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Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Why can't we have both?

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Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Thank gently caress that's over with.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

gently caress you if you're still in 2016

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
canuckistan.avi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dg19anRYgJU

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Can we just take him out back, already? The world would be better off without him.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

not caring here posted:

What is this obsession with telomerase and poo poo he's got? I don't even know what it is but I'm pretty sure he's using it as a base for some real batshit crazy "science"
Your chromosomes (packaged DNA) are really long strands made up of little building blocks. Telomeres are sequences of those blocks tacked onto the ends as a buffer to prevent loss of actual DNA information. When your cells reproduce, those telomeres lose some material and get shorter as time goes on. Telomerase is an enzyme that your cells use to counteract this shortening somewhat. The loss of telomere length is thought to play a part in a whole host of age-related health problems. You can imagine that all kinds of weird problems crop up as an increasing proportion of your cells wind up with damaged DNA after they've reproduced.

tl;dr telomerase is an enzyme your body uses to stave off the degradation of your DNA (sort of), and thus stave off health problems (sort of).

e: of course, nothing is actually that straightforward, and the guy is still a loving nut for believing... whatever the gently caress it is that he uses to justify wanting to bang teenagers.

e2: if he thinks that his DNA is "better" because he's a creepy old gently caress, then he's also got it backwards; it's not.

Naked Bear fucked around with this message at 18:00 on Jan 3, 2017

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Poor trigger discipline and handling are a huge turn-off.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuwjUZCSB2Y

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
He's British, they all look like that.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Somebody do Nostalgia4Trains.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Looks like somebody's fantasy football trophy.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
No more Thai food. My rear end.

Goddamn, my loving rear end.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Naked Bear posted:

No more Thai food. My rear end.

Goddamn, my loving rear end.
D+1

My rear end in a top hat is exhausted, paralyzed.

I can't poo poo any more and yet it keeps on coming.

My life force is draining out through my anus.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
This isn't that, fortunately, but that Thai was really loving hot, more so than usual. I think that was the last of it, finally. I don't think I've ever been tired just from making GBS threads (from effort), but here I am.

Naked Bear fucked around with this message at 19:17 on Jan 10, 2017

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
That's a good idea, yeah. The ice cream helped, too.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Left the map light on in my car and now the battery's totally flat. Gonna go try to jump it with a drill battery. If I don't post again, know that I died for science.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
The drill batteries each ran out of juice within a few minutes. Not enough to turn the engine over.

The poo poo part about this is that it wouldn't even be a problem to push start the car were I not parked in my driveway, which would require me to turn out of my spot and move it uphill to get room for it to roll. :( Probably just going to have to wait until tomorrow when I can get a friend over here. So much for Burrito Wednesday (that's not really a thing).

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Godholio posted:

Let's see, the 2-3 amps of your drill battery trying to do a job that takes between 300-600 amps depending on your engine...yeah. That'll happen. Hopefully you didn't toast your drill battery.
Nah, just trying to bring the car battery's voltage back up. They raised it 0.3V. :lol: They're fine, though. I wound up getting someone to bring their car over because I had previously jumped her car when she got stranded.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Still not sure which of these is my favorite.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1pd69r1Il8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0yY0zxk-18

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
There are birds chirping outside my window.

What the gently caress are you doing here? Fly south, you retards. Haven't you noticed how cold it is?

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6iD0Wo5J9Y

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eHBLHVHjWg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuUlJlxcQ2Q

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
That ferret is the loving boss. :3:

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
You're doing good things for your country, son.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
It's an action figure, so there's nothing under that dress anyway.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
https://i.imgur.com/IGW8DcX.gifv

:swoon:

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Opened that in a new tab without looking, saw the title, immediately closed it.

Nooope.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
:eyepop:

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRYFKcMa_Ek

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Been watching the dollars trilogy again. :clint:

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Look, Ma, I'm roadkill!

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
So I guess this is the new YTMND, eh?

http://csgoani.me/vddiwrw/a73myj1te

http://csgoani.me/vooczex

http://csgoani.me/vvnshjl

http://csgoani.me/vsslkox/alg97qfik

:stare:

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Freiburger and Finnegan go through a car wash:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFdpJKpxGNQ

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Mike-o posted:

suck my dick ralp you stupid bitch

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Holy :lol: at the Lexus segment in the new Grand Tour episode.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
I loving lost it when they just tossed birds out onto the track. Fantastic episode.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
lol

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
REVENGE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiwDDTTiY7k

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
That rules.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
I don't think I've yet used the phrase "desperately trying to poop" before, but here it is.

I didn't learn my lesson about that Thai place last time.

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Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
:stare:

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