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Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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I can't request name changes but I'll back your train av if someone puts it together. Both require direct or indirect help from N4I, FYI.

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Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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Kuroyama posted:

Got pulled over earlier this evening. I only mention this because I'm still laughing over the fact that the officer listed my black rear end as white.

To be fair, she was half-right.

Which cheek is which

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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Pesticide20 posted:

More likely he means he's got a small dick

:golfclap:

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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https://i.imgur.com/Vpi8zwc.gifv

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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Laranzu posted:

Throw the french press water to boil, let the dogs out to piss, start the shower. Let dogs in. Take shower.

By the time I'm done shaving the water is boiling and the delicious french press coffee is ready to brew.

WHEN DO YOU POOP

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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If you poop right after showering, I'm probating you

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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Deathy McDeath posted:

Got a ganglion cyst on my wrist. poo poo sucks y'all

I'm sorry you have a ganglion cyst
I'm sorry you have it on your wrist
I ponder challenges while you twist
Back-n-forth-a-cock: a semen mist

Projected forth, her face is blessed
With a billion baby Deathies. This
is how you treat your guests?
Alright alright, who's next on the list?

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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What the gently caress is that

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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I just started Stranger Things and very much enjoyed this scene with subtitles. Not really a spoiler since there's no context.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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Considering recent events, and the fact I'm the resident babysitter for now, I feel it wise to warn you all I am about to go get wasted in the East Village, so please behave and do don't anything probate-able until I'm back, thank you in advance

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOtBaQOBU6Y

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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Crab tank best tank

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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SquirrelyPSU posted:

OK, I like the IK cat thread invasion. Its spiced up our relationship :3:

I've had several gut level chuckles from the threads after I came home from work. It was nice.

Enjoyment without commensurate pain is a severe lack of military bearing

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Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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Breaking news: command has authorized secret tunnels linking the O club and the NCO club with the DFAC. Junior soldiers, as usual, can get hosed.

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