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UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
Watching Atlanta instead of King of the Hill. The seventh episode is straight up GOP featuring a "trans-racial white man"

edit: https://youtu.be/BvBlZy0wFOE sorry about the quality but this poo poo is too good

UP THE BUM NO BABY fucked around with this message at 05:45 on Jan 1, 2017

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UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
gently caress load of people living in the future. Is it everything it's supposed to be?

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
Little tipsy and a little high right now, cuddled up on the couch with my girlfriend. Feeling loving great and looking forward to another year of being out of the military. You guys are the best, I'll see you all next year

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
From the article:

quote:

“I know the female Starbucks barista was of legal age to date,” the man said. “I broke no laws. I merely took a chance with my heart. I’m tired of hearing the word ‘creep,’ as any black person or gay person is tired of hearing certain words. I have a whole webpage dedicated to age gap love.”

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

It is amazing how every new thing about this guy is ever growing levels of :catstare:

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Naked Bear posted:

Poor trigger discipline and handling are a huge turn-off.

My gf asked what I was telling about lol

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Mad Dragon posted:

Good thing that's not a real gun, then.



In before :spergin: Proper trigger discipline should be practiced on all guns and gun-shaped objects, up to and including t-squares, bananas, and half-eaten pop tarts.

You've gotta be real careful, you don't want to get too messy with the crumbs

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

at the date posted:

I hope James May doesn't kill himself in 2017.

It's like every post you make is made with the goal of trying to be the worst poster in GiP

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
LingcodKilla wtf did you do in the AUG thread to set that crazy person off?

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

https://youtu.be/Bd4jT4zcdHg

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Also goddamn that is pro-click as gently caress. M83 is my poo poo, sci-fi is the tits, and that movie was underappreciated imo

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
https://youtu.be/1qSD7eEK9og

https://youtu.be/UjpbQ1OWMPE

https://youtu.be/76y8mw14tDM

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Hot Karl Marx posted:

im 1/2 drunk so im kinda emotional atm (as in im feeling emotionss at all basically ) and that line about being the first person to see the curvature of space, teh first peperson to see the planet where they were from

gently caress i wanna go to space so loving bad

gently caress dude I'm kinda high and yeah I would give my left nut to go to space. And that line is super good.

Also gently caress you because this was the tits when I was a kid https://youtu.be/2a7clqqbHZI

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Nuclear Tourist posted:

That's the stuff.

https://youtu.be/Sx1mHSo7ug4

https://youtu.be/vIi57zhDl78

https://youtu.be/3yDP9MKVhZc

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
Feeling good as gently caress right now. Seahawks won and I'm super high.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNW11EHLF44

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1B2oO6D1ps

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
I just found out that Snoop from the Wire actually goes by Snoop and is apparently working on a rap career? I walked in on my girlfriend watching Love & Hip Hop and that's what I've been able to figure out

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
https://youtu.be/JDpvkwBBu6U

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Zeris posted:

Which cheek is which

More likely he means he's got a small dick

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

I can't figure out which grammatical error I am

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Godholio posted:

Somehow nobody ever does.

I think it's because people expect Marines to do stupid poo poo so it's just confirmation bias.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

What a champ

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
I'm pretty high right now and trying to remember calculus from eight years ago because I skipped my business calc class today to take care of my sick girlfriend. I'm somehow able to solve all of these questions about limits but I can't remember why or how and it's a really weird feeling because I'm too high for this poo poo right now. gently caress it seven questions left.

https://youtu.be/s55IghLo4eQ

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
https://twitter.com/jeffgerstmann/status/820007146133815297

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
They look like balloons.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
Ugh in like ten years they'll be gross and veiny and then they'll start to get super saggy

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Zeris posted:

WHEN DO YOU POOP

This is crucial information. My morning routine is to poop twice, once before the coffee and once after. Leaves me good until the evening on most days.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Victor Vermis posted:

Do you use toilet paper spun of silk or is your rear end in a top hat a ragged red maw from which smelly little meatballs constantly tumble out?


I'd be real mad at my body if I poo poo more than once in a given day. I got things to do.

I've recently started snacking on raw broccoli, so my poo poo comes out fairly clean. Combine that with wet wipes and my butthole is still nice and fresh instead of ragged and raw.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Duzzy Funlop posted:

I thought you guys were joking about popping ganglion cysts, so I googled it.


I...I should not have done that.

One step closer to being a true American

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

FIDEL CASHFLOW posted:

gf is deployed and im sad

yay booze

Why aren't you busy getting hosed by Jody?

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

FIDEL CASHFLOW posted:

no jody good enough yo

I can show you otherwise :wink:

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit


From https://imgur.com/topic/Staff_Picks/OLyLu

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
I am absolutely shocked by this new information

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Jesus Christ I am quite literally crying from laughter right now. My girlfriend is giving me hella side eye.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
Just watched Arrival. I liked that, yo

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

The whitest high five

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Hot Karl Marx posted:

I liked the political ball comics but I dunno if that was 4chan or reddit. Either way I'm happy with SA even if a lot of people left. Reading Twitter replies reminds my why I loving hate interacting with most of the public

Whenever I feel like people are decent I read the comments on major news stories on Facebook to be reminded of how utterly retarded we all are

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UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
White House Staff Reminded To Place Lids Firmly On Trash Cans After Steve Bannon Gets Into Garbage Again

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