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SwampDonkey
Oct 13, 2006

by Smythe

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She wanted to remember the first time she took you to get your stomach pumped.

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SwampDonkey
Oct 13, 2006

by Smythe

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehfVKNEFESQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_hdQXQfsNg

SwampDonkey fucked around with this message at 05:25 on Jan 14, 2017

SwampDonkey
Oct 13, 2006

by Smythe

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Hot Karl Marx posted:

Coffee is overrated *gets dog piled by everyone*

:respek:

SwampDonkey
Oct 13, 2006

by Smythe

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SwampDonkey
Oct 13, 2006

by Smythe

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:patriot:

SwampDonkey
Oct 13, 2006

by Smythe

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Congrats on your transition.

SwampDonkey
Oct 13, 2006

by Smythe

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Zeris posted:

Considering recent events, and the fact I'm the resident babysitter for now, I feel it wise to warn you all I am about to go get wasted in the East Village, so please behave and do don't anything probate-able until I'm back, thank you in advance

:nws: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3221068#post367651292 :nws:

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SwampDonkey
Oct 13, 2006

by Smythe

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPXS5pi-5LY

SwampDonkey
Oct 13, 2006

by Smythe

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTuT1s-YPLE

SwampDonkey
Oct 13, 2006

by Smythe

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Men have daughters too, and not everything is about scheming your way into some poon like Glenn Beck converting to mormonism.

SwampDonkey
Oct 13, 2006

by Smythe

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2duNz8EmHeE

SwampDonkey
Oct 13, 2006

by Smythe

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOts-yZsu8A

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmUzdNLDLmI

SwampDonkey
Oct 13, 2006

by Smythe

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKj1EFeU-cM

SwampDonkey
Oct 13, 2006

by Smythe

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Haven't seen that combat patch before.

SwampDonkey
Oct 13, 2006

by Smythe

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SEE YOU ALL IN HELL

:laffo::laffo:

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SwampDonkey
Oct 13, 2006

by Smythe

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Mike-o posted:

honestly the best times i ever had running in the army were in germany, when our entire company was hungover or still drunk from the night before

what i'm trying to say here is running while loving drunk as gently caress owns compared to running sober

We were running off base through town when I was in Germany and I fell out to take a piss because I had woke up late and had yet to have my morning piss.
The platoon leader thought I was falling out to puke so he turned the whole formation around to come give me poo poo but was disappointed when I turned to exclaim it was just piss
as I wrote my name on the sidewalk.

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