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Grem posted:I am 100% wasted on some Greek liquor named Ouzo, ask me anything. When I met my boat in greece some young bar greeter informed me and a couple of my shipmates that she had been human trafficked and no longer had access to her passport. Having just recently received my compulsory human trafficking training I reported this fact to the E-5 gate guard when we returned to the boat. After beginning to tell this MP about the tale I had heard, the establishment, and a description, he accused me of being drunk on Ouzo and waved me off. That's my ouzo story FTN
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After hangoutfest while on leave me and some buddies realized we couldn't drive home just yet and decided to stay in gulf shores for an extra day and drink down all the liquor we had left over in the sun on the beach. Fast forward 24 hours and I have alcohol poisoning so severe I can't hold anything down and at night am having semi-hallucinations of ghosts telling me I am gonna die. Not the drunkest I've ever been but certainly the most disabled/dehydrated. Never again.
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holocaust bloopers posted:The XX is legit good. saw them at bonnaroo 4 years ago and they were the best show at the festival Hot Karl Marx posted:And the USA couldn't without Nazi scientists so what's your point? socialism looks to the ground, capitalism to the sky!!!
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Helldump Immunity posted:found this pic on an old thumbdrive and forgot how lol it was Look at how happy they both are.
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Snoop's voice and accent killed me. It was like a pile of stupid coming out of the speakers whenever she had lines in the Wire. Said the bitch rear end mark
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Melthir posted:Drunk at a weird nola pool hall. Crack pipe on the bar. Could be an interesting night. Which weird pool hall? Shamrocks? Luckys? Those aren't weird but I didn't really frequent full on pool halls back home
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Should've been an orange frosted cake imo
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Jan 15, 2017 03:41
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Syrian Lannister posted:https://www.msn.com/en-ca/news/offbeat/the-actual-keurig-for-beer-is-coming/ar-BBy7FjB?li=AAggNb9 I'll just huff the packets.
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Nuclear Tourist posted:That Keurig coffee tastes like warm water to me, I can't imagine how aggressively bland the alcoholic counterpart must be. Keurig machines are already marketed to the aggressively bland so it's a match made in heaven! Also lol at a 370 dollar machine that shits out 2 dollar coca-colas. If I owned shares I would want everyone in that decision making process fired from a cannon
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Jan 15, 2017 18:45
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Duzzy Funlop posted:The only drink dispenser I would ever consider for myself once I have a mancave or whatever you want to call those things, is a Jaegermeister dispenser with compressor cooling. Bought one of those for my best friend's 30th birthday, cost quite a bit, but poo poo owned. The living room
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holocaust bloopers posted:I'll take a solid morning poop over a full night sleep any day. Nothing gets the day off right then a v good dump. that's stupid you're stupid close the loving thread this is ridiculous
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Hot Karl Marx posted:Portapottys are the devil I dunno, they're a private little spot you can duck off into where people won't bother you. I guess it all depends on context.
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Jan 16, 2017 04:35
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This new XX album is pretty incredible. Thinking of taking the 12 hour drive (or flight) to see them on their US tour, considering they're not coming to Denver.
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holocaust bloopers posted:Yea I'm enjoying the new stuff a lot. They're playing Chicago on May 1st. I got in on the fan pre-sale. Looking forward to seeing how high those tickets climb on Stubhub. They're hitting the entire mid-west and avoiding the desert that is the eastern face of the rockies. People around here seemingly love poo poo music. Lips is gonna be a hit fosho.
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Mad Dragon posted:Nothing smells worse than the sanitary tanks on a 20+ year old submarine. Some funnel elbows in lower level were pretty loving funky...
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Buca di Bepis posted:still waiting for the day i understand why internet people act like they're so into tasting actual human poo poo It sounds like what you're waiting for is to eat some rear end. Don't worry little fella, you'll meet somebody soon.
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