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Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; c-spam cannot afford

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Google keyboard man. One finger swipe typing and my finger never gets picked up off the glass.

I'm happy with the default apple keyboard minus auto correct. I don't mind tapping my thumbs on it and I'm pretty loving fast so swiping doesn't really do anything for me.

I'm weird, though.

# ? Jan 3, 2017 18:16

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iKon: Oct 4, 2000; CAN'T TEST
WON'T TEST

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Google keyboard man. One finger swipe typing and my finger never gets picked up off the glass.

I just installed this and I really like it.

# ? Jan 3, 2017 18:29

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Hey there...

http://i.imgur.com/PkfE5r6.mp4

# ? Jan 3, 2017 21:44

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; c-spam cannot afford

Duzzy Funlop posted:

Hey there...

http://i.imgur.com/PkfE5r6.mp4

I like how she keeps pointing the gun at the cameraman while she waves it around.

# ? Jan 3, 2017 21:56

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Poor trigger discipline and handling are a huge turn-off.

# ? Jan 3, 2017 22:02

UP THE BUM NO BABY: Sep 1, 2011; by Hand Knit

Naked Bear posted:

Poor trigger discipline and handling are a huge turn-off.

My gf asked what I was telling about lol

# ? Jan 3, 2017 22:47

Mad Dragon: Feb 29, 2004

Good thing that's not a real gun, then.

In before :spergin:

Proper trigger discipline should be practiced on all guns and gun-shaped objects, up to and including t-squares, bananas, and half-eaten pop tarts.

# ? Jan 3, 2017 23:14

UP THE BUM NO BABY: Sep 1, 2011; by Hand Knit

Mad Dragon posted:

Good thing that's not a real gun, then.

In before Proper trigger discipline should be practiced on all guns and gun-shaped objects, up to and including t-squares, bananas, and half-eaten pop tarts.

You've gotta be real careful, you don't want to get too messy with the crumbs

# ? Jan 3, 2017 23:36

ded: Oct 27, 2005; Kooler than Jesus

Duzzy Funlop posted:

Hey there...

http://i.imgur.com/PkfE5r6.mp4

bitch is talking way too much to be quiet

also would

# ? Jan 3, 2017 23:47

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

i had that bb gun when i was a kid

also god drat those titties and everything :eyepop:

# ? Jan 4, 2017 03:16

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuwjUZCSB2Y

# ? Jan 4, 2017 03:18

Syrian Lannister: Aug 25, 2007; Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.; Sugartime Jones

Mike-o posted:

i had that bb gun when i was a kid

also god drat those titties and everything

Daisy 88 or crosman 760 series?

Assets were more important

# ? Jan 4, 2017 04:49

Mad Dragon: Feb 29, 2004

It almost looks like a 3D printing of an old Crosman pumpmaster. I've never seen a scope mount to the barrel like that. Just about every cosplayer uses printed or obvious prop guns, because conventions do not allow any kind of weapons inside. Even swords have to be obvious non-metal fakes.

# ? Jan 4, 2017 08:15

Genocide Tendency: Dec 24, 2009; I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.

Duzzy Funlop posted:

Hey there...

http://i.imgur.com/PkfE5r6.mp4

Recruiting problem solved.

They still take broken prior service 37 year olds?

# ? Jan 4, 2017 08:50

Syrian Lannister: Aug 25, 2007; Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.; Sugartime Jones

Genocide Tendency posted:

Recruiting problem solved.

They still take broken, out of shape prior service 45 year olds?

# ? Jan 4, 2017 08:57

Nice and hot piss: Feb 1, 2004

Once we go to war with *insert lovely middle eastern country here/Russia* I'm pretty certain they'll take whoever.

Or just join your local right winged Militia/airsoft group.

# ? Jan 4, 2017 15:53

Genocide Tendency: Dec 24, 2009; I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.

You are missing something very important in both of those posts..

# ? Jan 4, 2017 17:10

Nice and hot piss: Feb 1, 2004

Genocide Tendency posted:

You are missing something very important in both of those posts..

Sorry but the defense of this grate nation is more important than some beautiful jiggling boobies.

# ? Jan 4, 2017 19:44

Third World Reagan: May 19, 2008; Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

Anony Mouse posted:

I don't know how many people will recognize this but behold:

source

# ? Jan 4, 2017 20:01

Eugene V. Dubstep: Oct 4, 2013; Can't post for 8 years!

