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Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Steve Bell on John Bercow and Donald Trump – The US president would not be welcome to address parliament during his state visit, the Commons Speaker has said in an unprecedented intervention that drew applause and cheers from MPs"

Telegraph:

Marine Le Pen promises liberation from the EU with France-first policies

Independent:

NHS hospitals to charge overseas patients for non-urgent care

Times:

Syrian regime secretly hanged 13,000 people at Assad's notorious Saydnaya Prison, says Amnesty International

Mail:
MAC ON ... hospital overcrowding

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Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Theresa May and the Brexit debate – The PM has faced down a Tory rebellion in the Commons, rejecting calls to go back to negotiations if MPs do not like her deal with the EU"

Independent:


Times:

After Masaccio

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Theresa May, Surrey council and social care – Jeremy Corbyn produced text messages at PMQs that he claimed showed ministers were prepared to offer a sweetheart deal to Surrey council to avoid a local referendum on raising taxes to fund social care"

Telegraph:

Brexit vote: Theresa May wins Commons approval to trigger Article 50 as Labour's Clive Lewis resigns

Independent:


Times:


Mail:
MAC ON... Donald Trump

'I believe it was a suggestion from Donald Trump'

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Murdoch and the Gove-Trump interview – It has been revealed that Rupert Murdoch was in the room during Donald Trump’s recent interview for the Times with former Tory minister"

Telegraph:

Jeremy Corbyn widely mocked for tweeting 'real fight starts now' after voting for Brexit Bill; Australian man trapped for five hours with nose just above mud after digger fell into dam used 'yoga pose' to survive

Independent:



NHS Health Check: Hunt says NHS problems 'unacceptable'

The i paper:


Times:

Archbishop and Tory MPs criticise closure of child refugee scheme

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Jeremy Hunt and the NHS – Jeremy Hunt said that performance in some parts of the NHS is “completely unacceptable”, adding there is “no excuse” for some of the problems being seen in the health service"

Telegraph:

Donald Trump loses court battle to reinstate travel ban

Times:

After Hockney.

Stephen Collins:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Sunday Telegraph:

Baftas 2017: Stars descend on London for ceremony; Jeremy Corbyn kept away from voters ahead of crucial Stoke by-election amid claims he is 'not a plus on the doorstep'

Sunday Times:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on the Labour party leadership – Labour’s new elections coordinator has said the party has plenty of leadership candidates to choose from if Jeremy Corbyn steps down before the next general election"

Telegraph:

North Korea shoots missile 500km in 'show of force' to Trump, says South

Independent:





After Hokusai.

Times:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Kim Jong-un, Trump and nuclear weapons – North Korea has launched a missile that flew 500km before coming down in the Sea of Japan, in what the South called a ‘show of force’ to Donald Trump"

Telegraph:

John Bercow supporters stage counterattack amid no-confidence plot

Independent:

Trump security adviser Flynn resigns after leaks suggest he tried to cover up Russia talks

Times:


Mail:
MAC ON...Valentine's Day

'No. not another North Korean missile test. Have another guess - what's special about today?'

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on the resignation of Michael Flynn – Donald Trump’s national security adviser quits after it emerged that he misled US officials about secret communications with the Russian ambassador" After Tenniel.

Telegraph:

Out with the old, in with the nude: Playboy brings back naked women

Times:


Mail:
MAC ON ... prison smuggling

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on Donald Trump, intelligence and Russia – Donald Trump railed against ‘fake media’ and implied reports about ties to Russia were an attempt by the intelligence community ‘to cover up for’ Hillary Clinton’s election defeat"

Telegraph:

Stoke-on-Trent Central by-election: The candidates and the issues

Independent:

Paul Nuttall admits claim he lost close friends at Hillsborough was false

Times:

Church of England's rejection of gay marriage report welcomed

Mail:
Mac on...North Korea

Kim Jong-nam killing: two more held as details emerge of airport attack

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Just came across this on my Twitter:

https://twitter.com/GiveMeInternet/status/832343816355053568

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Brexit and the supreme court – Britain’s top judge has spoken out about media attacks on the judiciary and the failure of politicians to stand up for judges after the Brexit court challenge"

Telegraph:


Independent:

US secretary of state Tillerson meets Russian counterpart at G20 summit

The i paper:

Tony Blair calls for people to 'rise up' against Brexit; Woolly mammoth on verge of resurrection, scientists reveal

Times:

Aslef members reject Southern rail deal

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Tony Blair's Brexit speech – Former prime minister accused a ‘debilitated’ Labour party of allowing a disastrous Brexit to happen, as he called for a cross-party political movement to oppose leaving the EU" After Delacroix.

