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Trogdos!
Jul 11, 2009

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To no-one's surprise, Stiglich always falls in line

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Trogdos!
Jul 11, 2009

A DRAGON POKEMAN
well technically a water/flying type

Garrison posted:

The establishment or ‘legacy’ media are going to the dogs. Lately we’ve seen even more of their breathless ‘blockbuster’ news events blowing up in their faces, but it doesn’t seem to deter them from continuing to release fake news. Despite their history and money, the big dog ‘mainstream’ media are losing readers, viewers, trust, professionalism and credibility. Their historical dominance is rapidly ending thanks to truth tellers who can be found on the Internet.

The lefty media have been relentless in their biased attacks on President Trump. They were shocked by his election because they had grown used to brainwashing the masses. Hillary promptly blamed the Russians for Trump’s victory and claimed ‘collusion.’

The rabid lefty media have been determined to prove the alleged ‘conspiracy’ ever since, but all they’ve come up with is empty bombast. They’re like a dog who chases its own tail but can never catch it…because the Russian collusion story is not factual.

The Fake News liars have had success against Judge Roy Moore, however. The yearbook story was proven to be a forgery—and sourced to a big media arm. Moore was relentlessly and unfairly impugned as a ‘pedophile,’ by the leftist media. Such repeated lies contributed to his loss and I hope he contests the results, because it was very close.

I recommend “The True Story of Fake News,” by Mark Dice. It offers an excellent explanation and summation of fake news occurring in the legacy media as well as social media.

One of our followers suggested this cartoon and she has our thanks.

–Ben Garrison

filler cartoon time

Trogdos!
Jul 11, 2009

A DRAGON POKEMAN
well technically a water/flying type

Kirschen posted:

The "Palestinian" problem is irrelevant, the war in Yemen is ignored by the media. What's really happening is the building of an alliance to stop the Iranian invasion of our region, and a free and independent Kurdistan should be part of that alliance.


Kirschen posted:

Have a Happy!

Trogdos!
Jul 11, 2009

A DRAGON POKEMAN
well technically a water/flying type

Garrison posted:

"Mueller Claus is Coming to Town"

In keeping with the holiday season, I drew a variation of an enduring symbol—Santa Claus.

Like jolly old St. Nick, Mueller and his investigation into non-existent Trump wrongdoings never seems to go away. Hillary and Obama seem keen on giving us gifts of false realities. We are witnessing the continued political weaponization of the FBI.

Mueller, approved by the Deep Staters Bush and Obama, has already done a lot to weaken our country.

Along with FBI head John Brennan, Mueller was ordered to stop equating Islamic terrorists with Islam itself, thus weakening the FBI’s ability to target terrorism. Political correctness was paramount under Obama and reality was damned.

Now Mueller is back as a special prosecutor looking at the presidential election supposedly getting ‘hacked’ by Russia, which is a lie used by Hillary to excuse her monumental loss. Mueller’s assignment from Hillary and the Deep State Swamp? Dig up as much dirt as possible on Trump in order to get him impeached.

James Comey had earlier helped the Clintons escape a noose from their Whitewater scandal. He was rewarded with a cushy job with Lockheed Martin that paid him many millions of dollars. As the FBI director under Obama, he again saved the Clintons when he refused to recommend Hillary for prosecution. He overlooked her obvious obstruction of justice when she destroyed cell phones and bleach-bit her server. He said there was no ‘intent.’ It was not his call.

Then there is the improbably named Peter Strzok. (pronounced stroke?) He was fired from Mueller’s investigation due to his stridently anti-Trump text messages to his mistress. Do these FBI men not know they leave digital footprints or are they that contemptuous of their own process? Regardless, his behavior is again indicative of the growing bias and partisanship in the FBI. They’re going after Trump without one iota of evidence while they’ve done their best to exonerate Hillary–despite her spate of criminal acts that would send lesser mortals to prison.

FBI deputy director Andrew McCabe enabled Strzok’s behavior. He will answer to a congressional committee next week. Maybe he’ll explain the FBI’s ‘anti-Trump insurance policy’ that was discussed recklessly by Strzok.

Mueller’s partisan anti-Trump fishing expedition could easily drag on for another Christmas and as usual, the taxpayers are on the hook. Meanwhile, the biggest criminal fish, Hillary, never seems to be put on ice.

Instead of investigating Trump, let’s investigate the corruption of the FBI itself.

–Ben Garrison

what even is this metaphor

Trogdos!
Jul 11, 2009

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well technically a water/flying type
Surely known pathological liar Todd Rolls has not embellished or made up any part of this story

also lol he looks like a child in the last pizzeria panel

Trogdos!
Jul 11, 2009

A DRAGON POKEMAN
well technically a water/flying type


Trogdos!
Jul 11, 2009

A DRAGON POKEMAN
well technically a water/flying type

Bombadilillo posted:

Is this one that we know should mean the opposite because of who wrote it?

Before nov 8 2016 Stiglich constantly drew Trump as a clown. Afterwards, he immediately fell in line and has been relentlessly fellating him in every way possible. In short: yes.

