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I did 5 in 3 but then again mongo grunt dumb dumb infantry. Then I got out. At least I wasn't the dumbest infantryman.
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Pesticide20 posted:I would've but I got injured and clearly an injured soldier lacks the heart required to be promoted. I was actually told that by one of my NCOs. gently caress that dude
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Mar 6, 2017 02:42
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Lol gently caress going the Portland route to Yakima. Never had to do it except when I was already out and drinking beers in Leavenworth when the pass got closed and I had to be home the next day. gently caress you if you're still in.
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Mustang posted:The old ones I'm pretty sure were from the Army's initial stryker fielding and had sat in the motorpool doing nothing through multiple deployments. I know my unit's strykers had a lot of water damage when they got back late 2013/early 2014 from Afghanistan. Yeah, 2008-2011 timeframe that I was at Lewis running strikers, basically anything barely into the level 2 maintenance zone was handed off to GD.
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Mar 7, 2017 05:36
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Holy poo poo far too many fucks being given in the last page. gently caress you I'm out. SMDFTB.
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There's pros and cons of being light vs mech but man I loved being mech except when we had to do maintenance. But really it wasn't that bad. Being warm in Graf and Hohenfels was the best.
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Naked Bear posted:He does realize that his brigade is the war crime brigade, right? I mean, mine had SSG what's his face, but there were a whole bunch more in 2 SBCT. Bailes? Is 2 SBCT what used to be 5 SBCT? Because that's what I was in and yeah lol war crimes brigade.
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Yeah about that....I knew SSG Gibbs personally  I've probably posted about it here before. He got kicked out of our PSD for COL Tunnell for stealing a gator from the Canadians on KAF and then got sent out to battalion where he did all that poo poo. He's still in Leavenworth and I don't know how long but it's going to be a long time.
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Mustang posted:God drat Yakima Training Center 
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Whipped Buttcheeks posted:Says the dude who drives around in a giant metal box all day fighting off imaginary aliens in the Washington highlands. There's an underground base run by the government and the greys beneath YTC didn't you know? And the NSA Five Eyes facility on base is their op center. Also please don't tell me loving opsec because the drat thing can be seen from the highway and it's on Wikipedia for fucks sake.
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I saw a food truck once. In NTC. Then they banned the food trucks from driving out to where we had our tents set up because "they could be potential terrorist infiltrators" in the stupid dumb dumb army game to "prepare" us for deploying.
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Naked Bear posted:The only time I saw a gut truck on Lewis was outside the GDLS shop. Now that you mention it lol yeah probably. It's GDLS.
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It's not hosed up if it's true.
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Mar 24, 2017 01:16
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Hat Simulator 2017 - US Army Edition
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Mar 25, 2017 04:12
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GIMME SUMMA DAT GRUNT poo poo gently caress YEAH *chugs a fifth of jack*
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It's me. I'm the dumbass grunt.
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It begiiiiinnnssssssss 
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I've still got my PC and uniform that have my bloodstains on it from my last interaction in the army, telling a SSG with the same TIS as me that retard pieces of poo poo like him were the reason I was getting out of the army. Still feels good. SMDFTB you gently caress, I hope you loving died on your next deployment you worthless bitch.
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Smoking jacket and woobie best TA-50.
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Apr 1, 2017 01:40
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Our gas and electric bill was almost $500 this month because my girlfriend always wants to crank up the heat 
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It's an old rear end house, the owner has barely taken care of it, and the heat is a gas furnace. poo poo is still ridiculous though.
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Oh poo poo, you dudes remember armyman25 and his fuckin cape? fuckin lmbo
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The Rat posted:You'd think again if you saw some of the IED hits Strykers took in my old unit. No way I'd have wanted to be in a humvee for those. Don't worry, we're all old now dude. Except mustang. EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Riding in the back of a Bradley is a miserable experience. Felt like my teeth were getting rattled out of my jaw. I got to experience that for 3 years. They rattled hard under like 25km/h and and kind of smoothed out at 30 but it still sucked.
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If you aren't a retard bitch the RWS is pretty drat good. Pray you have a VC/Gunner or however you assign it (I was the VC of my Stryker, and gunner) that is competent with the M2 or Mk19 along with the RWS. It's not that hard but then again it's the army and loving lol. Stay popped out of the hatch for close to medium range scanning, jump down and get on the RWS for long range scanning. Also yeah do the Rambo thing because who doesn't wanna be Rambo with a fiddy? Pussies, that's who 
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Man I miss shooting heavy weapons  But not enough to want to be in the Army anymore so fuuuuuuuuck that, I'll just get a plane ticket to Knob Creek Kentucky and go to the machinegun shoot.
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:maybe in the peoples revolution/post apocalyptic wasteland you'll find one to play with! i can only hope how you been dude? haven't seen you postin for a bit.
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Whenever I get nostalgic for the army I just remind myself about that dumb thought when I drive by Ft Lewis and then I just laugh and then sort of feel bad because Mustang is there and lol.
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About the only time I felt it was genuine, "support are troops" was when I was flying back from leave to get back to Iraq. Some big storms or some poo poo cancelled a bunch of flights so I got stuck in Dallas for the weekend. These three old ladies were with a big group of people welcoming troops and all that poo poo. They took me and some other guys out to dinner so we weren't stuck in the hotel and bought us food and booze. Then they brought us to one of their houses and hung out with their family. They were really nice and genuinely gave a poo poo, not just empty platitudes. I kept in touch with them for a while on Facebook for years too. gently caress, even with my stupid family it's just empty platitudes, like I'm kind of cutting off contact with my family right now because of I'm just loving tired of their poo poo, I laid it all out to my aunt about all the poo poo, especially how my family didn't even bother to mail me letters or try to call me while I was deployed to see how I was doing, or bother being there for me once I got out and was dealing with all the crazy poo poo in my head. She just straight up went into this bullshit making it about her and how she was ashamed she wasn't there for me and she supports the troops and bla bla bla. gently caress, the only people that have been there for me are my girlfriend, my war buddies, you guys, and some little old ladies from Dallas.
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:anyhow mike-o man please feel free to talk with me anytime, you can pm me or we could hangouts or something IDC, I like you and the poo poo you say so I promise I don't mean this in some feel good way dude like whatever man. i know you saw more poo poo than me but whatever man you're my homie Dude I'm just an idiot who joined the infantry and hosed my brain. If we ever all get together in Leavenworth or I just swing by man I'd love to have a beer with ya and listen to some old records. Serious. Professing my bro love for HCT, idgaf.
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Don't worry man I'll bring ya some if we ever hang out.
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SOAR dudes getting prepped to go drop off some guys to deep dick some dudes in Syria. Or get deep dicked. Probably both. Seriously though I was wondering why I was hearing so many blackhawks flying around tonight. I hear one right now in fact.
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gently caress me now it's stuck in my head. gently caress. Hey mustang I'll go get drunk with you before you get deployed. Seriously if poo poo kicks off, don't go off dying dude. You either Vahakyla.
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Vahakyla posted:I'm genuinely surprised how little confidence they have in their President. When even the enlisted know the president is a moron.
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Zeris posted:Well the enlisted always "know" the president is a moron, but they're right this time at least Even better than I could have said it 
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If this is Cold War 2.0 and Putin and Trump are gonna shake hands in the end then can we get some rad 80's synthpop and hair metal please? I'm old and I hate new things/music.
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Sweet now I got some good ideas for music today.
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