Times:

Donald Trump insists presidency is 'fine tuned machine' after extraordinary 75-minute press conference in which he attacks press

Stephen Collins:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Observer:

"Donald Trump speaks to the media - Chris Riddell on the US president’s infamous press conference"

Sunday Telegraph:


Independent on Sunday:


Sunday Times:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on the Stoke byelection – Allies of Jeremy Corbyn are optimistic that Labour will defeat Ukip in the electoral battle and say his leadership is not under threat regardless of the result"

Telegraph:

Lincoln are bringing the magic of the FA Cup back, says manager Danny Cowley

Independent:


Times:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on the NHS deficit – NHS trusts in England posted a deficit of £886m at the end of the third quarter, £300m more than the target for the end of this financial year"

Telegraph:

Sir David Attenborough to return for BBC's Blue Planet II; Respect Brexit decision, peers urged

Independent:

Donald Trump speaks out about immigration in Sweden

Times:


Mail:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on the House of Lords – A former Lords speaker has claimed some peers do ‘absolutely nothing’ and still collect their daily allowance, on the day the PM made a highly unusual appearance in the upper chamber to observe the first day of Brexit debate"

Telegraph:

American Gothic arrives in London for Royal Academy show

Independent:


Times:


Mail:
MAC on... Rising business rates

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Paul Dacre and the Daily Mail – Tony Blair has denied that a Labour government paid compensation to the former Guantánamo Bay detainee who went on to blow himself up in Iraq, and accused the Daily Mail of hypocritical coverage"

Bonus! Tribune magazine:


Independent:


Times:

Swedish MEP says Boris Johnson's liberation comment crossed 'red line'; FA Cup: Wayne Shaw's pie resignation 'a nightmare' says Sutton boss Paul Doswell

Mail:
MAC ON... Betting and football

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on the UK's net migration figures – Net migration to Britain fell by 49,000 to 273,000 last year, according to official figures that include the three months after the Brexit vote"

Telegraph:

Tories in historic by-election Copeland win as Labour holds Stoke; Exoplanet discovery: seven Earth-sized planets found orbiting nearby star

Independent:

Storm Doris: Woman killed as UK hit by winds reaching 94mph

Times:

Miffy creator Dick Bruna has died aged 89

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on the state of the Labour party – Labour has suffered a humiliating defeat at the hands of the Conservative party in Copeland, a heartland seat dominated by the party since 1935"

Telegraph:

Claudio Ranieri: Sacked Leicester manager says his 'dream died'

Independent:

After Pascal Dagnan-Bouveret.

The i paper:


Times:


Stephen Collins:


:scotland: The National:
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New BBC Scotland channel a 'declaration of intent'
[This cartoonist was requested by someone in Brit-thread, let me know if Big Thread wants more of this or not.]

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Observer:

"Corbyn, Nuttall and May announce their plans for the future - Chris Riddell on the Stoke and Copeland byelections"

Sunday Telegraph:


Sunday Times:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Michael Heseltine, the Lords and article 50 – Tory grandee Lord Heseltine has said he will back a Labour-led amendment to ensure a meaningful vote on the final Brexit deal"

Telegraph:


Indpendent on Sunday:


Independent:


Times:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Problems with Imgur, so I'm hotlinking these. Sorry! :ohdear:

Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on the NHS data loss – Thousands of patients are feared to have been harmed after the NHS lost more than half a million pieces of confidential medical correspondence"

Telegraph:

Nokia 3310 mobile phone resurrected at MWC 2017

Independent:

Oscars: Academy 'deeply regrets' best film fiasco as accountant is blamed

Times:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on the global political landscape – With Brexit and Trump in full swing, the ghosts of politics past – namely Bush, Blair and Major – have waded in to the choppy waters"

Independent:

Ukip in open civil war as Nigel Farage calls for Douglas Carswell to be thrown out after knighthood row After Monty Python.

Times:

Philip Green agrees to pay £363m into BHS pension fund

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Theresa May's defeat in the Lords – Peers voted in favour of an amendment calling on the government to secure the rights of EU citizens in the UK"

Telegraph:

Theresa May gives up crisps for Lent

Independent:

Trump hails 'new chapter in American greatness' in Congress speech

Times:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on the progress of the Brexit bill – The government is determined that the bill to trigger article 50 will not be altered, even if a standoff ensues with peers who backed an amendment to guarantee the rights of EU citizens" Also World Book Day

Telegraph:

Golf's rules revolution praised by Rory McIlroy and Tiger Woods, as slow players are targeted by 'biggest changes in a generation'

Independent:

Jeff Sessions recuses himself from Russia inquiry amid calls for resignation

The i paper:


Times:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Theresa May and Nicola Sturgeon – Theresa May has signalled a tougher line on Scottish demands for greater devolution after Brexit, laying down a clear challenge to Nicola Sturgeon"

Telegraph:

Cambridge scientists create first self-developing embryo from stem cells

Independent:

After Meissonier.

