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A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

Lord Hydronium posted:

These things are all responsible for murders, so I will represent them as a gun. Guns, however, are good and not responsible for murders.

He labeled Batman all the bad things responsible for murders.

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A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost
Haha someone @s Gary with an edited version of his own cartoon and he goes "A-HA!! A plagiarist!!" Like, wow, you really cracked the case, Inspector.

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

Pakled posted:

I hear "thoughts and prayers" a hell of a lot more often than I hear "celebrate diversity."

I hope someone is following Tinsley around every day and saying "celebrate diversity" to him repeatedly, popping out at him just as he lets his guard down from the last time, because (a) that's funny and (b) I can't see how he came up with this equivalence otherwise.

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost
I read that Bok as "if it were actually a civil rights issue, people would have fought for it in the sixties (ergo shut up gays)"

e: because as we all know, all the real civil rights victories have happened already. history proves this!!

A HUNGRY MOUTH fucked around with this message at 05:35 on Dec 9, 2017

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

Haha, I get it! Because of all the sexual assault!

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

World Famous W posted:

It would kill you in the name of their masters in a heartbeat if given the chance.

I'm voting for Octopus because he tells it like it is

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

*Dr. Sam Beckett leaps into Ben Garrison, looks down to see he is drawing this cartoon* Oh boy.

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

frankenfreak posted:

*opens the closet and looks in the mirror*

"I'm Montanan??"

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost
Really all you need to know is that the "deep state" is the excuse for why the Best Big Strong Dad President is so impotent and useless.

Keiya posted:

"Rule of Law" is even funnier, when he is literally famous for ignoring it. It's written on a reference to the ignoring it he did, even!

Ben Garrison labels a chaste yearbook love note "Lies" with his ham hands, the "Lies" are foreverially minimized and loving it

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

drat, good thing Garrison didn't draw just one more cartoon

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

intelligence...of-the-gop.html

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

Ben Garrison seriously tweeted this cartoon while a horrific train derailment is still major national news

https://twitter.com/GrrrGraphics/status/943578529144246272

"#TrumpTrain #NoBrakes"

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

muscles like this! posted:

What is it with these assholes and cigars?

They love to stink and they feel sexy when generating filth, like most Captain Planet villains

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

Lurdiak posted:

It's pretty funny to see all the usual suspects try to spin Dems opposing the tax bill as some kind of insane act that will prevent the common man from getting more money when it's such an incredibly unpopular bill.

"Ha! You wanted to stop us from doing this thing no one wants! Watch out in 2018!"

If you pretend that the opposition has no good arguments, passing the bill looks like a heroic touchdown play instead of a partisan curbstomp, and #TeamTrump's ALL ABOUT THOS WINS BABEY

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

"I think this law is unjust and I am working to repeal it, but I will abide by it while it is in effect" — the bad guy

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

Angepain posted:

Oh god it's time for ten billion baby-in-a-top-hat cartoons oh god

Oh god it's time for ten billion Trump-in-a-diaper cartoons oh god

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

moskiitto posted:

Am I missing something here or is this one confusing as gently caress?

i know, it's the worst loss edit i've ever seen!!!!!

(it boils down to "Affirmative action is racism. checkmate")

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

Electric Phantasm posted:

You know what we haven't seen in a while? A "if global warming why cold" cartoon.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/946531657229701120?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Wait a minute...

He . . . he really thinks he did something smart there, huh.

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

Tarezax posted:

As a reminder, it's Dec 30 and I'm wearing a t-shirt outside here in San Diego, CA. gently caress you, Payne

If global warming, then why December

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost
Look, I'm not saying Henry Payne needs his sexual partners to shout "VROOM, VROOOOM" in order to perform, I'm just saying if you do it once to indulge him he'll demand it every time, so be careful out there.






vroom vroom

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

VitalSigns posted:

Stantis wants Mike Pence to make him feel good about being a warmonger and a bigot again, like W used to before he became an undeniable embarrassment that made Stantis feel ashamed.

I guess that means ten years from now Stantis will draw a single cartoon wrestling with his Trump-era conscience, concluding "I was wrong, and vow to change (I won't change)" and nine of the eleven remaining posters in this thread will say "awwww" and give him way too much credit for it.

AVeryLargeRadish posted:

Prickly lovely! :smuggo:

Despite Xander77's constant cry of "You goony goons are so embarrassing!! GOOOONS" that's probably exactly what he intended

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

Flavius Belisarius posted:

Everybody's Harassing!

Kind of a weird follow-up to Golf

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A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost
Jason, no.

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