Naked Bear posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuwjUZCSB2Y

I hope James May doesn't kill himself in 2017.

# ? Jan 4, 2017 21:34

McNally: Sep 13, 2007; Ask me about Proposition 305

Do you like muskets?

at the date posted:

I hope James May doesn't kill himself in 2017.

Why? He genuinely enjoys this kind of thing. I'm pretty sure if the cameras were there, he'd be doing this anyway.

Now he gets paid for it.

# ? Jan 4, 2017 21:48

UP THE BUM NO BABY: Sep 1, 2011; by Hand Knit

at the date posted:

I hope James May doesn't kill himself in 2017.

It's like every post you make is made with the goal of trying to be the worst poster in GiP

# ? Jan 4, 2017 21:57

Eugene V. Dubstep: Oct 4, 2013; Can't post for 8 years!

McNally posted:

Why? He genuinely enjoys this kind of thing. I'm pretty sure if the cameras were there, he'd be doing this anyway.

Now he gets paid for it.

No, he clearly enjoys it. That's not the point. Did you watch it? Am I just projecting depression onto him?

# ? Jan 4, 2017 22:02

McNally: Sep 13, 2007; Ask me about Proposition 305

Do you like muskets?

at the date posted:

No, he clearly enjoys it. That's not the point. Did you watch it? Am I just projecting depression onto him?

Maybe? I just saw James May being James May.

# ? Jan 4, 2017 22:12

Lazy Reservist: Nov 30, 2005; FUBIJAR

I saw more nostalgia than depression.

# ? Jan 4, 2017 22:17

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

He's British, they all look like that.

# ? Jan 4, 2017 22:34

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Somebody do Nostalgia4Trains.

# ? Jan 4, 2017 22:35

Nice and hot piss: Feb 1, 2004

If I can get a good AV out of it I'll totally be nostalgic for trains

# ? Jan 4, 2017 23:11

Diarrhea Elemental: Apr 2, 2012; Am I correct in my assumption, you fish-faced enemy of the people?

MurderBot posted:

If I can get a good AV out of it I'll totally be nostalgic for trains

It has to be the autistic reporter

# ? Jan 5, 2017 00:03

Zeris: Apr 15, 2003; Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

I can't request name changes but I'll back your train av if someone puts it together. Both require direct or indirect help from N4I, FYI.

# ? Jan 5, 2017 00:08

Rough Lobster: May 27, 2009; Don't be such a squid, bro

Diarrhea Elemental posted:

It has to be the autistic reporter

The one where he interviews a prison inmates is so loving funny.

Also gross username bro!

# ? Jan 5, 2017 00:09

Diarrhea Elemental: Apr 2, 2012; Am I correct in my assumption, you fish-faced enemy of the people?

Rough Lobster posted:

The one where he interviews a prison inmates is so loving funny.

Also gross username bro!

Cruz is starting to creep me the gently caress out, I'm leaning towards this guy:

# ? Jan 5, 2017 00:13

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

So you just mirrored it?

# ? Jan 5, 2017 00:17

Nostalgia4Infinity: Feb 27, 2007; 10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Zeris posted:

I can't request name changes but I'll back your train av if someone puts it together. Both require direct or indirect help from N4I, FYI.

I can probably make Nostalgia4Trains happen, let me know if/when you want to pull the trigger.

# ? Jan 5, 2017 00:23

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

from tfr

# ? Jan 5, 2017 00:29

Nice and hot piss: Feb 1, 2004

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

I can probably make Nostalgia4Trains happen, let me know if/when you want to pull the trigger.

Ready whenever, I need to start looking for a new AV

# ? Jan 5, 2017 02:06

Third World Reagan: May 19, 2008; Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

Give me a moment here, I got an idea.

# ? Jan 5, 2017 02:07

Third World Reagan: May 19, 2008; Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

I couldn't find a good starter image then got really lazy

# ? Jan 5, 2017 02:56

ManMythLegend: Aug 18, 2003; I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.

Third World Reggin posted:

I couldn't find a good starter image then got really lazy

Av Text: The trains were always on time...

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Third World Reagan: May 19, 2008; Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

# ? Jan 5, 2017 03:55

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