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TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Pants Donkey posted:

Here's the wall of shame from 2016:


1302 pages of poo poo, down from 2015's 1435 pages. But the thread in 2016 was also a lot more tolerable, so perhaps there's something to be said for quality over quantity.

I'd like to thank Adam4d and his weird god for getting me over 400 posts in 2016. A bad year.

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TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Duke Igthorn posted:

What a thoughtful cartoon that I'm sure had a lot of reflection and contemplation put into it to perfectly sculpt its message to these trying times.

Oh hold on, I'm getting an email from an alternate, better, timeline:



No, that's his cartoon from before the election.

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Easily her worst gif, timing-wise.

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
It was especially strange considering that she did the animation of the spinning cast pretty well.

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

King Possum III posted:

I found these today, and thought I'd share them as a change of pace (sort of);

1

(note the location of Paris)

2


3


4

(North Korea doesn't seem to exist here)

Not bad, but can't beat the original (yes, I know it's probably not that original, but it's the only one I recall)

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Starving Wolf posted:



There. Can I be payed too much money for five minutes work now too???



:bisonyes:

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

FaradayCage posted:

The way the Trump-Right instantly seized upon misusing the term "fake news" really puts their hard-on for calling other (black) people "racist" into perspective.

Yeah, the lame-stream media makes up its news whole-cloth, top to bottom. Nothing in the WaPo or NY Times is true, not a single word.

*checks InfoWars, PrisonPlanet, DrudgeReport (which links to WaPo constantly), NewsBusters, and NewsPatriotUSA911NeverForget.zone*

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Are black, therefore are on orders from Black Lives Matter. Got it.

I genuinely wish nothing but the worst things on the Red Panels guy. That's his name, since he's got such courage of convictions that he posts his bigoted nonsense anonymously.

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

OldTennisCourt posted:

I've watched the video and I don't recall them saying anything about BLM. They say gently caress WHITE PEOPLE! but that's it.

Yes, but they're black, and therefore they probably selfishly think that their lives matter. Sad!


Whenever I see this stat, I think about all the incidents of toddlers nearly killing someone that likely go unreported.

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Nice. Obama with a bat in a dumpster and we should be set.

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Nice, the thread is now looking at the back of its own head.

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

:five:

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Loving that bottom-left panel.

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
A Mind-Reading Cartoon.

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Garrison posted:

Remember how racism was supposed to be over when he was elected? The racial division was made much worse under his leadership.

NO SANE PERSON SAID THIS, AND THE INCREASED RACISM IS YOU

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Apple Pie Hubbub posted:

1


Yes...

2

3

4

5

6

FalseEquivalence.jpg

I'd say I'm gonna miss Wormbama, but I'm sure we'll see Trump trying to cram his uuuuge feet into Obama's tiny legacy loafers soon.

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Chip Bok posted:



President Obama promised Donald Trump a peaceful transition to the White House. He said so the day after Trump’s victory. Since then he’s issued 145 “midnight regulations.”

The transition hasn’t been all that peaceful according to Piers Morgan. Instead Obama pitched a presidential “temper tantrum”. Morgan says, Barack “hates Donald and everything he stands for.”:



Ugh, Piers Morgan is beneath garbage.

"The game's over Mr President - and your team lost. End your Trump temper tantrum and show some dignity"

Says the guy who ran the loving Sun and News of the World. gently caress.

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

The Haitian posted:

It's Monday Tuesday!

"Not So Foxy"


I'm so glad I gave this man money. A true patriot. :911:

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Technowolf posted:

1

2

And Matt Bors first caricature of Jefferson Beauregard Sessions:


Hey there, Mr. Beauregard :heysexy:

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

loquacius posted:

Bennett is thus far not biting on pissgate



This is good Bennett

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Trogdos! posted:

Ben doesn't seem to have a very favorable view of Sweden



If everyone stayed in their countries, there would be no America to make great again.

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Syrnn posted:

It will never quite live up to the glory of Bleached Bones, and I really need to learn Photoshop some day, but this just kind of popped in there:


This is a great edit. Also it's good to be a bit messy, we don't want Kirschen flipping out again.

Also gently caress Shuldig, what a douche.

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Yeah, gently caress you old media! *opens up laptop while standing to browse internet*

What is this guy, loving Neil Breen?


