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Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
You knew??

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Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
https://twitter.com/drewtoothpaste/status/827253431387688960

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
:popeye:

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
https://twitter.com/Chemzes/status/826941378320093185

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008


I'm the windows error sounds in the recording.

SquirrelyPSU
May 27, 2003


OK, I like the IK cat thread invasion. Its spiced up our relationship :3:

I've had several gut level chuckles from the threads after I came home from work. It was nice.

Suicide Watch
Sep 8, 2009

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

SquirrelyPSU posted:

OK, I like the IK cat thread invasion. Its spiced up our relationship :3:

I've had several gut level chuckles from the threads after I came home from work. It was nice.

I have no idea what's going on.


But Narcos owns pretty hard.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

SquirrelyPSU posted:

OK, I like the IK cat thread invasion. Its spiced up our relationship :3:

I've had several gut level chuckles from the threads after I came home from work. It was nice.

Enjoyment without commensurate pain is a severe lack of military bearing

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

still waiting for the day i understand why internet people act like they're so into tasting actual human poo poo

brand engager
Mar 23, 2011

Buca di Bepis posted:

still waiting for the day i understand why internet people act like they're so into tasting actual human poo poo

don't sign :grin:

Kawasaki Nun
Jul 16, 2001

by Reene

Buca di Bepis posted:

still waiting for the day i understand why internet people act like they're so into tasting actual human poo poo

It sounds like what you're waiting for is to eat some rear end. Don't worry little fella, you'll meet somebody soon.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Buca di Bepis posted:

still waiting for the day i understand why internet people act like they're so into tasting actual human poo poo

It's just like kissing except on the other end of the digestive tract.

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

Buca di Bepis posted:

still waiting for the day i understand why internet people act like they're so into tasting actual human poo poo

I heard some girls put guys' pee-pee tubes IN THEIR MOUTHS.


ick.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
smpptftb

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
I'm hosting a seminar on business professional attire later because everyone else in this club I'm in peaced out on it, so I'm probably gonna have an early-morning beer, because why the gently caress not.


Also, I'm watching Christina Ricci on Colbert, and I'm very happy that she still doesn't like wearing bras.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



just seriously smdh if you ain't ever had yours licked and licked someone elses

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Mr. Nice! posted:

just seriously smdh if you ain't ever had yours licked and licked someone elses
It's OK, your mommy taught me all about pee-pees and hoo-has. :)

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
proposing we close this thread in favor of the dfac

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
but you can't be drunk on duty in the dfac :confused:

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Correction: you're not supposed to be drunk on duty. ;)

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

proposing we close this thread in favor of the dfac

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer

Naked Bear posted:

Correction: you're not supposed to be drunk on duty. ;)

honestly the best times i ever had running in the army were in germany, when our entire company was hungover or still drunk from the night before

what i'm trying to say here is running while loving drunk as gently caress owns compared to running sober

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

If you are running in a straight line, you are doing it wrong.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

proposing we close this thread in favor of the dfac

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

proposing we close this thread in favor of the dfac

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Pretty redundant.

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
my one unit got really dumb about running drunk and would walk around formation like smelling peoples breath and sending them to the MPs if they smelt alcohol like way to ruin my PT score with that poo poo.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Because we don't need two drunk threads?

SwampDonkey
Oct 13, 2006

by Smythe

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Mike-o posted:

honestly the best times i ever had running in the army were in germany, when our entire company was hungover or still drunk from the night before

what i'm trying to say here is running while loving drunk as gently caress owns compared to running sober

We were running off base through town when I was in Germany and I fell out to take a piss because I had woke up late and had yet to have my morning piss.
The platoon leader thought I was falling out to puke so he turned the whole formation around to come give me poo poo but was disappointed when I turned to exclaim it was just piss
as I wrote my name on the sidewalk.

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

Duzzy Funlop posted:

Also, I'm watching Christina Ricci on Colbert, and I'm very happy that she still doesn't like wearing bras.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OW0IgJmzNs
:drat:

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Because we don't need two drunk threads?

Maybe if the food poisoning and mickey mouse jokes die down. It's a little one-dimensional in there.

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Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
Breaking news: command has authorized secret tunnels linking the O club and the NCO club with the DFAC. Junior soldiers, as usual, can get hosed.

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