Times:


Stephen Collins:


:scotland: The National:
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Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Observer:

"The picturebook world of Donald Trump and Jeff Sessions - Chris Riddell on the US president’s continuing Russian woes" After Michael Rosen.

Sunday Telegraph:

Chancellor’s £60bn Brexit fighting fund

Independent on Sunday:

Assembly election: Sinn Féin hails 'watershed' result

Sunday Times:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Philip Hammond's Brexit budget plan – Chancellor Philip Hammond has announced a new £500m-a-year plan to reshape the British workforce for life after Brexit by offering technical students loans to help counter the fall in EU workers"

Independent:


Times:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on the Vauxhall/Opel takeover – The chief executive of the French company behind Peugeot and Citroën has vowed to turn Opel and Vauxhall around without factory closures or job cuts"

Telegraph:

Coup de theatre as French Right unanimously backs François Fillon and calls bitter battle to replace him 'closed'

Independent:


Times:

Jeremy Corbyn tax return is 'complete and accurate', office says

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Nicola Jennings on grammar schools – Theresa May will pave the way for a new generation of grammar schools, as her chancellor uses the budget to push ahead with a controversial policy that is seen as a key priority for the prime minister"

Telegraph:

Hammond keeps his powder dry with a 'boring' budget

Independent:


Times:

After Monty Python.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Philip Hammond's budget – The chancellor sparked a political row on Wednesday with a tax grab on self-employed workers that breached a Conservative manifesto pledge not to raise national insurance rates"
Bonus!
https://twitter.com/MartinRowson/status/839824092547190785

Telegraph:


Independent:


Times:

After Marilyn Monroe.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on the Conservative party – Theresa May and Philip Hammond are facing a growing rebellion among Tory MPs over the decision to increase national insurance contributions (NICs) for the self-employed"

Telegraph:


Independent:

Queen unveils Iraq and Afghanistan war memorial amid fury at Blair presence

Times:

Nick Robinson accidentally added a swear word to the Chancellor's name on the Today programme

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Justine Greening and new grammar schools – Theresa May has paved the way for a new generation of grammar schools – a controversial policy that is seen as a key priority for the prime minister"

Telegraph:

After Michelangelo.

Independent:

After Magritte.

The i paper:

Laughing Theresa May

Times:

After AN Other? Yeah, not searching for that one.

Stephen Collins:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Observer:

"Theresa May and Philip Hammond: budget latest - Chris Riddell on the prime minister and chancellor’s national insurance woes"

Sunday Telegraph:

Children interrupt BBC News interview

Sunday Times:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on David Davis's Brexit warning – MPs will have to choose between a deal brokered by Theresa May and crashing out of the bloc on World Trade Organisation terms in a hard Brexit, David Davis has suggested"

Telegraph:

Sister Sledge singer Joni dies at 60

Independent:




Times:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on Brexit and political divisions – MPs have overturned two House of Lords amendments that aimed to protect the rights of EU citizens living in the UK and hand parliament a ‘meaningful vote’ on the final Brexit deal" Also Boaty McBoatface to go on its first Antarctic mission

Telegraph:

Scottish independence: Nicola Sturgeon fires starting gun on referendum

Independent:


Times:


Mail:
Mac on... Second Scottish referendum

England and Jonathan Joseph thump Scotland to seal Six Nations title

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Theresa May and forging Brexit consensus – Theresa May stressed that she didn’t want to see any ‘constitutional gameplaying’ with the future of the United Kingdom"

Telegraph:


Independent:


Times:


Mail:
Mac on...Muirfield Golf Club allowing female members

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Philip Hammond’s budget U-turn – Chancellor scraps national insurance rise for the self-employed, admitting it broke Tory manifesto promise" Also ‘Five-second rule’ for food dropped on the floor approved by germ scientists

Independent:


Times:


Mail:
Mac on... Prince William's night out in Verbier

'Aw, bless him. Little Prince George - he's so much like his dad'

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Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on a deflating week for Trump and the European right – US president suffers a court defeat over his travel ban after an election blow for Geert Wilders and a row over Tory election spending"

Independent:


Times:

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