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mlmp08 posted:They say that in the Army, the curfew's mighty fine That O5 pissed someone right the gently caress off. Was base locked down and he was still out in town instead of on base with his troops? Also  at an E8 getting hosed for 125 large for BAH fraud and got reduced to loving corporal.
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:I'm betting specialist instead of corporal. The point of the demotion would be to make him not be an NCO anymore. Makes sense. I was thinking last position served honorably type thing. Zeris posted:That E-8 more than likely had redirected someone else's BAH to himself over a period of months, hence the six-figure repayment. I figured he had some fraudulent BAH via a sham marriage for decades, but your idea is pretty reasonable as well. And yeah, the colonel was definitely doing much more than missing curfew but still its hilarious.
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A Bad Poster posted:Got my tonsils out today. Excruciating pain whenever I swallow and two weeks of convalescent leave is still better than going to work. Get ready for a lifetime of poo poo constantly getting into your nose and frequent sinus infections.
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:i uh had my tonsils removed as a child and never had problems with either of those things. Yeah, and both he and I had them out as adults. There's a difference. Children recover faster first off, and second you grew up missing them where he and I now just have giant holes in the back of our throats that won't be mitigated as we grow.
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redneck nazgul posted:Now I'm terrified of ever needing mine out because my sinuses are already the bane of my existence. I wouldn't worry about it. Odds are if having your tonsils out would help you, you would already know.
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verde is easy - tomatillos, jalapenos, and green chiles like anahaim or poblano with garlic, lime, and salt.
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Some of the best Van Hagar. Still a really good video.
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:9/11 was the beginning of my senior year same, op
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:was he sponsored by the army at all? serious question Pretty sure that he had full and open endorsement from up high. Not sure if they were ever an official sponsor, though.
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I bought some boot camp t shirts.
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There were four or five goons on my ship out in Japan. One had a city name sports team shirt. The only one I remember the username of is SPACE HOMOS and he's a great guy but wears skinny jeans.
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Aranan posted:I was browsing the forums one day in an English course and someone came up to me afterwards and asked the, "Do you have stairs?" question. I just responded, "Oh god," because I didn't think someone would ask that and she frowned then told me that wasn't how I was supposed to answer. The ship guys asked me the stairs question and I was flummoxed because I had never heard of it and was like "what the gently caress are you asking me that for?" I mainly just posted in SAS at the time (before TFF & PSP existed) so I really had no idea what was going on in the greater goonsphere.
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RichieHimself posted:I miss Martello. Too bad he had to be honest and post something about his stupid commander's ruck that destroyed his feet.
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CHICKEN SHOES posted:i saw the sun last week it was cool Don't worry he's just going to get a pack of smokes.
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One of the fun things when I worked at squadron was seeing the manning readiness powerpoints that always had some red marks from a couple of people that were AWOL and of course hadn't seen medical/dental on time. It chapped a few people's asses and there was frequent bitching about it.
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May 19, 2017 23:05
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I enjoy the army thread because it makes a lot of navy bullshit look tame by comparison, but also because there are so many similarities which make me smile to not have to deal with anymore.
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Soulex posted:No problem. Where is the link? It's broken I'm gonna guess he deleted it, but he did write the ticket and post it. It was glorious.
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Zeris posted:What's the donation for? Some recruiters kept parking their vans in metered spots or in no parking zones or something and woof wrote them a parking ticket that said thank you for your service on it.
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May 24, 2017 00:28
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Hey now I got everyone their polonium shirts.
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Kaliber posted:Hey Space Toaster were you a MP right? I think one of my Soldiers is getting scammed by an military investigator.... Police lying during an investigation?! Say it ain't so.
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TBeats posted:Well... soldiers are pretty easily scammed, generally proven before they ever even arrive to basic training. Do all the army training schools and such have malls nearby where people will allow them to buy a $500 laptop with allotments that total like $2500 in payments like the navy?
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Soulex posted:What's IU? Individual Unemployability http://www.benefits.va.gov/COMPENSATION/claims-special-individual_unemployability.asp Basically a separate benefit for people who are too hosed up to ever really work a full time job again.
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Publix is mediocre, cole. Winn-Dixie beats them hands down.
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Although Jameis loves him some publix crablegs.
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Winn-dixie was loving amazing when they had their fuel perks. Now that they use plenti I just buy stuff at walmart or costco 
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tastefully arranged labia posted:If you don't shop at [insert grocery chain not available in 75% of the country] you should kill yourself right now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vl3jK8NCLFc&t=139s
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tastefully arranged labia posted:I have made it very clear that I am never stepping foot in Pennsylvania again. That piece of poo poo state and everybody in it can burn. I've never been and really cannot see any reason to do so in the future.
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Pennsylvania gave us the bloodhound gang, Bam Margera, Ryan Dunn, Joe Paterno, and Jerry Sandusky.
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Allsup's burritos ftw.
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Nostalgia4Murder posted:Excuse me bloodhound gang is good My post wasn't meant to be bad things necessarily. Just everything from pennsylvania I could think of at the moment. BHG is actually one of my main pandora stations (sadly enough). They're a guilty pleasure. LtCol J. Krusinski posted:Counterpoint: It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia. Charlie Day is from NYC, though. Of the three, Mac is the only one actually from philly. Glenn is apparently a military brat. Thanks, wikipedia.
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CHICKEN SHOES posted:Mac actually created the show so thats cool Charlie and Mac did. They filmed the pilot in charlie's lovely NYC studio apartment. At least that's the impression i got from his various speeches and such.
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Terrible Robot posted:Time to buy a pool table and build a wet bar. Sounds like a good plan to me. Edit: New place isn't quite big enough for the pool table so that's at an employee's dad's house, but now that I don't have an alcoholic roommate that will empty any booze I buy, the wetbar is set back up with kegerator running again.
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I'm going to guess it starts with poly and ends with fat girls.
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iKon posted:Being told, "Sorry, you can't eat here, you're very dirty from the war, and you're still in your war clothes," was the moment I realized Catch-22 wasn't fiction. When I was enlisted in the navy, I worked in deck basically painting and dealing with mooring lines and poo poo all day. I would wake up in the morning, put on utilities so I could eat and then muster. Then I would change into coveralls to work. Sometimes they were dirty nasty coveralls because of painting. Sometimes they were clean I just wore them so I wouldn't get grease/whatever else I was doing on my utilities. I'd have to change into utilities for lunch because I couldn't leave the ship in coveralls nor could I eat on the messdecks in coveralls even if they were clean. After lunch, change back into coveralls go back to work. Put utilities/civilian clothes on to go back to the barracks (once I had a barracks room). Underway it was the same drat thing except if I had a fleck of paint on my coveralls I had to change them. I would say a good hour a day was wasted just changing loving clothes while I was enlisted so some chief wouldn't get his panties in a bunch that I was eating in the wrong uniform. It's nice to see that some stupidity is universal.
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I'm smoking right now. smdftb and fyiysi
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maffew buildings posted:Flip the script and set the tone for your warriors and scream MOLON LABE and WE ARE THE SPARTANS while making eye contact with the female guards and entering another man But the marine thread is over there.
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Whipped Buttcheeks posted:Wow. So what did you do with him? Drive him to the front gate and drop him off? What happened to his flight home? Shouldn't you have at least got him a plane ticket to his home of record?
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Mustang posted:I love that someone went out and did something that proved why we weren't trusted to go out and drink beer over the weekend like the other BNs loving
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Shim/Zeris - what happened to ZDR?
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