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Anybody planning to get hungover, buy yourself a bottle of Pedialyte from the baby section of your local grocery store. That poo poo is no joke.
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Jan 1, 2017 06:19
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Jan 1, 2017 21:49
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There's no way that poor high school sophomore still works there, right?
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Jan 3, 2017 16:25
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So you just mirrored it?
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Jan 5, 2017 00:17
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Grem posted:I am 100% wasted on some Greek liquor named Ouzo, ask me anything. The drunkest man I've ever seen conscious got there on Ouzo. It was fun to watch him crawl across the lobby of the Nellis Inn because he gave up trying to walk but didn't want any help getting to his room. Edit: This story pales a bit more than usual after human trafficking. Godholio fucked around with this message at 16:46 on Jan 5, 2017 |
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Tequila is responsible for me deciding that removing the lid of the toilet tank, sitting on the edge of the tub and puking in the lid was a good idea. Just the lid, not the tank. A lot of people have a point where after that, they can't even smell tequila without their stomach turning. That's mine.
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holocaust bloopers posted:On a similar note, don't go drinking with the Royal Australian AF. They will put you under. Concur. We had an Aussie MCC on a Red Flag TDY. After at least 3L of beer with dinner and I honestly don't remember what else, I puked so much I got a callsign out of it, and that fucker probably could've passed a sobriety test. Story time: As we walked to the 15 pax, I was hammered and sick. I didn't want to call attention to myself so I kind of threw up a little at a time as I walked. I probably thought I was in the back of the group. I was not. On the ride back, I'm in and out of consciousness, sitting in the seat closest to the main side door. Someone woke me up prior to driving through the gate, and I promptly lost a ton of beer and spaetzle...I had just enough presence of mind to aim for the little rubber step but I kind of got it all over the inside of the door. Naturally (and fairly) I had to clean it out the next day...but I was sick as gently caress and if I could've breathed through my nose I'd have realized that what appeared to be clean still smelled awful. Turns out I got it in through all the little gaps in the panels, the speaker grille, etc. Everyone else's complaints about the baked vomit smell made sense once I ripped the interior panel off. That's the end of the story as far as my crew was concerned, and that's the entirety of the story that came out at the next callsign night. But I digress. After getting back to the Warrior Inn (Nellis has two "inns," we were in the old haunted one but the lobby and front desk are in the other), I got up to my room to discover that before I even started drinking, I'd loving LOCKED MY KEY IN THE ROOM. And I had to throw up again. I found a restroom and threw up in a urinal. I don't know how I had anything left after the shenanigans in the van, but yeah this was also a large quantity. I was so drunk I could barely stand, and decided that walking across the base in the general direction that I though the lobby might be in would be a bad idea. For some reason the van was unlocked, so I slept for like 4 hours on one of the benches. When I woke up, I was a little better off...called the base taxi to take me to the lobby and back, flipped my shirt inside-out before he got there, and probably woke up the poor Services dude working the desk to get a new key card. That trip was loving awesome.
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Jan 6, 2017 01:35
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Nostalgia4Dogges posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gcv9nTDoPkc  I'm gettin too old for this poo poo.
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Jan 10, 2017 16:26
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I'm picturing a fire.
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Jan 12, 2017 01:52
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Naked Bear posted:The drill batteries each ran out of juice within a few minutes. Not enough to turn the engine over. Let's see, the 2-3 amps of your drill battery trying to do a job that takes between 300-600 amps depending on your engine...yeah. That'll happen. Hopefully you didn't toast your drill battery.
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Jan 12, 2017 03:15
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Stanley Goodspeed posted:Didn't like not a single person check who this dude was or something? He just showed up one day with a gun and everyone was like "yeah cool I guess nice gloves" Somehow nobody ever does.
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Jan 12, 2017 16:27
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^JFC Nintendo.  Duzzy Funlop posted:Guess I'm getting shithoused in salt lake city. Suggestions: Piper Downe (Irish pub) The Green Pig Beerhive Lucky 13 I've heard good things about The Tavernacle and Whiskey Street, but never been. I usually just want to sit and relax, which Piper Downe's usually good for.
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Jan 14, 2017 01:58
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Jan 14, 2017 04:35
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Isn't she the wackjob that has had dozens of surgeries to get Barbie's shape?
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Jan 14, 2017 04:38
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That thread was fun.
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Jan 14, 2017 09:43
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That was probably the least sexy sex scene I've ever watched.
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Jan 18, 2017 05:05
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Truth. I might have to look into diving at Tahoe...I haven't been since I got my cert (probably ~30 miles from that video). It was loving awesome and I didn't even see much in the way of sea life.
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Jan 20, 2017 01:25
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This is one of the greatest things I've ever watched. And the guy has made a ton of them. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvOWADwCDNg
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Jan 21, 2017 06:50
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Saving this for Halloween: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcxMHR6XXz0
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Jan 21, 2017 07:02
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RIP Gabe the Dog, ???-19 Jan 2017 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c--etqIJcow And gently caress you HDI for making me aware of this.
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Jan 22, 2017 16:55
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What are these lyrics from?
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Jan 26, 2017 03:53
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Oh my god Jeb! http://csgoani.me/vwkctxs Edit:  http://csgoani.me/vetxher Edit: These are work safe aside from some language. Godholio fucked around with this message at 05:39 on Jan 26, 2017 |
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Jan 26, 2017 05:23
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This one's a cop in Brazil, so you can guess how it ends: http://csgoani.me/vhhvjlg
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Jan 26, 2017 05:38
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I can't stop, but this one's loving awesome. http://csgoani.me/voditsw
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Jan 26, 2017 06:04
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Buncha pussies in here. Most of them are dumb, not horrifying. Though there is a fair amount of anime or hentai or whatever. Really good: http://csgoani.me/velpxjp
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Jan 26, 2017 07:53
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Mike-o posted:i've seen that before. apparently the guy filming it died He was dumb enough to stand there holding the camera? When he didn't run away as it clearly was approaching, I figured it was on a tripod or something.
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Jan 26, 2017 19:16
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RIP DPPH
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Jan 27, 2017 01:57
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Suicide Watch posted:I'm sorry bc I know Barack is a real g but Donald has that rapper bling life down http://csgoani.me/vjycqry
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Jan 27, 2017 16:47
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Chuck Tingle may have some competition. I'm not sure though, I haven't exactly figured out the target demographic for either of these authors.
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Jan 29, 2017 22:32
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Fury Road/Waterworld mashup?
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:proposing we close this thread in favor of the dfac 
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:Because we don't need two drunk threads? Maybe if the food poisoning and mickey mouse jokes die down. It's a little one-dimensional in there.
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