood best friend dying you should be able to go to them if the family deemed it important enough to send a red cross message. You mentioning friends dying made me remember that same chain of command wouldn't let me have the day off to go to the funeral of a mentor of mine when I was in sea scouts as a kid. Dude was a ww2 navy vet who saw Guadalcanal, the Leyte Gulf, and all sorts of poo poo. CO wouldn't let me have one loving day off of work to go to his funeral a half hour drive away. I loving sat around in our training bay doing nothing that whole day. Gooddddddd I loving hate the army. gently caress everyone in it. Get hosed, CPT shithead.
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Justin Tyme posted:it might be for the best for us all to just leave this forum and never come back Honestly I've just been trying to read less of the forums and this thread lately......but it's like I'm an alcoholic but replace alcohol with memories of the army. I miss my buddies, I miss being loving awesome at my job, even when that meant my job was to kill people. Firefights were an addictive adrenaline rush, and knowing that all the guys I fought with I'll never have someone closer in my life. But everything else I hosed hated. And I can't not keep those experiences out of my life as part of what defines me as a person. I've tried to curb even talking about my army days in my life but I can't completely stop it. The army loving ruined me in a way that I'll never be whole again. Edit: I wouldn't want to leave here because I like talking with you dudes being that you're some of the only people around that even understand what it feels like.
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Pesticide20 posted:Mike-o, my brother got emergency leave from Iraq in late 2008 after my grandfather died. He didn't make it home in time for the funeral, though. Would have been nice even being able to go home for her funeral, she died like a day after my mom called me to let me know. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Pesticide20 posted:Goddamn can't even spell "went" right. I want to call bullshit but at the same time I feel like it's real. No poo poo, a an old fat as gently caress SSG who came back in after having been out for like 7 years was my platoon sergeant when I got to Ft Lewis. He was from South Carolina, and ho-leeeee-gently caress this guy was a mouth breathing moron. He used to write my squad leader's NCOERs like that. Jesus loving Christ that guy was an idiot.
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