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tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Hail Satan!

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tyler
Jun 2, 2014


Lmbo

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Hey guys, don't google penile cancer. You're welcome.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Mike-o posted:

Yeah totally did not see that coming.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014


Yes please

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Laranzu posted:

Was going to drink and watch movies but then the power went out because there is a stiff breeze and Hawaii's infrastructure is loving horrible.

So now just drinking in the dark

It's windy as gently caress.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

ElMaligno posted:

Got denied reentry into the stripper bar.

The only way to leave a strip club. Now get a prostitute and a hotel and don't drive.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

https://i.imgur.com/t1RqNYU.gifv

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Can't get any of them to play on my iPhone.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Mike-o posted:

suck my dick ralp you stupid bitch

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

I hate pretentious bitches.

"What do you do?"
"Plumbing"
"Have a nice night"

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

ded posted:

dark souls

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Wb fag.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014


That guy just took it like a bitch.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

MurderBot posted:

Hey guys I'm P. drunk but I gotta get up at 0330 that's military time for 3:30 A.M i'm p. smart to drink the night before work.

Let me buy you a shot.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Rad Lieutenant posted:

lol i was joking and you clearly have a problem





na jk





Im lead detective on a homicide for the first time & I just put a bottle of scotch in my desk I plan to open when we get a conviction

Congrats

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

proposing we close this thread in favor of the dfac

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

If you are running in a straight line, you are doing it wrong.

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tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Pretty redundant.

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