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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Internet VFW > drunk thread: God speed fuck tortoise
 
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Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
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Kuroyama posted:

Got pulled over earlier this evening. I only mention this because I'm still laughing over the fact that the officer listed my black rear end as white.

To be fair, she was half-right.

luckily it was the half they didnt feel like shooting

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Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
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french press or bust

* # ¿ Jan 15, 2017 21:13
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Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
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yep I did that and welp im not happy

* # ¿ Jan 17, 2017 02:12
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Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
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goddamn

* # ¿ Jan 18, 2017 19:49
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Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
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I knew a girl and the only thing she loved more than Alkaline Trio was getting tied up and hosed in the rear end while listening to Alkaline Trio

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Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
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Glad to see he got a better official portrait

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Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
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Deathy McDeath posted:

I'm getting super salty with all of these dumb dumbs who are complaining about the damage from the weekend's protests. I mean, nationwide the protests had upwards of two million people, and the estimated total damage was $70,000. That's practically nothing! But to conservatives it's the WORST THING ever.

I don't think that there's any way in which a protest will ever be seen as legitimate by American conservatives. It could be entirely peaceful, never block any traffic, not rise about 85 decibels, and have everyone clean up their trash and folks would still grumble about it. poo poo is loving asinine.

but they LITTERED. THREW signs on the STREET!

*gets back to posting pro-pipeline memes on facebook*

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Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
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Trump is going to nationalize Twitter

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Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
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Brady is the QB we deserve

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Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
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smpptftb

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