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# ¿ Dec 31, 2016 20:30 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 03:51 |
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One more thing I don't miss about the Army: buying my own poo poo to replace the poo poo you get issued.
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2017 05:11 |
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The Rat posted:Nods chaaaaaat
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# ¿ Jan 3, 2017 04:59 |
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I can't remember the last time I ran a mile. What I'm getting at is running blows.
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# ¿ Jan 3, 2017 21:20 |
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Pesticide20 posted:The only one I've got in my ASUs is your mom going down on me though? my son
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2017 23:44 |
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Mr. Nice! posted:That O5 pissed someone right the gently caress off. Was base locked down and he was still out in town instead of on base with his troops? I'm betting specialist instead of corporal. The point of the demotion would be to make him not be an NCO anymore.
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# ¿ Jan 13, 2017 18:01 |
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Take a massive paycut to go back to doing something I hate? Sign me up!
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# ¿ Jan 13, 2017 21:35 |
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psydude posted:European MBAs are also a hell of a lot cheaper and faster than American MBAs. Just like your mom
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# ¿ Jan 18, 2017 18:22 |
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Welcome to the Army. *kicks you in the balls*
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# ¿ Jan 21, 2017 05:09 |
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DoktorLoken posted:My ARNG discharge orders (ETS is a handful of days away) just hit my iPerms and say "You are discharged from the Army National Guard and as a reserve of the Army." and Current Organization Identification Code: "NONE OR NO MILITARY STATUS (W)" Same thing happened to me.
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# ¿ Feb 15, 2017 06:45 |
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Soulex posted:There is a group text circulating Facebook where a joe told top to gently caress himself. He didn't know it was a group text. Screenshot?
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# ¿ Feb 20, 2017 22:08 |
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Naked Bear posted:I remember getting a call a couple of days after I went on terminal leave, when I was somewhere in west Texas by that point (2,000 mi. away), asking about where something was. Guy wasn't even in my platoon, what the gently caress are you calling me for? Go talk to the guy who handles that. Jesus. Did he leave a message?
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# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 03:59 |
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You better beat on that door like the fist of god and deafen the board with your report
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# ¿ Feb 22, 2017 01:36 |
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GREAT SATAN posted:I thought you gentlemen would get a kick out of this one The jacket, bag, and gallon jug of water all scream douchebag. Hated these guys when I was in. I can't see his feet but I bet dollars to donuts he's wearing tan boots with the pants tucked in.
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# ¿ Feb 22, 2017 17:10 |
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If it makes you feel better I'm out of the Army enjoying the good lfie
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# ¿ Feb 28, 2017 05:26 |
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TBeats posted:i took a pretty solid left hook during the clinch drill. I drat near spat out my mouthguard and another guy lost a tooth. This was with full-time instructors at Knox.
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2017 05:04 |
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not caring here posted:This will basically out anyone who is only capable of growing a whispy pube stache, and a patchy trailer park meth beard. Man I shave my shame off every day no need to be harsh
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2017 23:45 |
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Guys if we ever get forced back in for WWIII and a gas attack comes, just shove the diazepam auto injector in my leg and leave me. Better off that way.
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2017 01:25 |
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I'm laughing pretty hard at the last page of posts. You guys actually give enough of a poo poo to argue over this. gently caress the army my lazy vet rear end is out
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2017 18:54 |
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Zeris posted:I am MTOE'd Katy Perry and Gwen Stefani for my dick but am often forced to make do with less Ashlee Simpson won the low bid so you get her.
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2017 20:25 |
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Pee pee checking and heat casualties
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2017 01:10 |
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Jarhead accurately captured what would really happen https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h09GiPN-Nss
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2017 02:07 |
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mlmp08 posted:I had a soldier way back when I was a PL who did not have a car, was basically taking leave to burn use/lose days and to avoid a bunch of lovely inventory layout duties, and whose plans consisted of sitting in the barracks playing video games and seeing his brother for a day or so while he was traveling through. He didn't own a car. He didn't submit a trips form. BN S1 kicked it back, despite the 1SG and I explaining the situation. I'd put that guy in for an AAM.
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# ¿ Mar 10, 2017 16:53 |
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Whipped Buttcheeks posted:When I retire I'm going to think up some proprietary Anybody got a grenade?
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# ¿ Mar 10, 2017 20:52 |
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leadership.jpeg
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# ¿ Mar 13, 2017 17:56 |
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Mustang posted:I cleared CIF two different times at Benning and never had any issues so I never really got the hatred for CIF I cleared CIF at Benning but they didn't clear any of the poo poo off of my electronic file. Took two years to get that corrected. gently caress Benning CIF.
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# ¿ Mar 20, 2017 20:18 |
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A is for gently caress this poo poo I'm out
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# ¿ Mar 21, 2017 16:20 |
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They say that in the Army, the chow is mighty fine
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# ¿ Mar 21, 2017 16:59 |
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if you ban food trucks i will cut you
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# ¿ Mar 23, 2017 19:05 |
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Woof Blitzer posted:No joke I am seated next to a nasty girl SGM at this very moment on a plane how fat is he
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2017 15:50 |
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Now you just have an obnoxious spelling error instead.
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# ¿ Mar 26, 2017 17:38 |
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oh boy more flair and more time stolen from training schedules
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# ¿ Mar 27, 2017 18:43 |
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Sell them to airsofters, seriously
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# ¿ Mar 31, 2017 20:18 |
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I had unused silks and waffles and I ended up giving them to my wife. She's perpetually cold and lives in them during the weekends.
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# ¿ Apr 1, 2017 03:53 |
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:my old condo was electric everything; heat, hot water, etc condo must not have had stair insulation
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# ¿ Apr 1, 2017 16:25 |
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# ¿ Apr 3, 2017 01:52 |
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SwampDonkey posted:what else is in your spank bank? my secret gip archive doesn't open for just anybody
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# ¿ Apr 3, 2017 05:53 |
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Riding in the back of a Bradley is a miserable experience. Felt like my teeth were getting rattled out of my jaw.
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# ¿ Apr 3, 2017 16:32 |
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I'm fairly certain I'll never shoot another automatic firearm at a person in my lifetime and that's depressing.
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# ¿ Apr 5, 2017 04:28 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 03:51 |
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Uh I didn't type the "at a person part" Mods/IKs doing some fast post editing
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# ¿ Apr 5, 2017 04:56 |