Trogdos!
Jul 11, 2009

A DRAGON POKEMAN
well technically a water/flying type


Trogdos!
Jul 11, 2009

A DRAGON POKEMAN
well technically a water/flying type

HootTheOwl posted:

Literally his position. Someone else will have to post the "Cuckoos in our nest" cartoons. Most cartoonists in this thread I wish would retire. Krischen I want to die.

:tipshat:





There's also this: https://www.yumpu.com/en/document/view/6317437/mrdrybonesgmailcom-confidential-proposal-by-yaakov-kirschen- lol just take a look at the last page of the doc

Trogdos!
Jul 11, 2009

A DRAGON POKEMAN
well technically a water/flying type

Trogdos!
Jul 11, 2009

A DRAGON POKEMAN
well technically a water/flying type

Ague Proof posted:





All aboard.

Forgot this one:

Trogdos!
Jul 11, 2009

A DRAGON POKEMAN
well technically a water/flying type

quote:

According to the Guardian:
Trump threatens to cut aid to countries over UN Jerusalem vote



Trogdos!
Jul 11, 2009

A DRAGON POKEMAN
well technically a water/flying type

Garrison posted:

‘Twas the night before Christmas, and in the White House
Trump’s words were stirring; Obama felt like a mouse.

A populist president with a broom that swept clean,
Trump accomplished much in 2017.

Yet out past the lawn there arose such a clatter,
Pussy Hatters were yelling along with Black Lives Matter.

The Deep State pushed back—the Swamp became bitter,
They always get triggered when Trump is on Twitter.

Fake News Media compared Trump with Nixon,
“Impeach him!” said Maddow, Mika and Wolf Blitzen.

Rich kneelers were kneeling and sitting on hands,
Stadiums were emptied, they angered their fans.

Rocket Man’s missiles were threatening Seoul,
Kim Jong-Un’s stocking was soon stuffed with coal.

Respect, fame and fortune many women were hoping,
Instead they were molested–the gropers were groping!

Crooked Hillary lied about Trump’s Russian collusion,
The evidence showed it was just an illusion.

The rear end Clowns were angry and showing no poise,
They were loud and obnoxious–empty barrels of noise.

Trump’s eyes twinkled with MAGA delight. He yelled,
“MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT!”

–Merry Christmas from Ben and Tina Garrison

Trogdos!
Jul 11, 2009

A DRAGON POKEMAN
well technically a water/flying type

Trogdos!
Jul 11, 2009

A DRAGON POKEMAN
well technically a water/flying type



Kirschen posted:

#Santa will have it easy this year in the Middle East, with growing persecution forcing Christians to flee the Middle East. The only country with a growing Christian community , that enjoys religious freedom is Israel


Stiglich posted:

From the City of Brotherly Love.

e: oops one was posted already.

Trogdos! fucked around with this message at 18:38 on Dec 26, 2017

Trogdos!
Jul 11, 2009

A DRAGON POKEMAN
well technically a water/flying type


Trogdos!
Jul 11, 2009

A DRAGON POKEMAN
well technically a water/flying type


Trogdos!
Jul 11, 2009

A DRAGON POKEMAN
well technically a water/flying type

Garrison posted:

President Trump accomplished a lot during his first year. He almost immediately ended the Trans Pacific Partnership, which was a bad deal for American workers, because their jobs were being sent overseas. He refused to go along with the Paris ‘climate change’ accord, which punished America in particular. Climate change is science purchased by globalists, who want to use fear to gain further control of our economy. Trump broke their spell. He’s for America first.

Under Trump, we now have a conservative justice added to the Supreme Court, with more appointees to come. Unemployment has been lowered along with illegal immigration—unvetted or otherwise. Trump is the only president who has had the nerve to actually transfer the US Embassy to Jerusalem.

Taxes have been lowered and the Obamacare mandate has been repealed. In fact, many of Obama’s so-called ‘accomplishments’ have been negated, which is no doubt very irksome to the former president and chief narcissist.

Previous presidents preferred to kick the can down the road when it came to North Korea, but Trump has signaled that he’s had enough. The little round tyrant in North Korea thought he can threaten us with nuclear annihilation and launch missiles over Japan without consequence. After all, previous presidents were always played for saps. They gave the hermit nation concessions every time the dear leaders rattled their sabers. Bill Clinton, with the help of Jimmy Carter, gave the Stalinist country nuclear reactors and billions of dollars in aid. The dictator hugging Carter received the Nobel Peace Prize for his effort, while the North Koreans went ahead with their nuclear weapons program without skipping a beat.

Regulations have been pared back and business are bringing jobs back to America. Work has been done to thwart Islamic terrorists. Obama’s Muslim prayer rugs have been removed.

Naturally, to those possessed with ‘Trump Derangement Syndrome,’ all of his accomplishments are the acme of evil. This is to be expected. The left’s precious socialism and political correctness are finally getting the pushback they’ve long deserved, thanks to President Trump.

There remains much work to be done. Our infrastructure needs rebuilding. The wall needs to be built. The Deep State Swamp needs a lot more draining. Hillary still needs to be locked up. President Trump remains the best man for the job.

—Ben Garrison

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Trogdos!
Jul 11, 2009

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year's last dry boner:

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