Why is his hand blocking the guy he's whispering to?

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

OldTennisCourt posted:

Why do Conservatives have the lamest burns possible? I don't want to be a smug "Heh, Liberals are much smarter!" guy, but every Conservative comedian/cartoon has the lamest insults ever. "LOL BLACK DONG CIGARS LOL "

Conservatives are obsessed with black men's penises and where they go. All this cuckservative bullshit is just projection. As much as I think Rick Wilson is a turd, he really was spot-on in that all these Red Panels types are single men who masturbate to anime.

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
Thank you lord, for LSD, also created by humans, therefore by you. Also thanks for nuclear weapons.

Anyway, someone sadly posted this in the funny pictures thread. I don't get it, but it nails down Red Panels guy for who we figured. A single man who masturbates to anime.

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

What is the message here, exactly? Is Uncle Sam's clothing a tell?


gently caress off Kirschen

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

The way the Secret Service has been handling traffic issues for inauguration, I'd be shocked if they noticed something like this at all. poo poo has been a total shambles, information released Friday has already been changed.

All for the coronation of a man who is making this poo poo up as he goes.

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

haveblue posted:

Why the tie?

Trump's Chinese-made ties is my guess.

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Yes, thank you for your extensive explanation of Pandora's Box. Also thank you for your clumsy bungling of the meaning of the story.

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

I love all these brave right-wing cartoonists that hide behind nom-de-bullshits with their hateful poo poo. I was glad to see that Daily Shoah rear end in a top hat exposed, I hope to see the neckbearded visage of Red Panels guy, as well as this cheese-named gently caress.

Can you tell I work in a job that involves helping people attend the Inauguration? I'm melting down haha.. ha... :smith:

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Sandpuppy posted:

Happy Extinction Event Inauguration Day!

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Gonna do that constitution. Do it right in the rear end.

I love that his supporters all played along that he was saying "big league" instead of "bigly"

It's like how his Reddit page doesn't allow dissent. Barf.

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Apple Pie Hubbub posted:




Kass, among others, called the speech Jacksonian. But large parts of it could have been given by Bernie Sanders, “Why go to war when we can use that money building freeways at home?”

As they stood together on the capitol steps, I was struck by Barack Obama’s elegance. Maybe it was the crease in his pants, but it stood in contrast to Trump’s, um, Trumpian appearance.




But Obama was no match for Melania.

Should be an interesting four years.
[/quote]

You know, he did run a dollar-store Cult of Personality campaign, but he used "I" only a few times in his speech, so corner turned!

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Trogdos! posted:


* There is no evidence that Churchill ever said this

Looking forward to an extended meltdown by Red Panels guy about his fallen Nazi idol gettin got.

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Trogdos! posted:

:godwinning: alert



So KKKlurf doesn't seem to think himself a Nazi because see, he only believes in 14, not 88! The (((6 million))) are happy because there is infighting between the 14-people (alt-right) and the 14/88-people (Nazis).

Will someone please doxx the Nazi Klurf already?

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
How sick is it that I just wondered how many days it will be until Drunky Duck catches up with Trump's blitzkrieg? My guess is Shia LaBoof will be dividing a safe space or something.

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Jay Rust posted:

What does cucking even mean anymore

Red Panels guy is a sexless loser with an internet tough guy attitude. Donald is having sex with all the libs' wives and girlfriends for Red Panels guy and his ilk.

Through Facebook.

But they're not Nazis, you're a Nazi.

But demanding to be called Alt-Right instead of Nazis isn't being sensitive, YOU'RE SENSITIVE!!!

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

That B'terrorista inside :3:

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Cat Mattress posted:

The eagle's tail isn't lifted, so it's just dry-humping.


Terrobarista

Nice.

Also gently caress Tinsley forever.

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Fojar38 posted:

Draw Donald Trump you hack

loving do it

I dunno if I want to see any more of this

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TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Sandpuppy posted:

1
Happy Valentines Day!

What a mess this is. I'm noticing Branco's Trump is always innocently watching as lie-bruls wildly take control, not unlike that meek Hitler cartoon.

Also, I like how Trump just vaulted up to that shelf he's on, likely by way of his big, strong hands.

However on a positive note, the woman in the foreground with her teddybear-wielding child does not have Branco's usual rear end that juts out.

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